IRC Chat #1944

Would you like Fries with that Warranty?

[23:48] *** Thu Oct 23 2008 - LOGGING START ***
[23:48] *** Topic is - Cue the Denis Leary song here -
[23:48] *** Set by @SpeedRcrX on Thu Oct 23 23:48 2008
[23:49] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL you know what the most AWESOME thing about 'Taru working at that store is
[23:49] <// J_Daito //> What
[23:49] <@SpeedRcrX> well customer service is their big thing, right
[23:50] <@SpeedRcrX> so they have to approach each customer and say "can i help you sir / ma'am"
[23:50] <// J_Daito //> ...
[23:50] <// J_Daito //> So every time you show up she has to call you "sir"
[23:51] <@SpeedRcrX> ..AND
[23:51] <@SpeedRcrX> AND AND AND
[23:51] <@SpeedRcrX> She has to put up with whatever bulls[BLEEP]t I as the customer demand! It's AWESOME!
[23:52] <// J_Daito //> HAHAHAHAHA
[23:52] <// J_Daito //> I think I am in the mood for consumer electronics at the lowest possible price point
[23:52] <// J_Daito //> I will go and demand she find me a new 486 computer!
[23:53] <@SpeedRcrX> And dude, she HAS to offer you extended warranties. She gets in deep s[BLEEP]t if she can't Sell them. so tell her you're gonna get one, then cancel at the register AHAAHAHAH
[23:53] <// J_Daito //> LOL this will be great

[07:34] * FireFly_9 reads the IRC log from last night
[07:34] <FireFly_9> I hate my life.
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IRC Chat #1943

Omedet--oh my GAWD

[08:59] *** Wed Oct 22 2008 - LOGGING START ***
[08:59] *** Topic is - Happy Birthday Minako-chan! -
[08:59] *** Set by @Dr. Xadium on Wed Oct 22 08:59 2008
[09:00] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> So then he plugged into my USB port and uploaded for hours ♡
[09:00] <FireFly_9> Wonderful.
[09:00] <FireFly_9> How does it feel, being 30?
[09:01] * [gTV]C'est_la_V doesn't feel any different than being 18 <_<
[09:01] <FireFly_9> That speaks volumes.
[09:01] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Baka
[09:02] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> You're only as old as the inverse proportion of people who want to feel you up!!
[09:02] * FireFly_9 goes to correct you, but has no idea if you made a mistake or not :O
[09:02] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> :P
[09:03] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> But Mako-chan and I are fighting again
[09:03] <Reverend_H> Sexy fights with whipped cream, yo?
[09:03] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Go away, hentaiyaro :P
[09:04] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> No, she thought it would be fun to take me to a hypnotist for my birthday :P
[09:04] <FireFly_9> What, did she have you on stage clucking like a chicken?
[09:05] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> No
[09:05] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> but the hypnotist dug up a horrible memory ><
[09:05] <Reverend_H> What when your bust size was smaller than hers
[09:05] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> GO AWAY BA[BLEEP]RD
[09:05] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> No, it was my sixth birthday...
[09:06] * FireFly_9 can't ever imagine you being that young
[09:06] <Reverend_H> I bet Tuxedo Kamen could, yo
[09:06] * [gTV]C'est_la_V shudders
[09:06] <FireFly_9> Elios do you ever have anything productive to add?
[09:07] <Reverend_H> my [BLEEP] up your [BLEEP], yo
[09:07] *** @spiritflame has kicked Reverend_H from #suburbansenshi REASON: (enough out of you)
[09:07] *** Reverend_H [beastmastah@stable.abattoir.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[09:07] <+Luna-P> y0 Reverend_H *** Happy Birthday, Aino Minako!!
[09:07] <Reverend_H> YOU CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH OUT OF ME YO
[09:07] <@spiritflame> :/
[09:09] *** @spiritflame has kicked Reverend_H from #suburbansenshi REASON: (a dripping faucet / the tiny little weak splurts / her laughter at night)
[09:10] <FireFly_9> rei.bot-san that image isn't helping ><
[09:10] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> AHAHAAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA
[09:10] <FireFly_9> glad to see someone is amused :P
[09:10] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Anyway she dug up this horrible memory

[09:11] <FireFly_9> o_o
[09:11] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Hai, and now I can't eat butter anymore or look at frosting properly
[09:11] <FireFly_9> What. the. HELL. Sempai?
[09:12] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> The hypnotist said it might just be images i picked up from TV gelling like Magellan in my subconscious but I don't know ><
[09:12] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Now the fast food places frighten me
[09:13] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> And Motoki-san works for McDonald's now, and Mako-chan likes him but all i can think of is the stalking and and
[09:13] * [gTV]C'est_la_V is away: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[09:13] <FireFly_9> Good grief.
[09:14] *** Mizunomics01 [user001.securenet.05@mizunomics.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[09:14] <+Luna-P> y0 Mizunomics01 *** Happy Birthday, Aino Minako!!
[09:15] <Mizunomics01> Christian Chandler removed all the pictures of me from his homepage :/
[09:15] <FireFly_9> ...
[09:15] <FireFly_9> Are you being dumped?
[09:15] <Mizunomics01> ...
[09:16] <FireFly_9> Sorry that was terribly untactful of me, I blame dealing with Minako-sempai ><
[09:16] <Mizunomics01> - I had better not be -
[09:16] <FireFly_9> ..Ami-san?
[09:16] <Mizunomics01> With the fall of my commercial empire, this would be the last thing I need
[09:17] * Mizunomics01 is away: I won't allow it.
[09:17] <FireFly_9> You won't... what?
[09:17] * FireFly_9 shivers, what?
[09:17] <// J_Daito //> HAH I can smell the evil oozing from her pores now
[09:17] * // J_Daito // had deleted the pictures from the Sonichu site
[09:18] <FireFly_9> ... Jedite, WHY?
[09:18] <// J_Daito //> Because I'm beginning to see what Nephlite did when he initiated "project: DARKURY".
[09:18] <// J_Daito //> That little seed of evil he stuck into her...
[09:19] <// J_Daito //> I'm going to make it grow...
[09:19] <// J_Daito //> I want to see just what this water baby can do...
[09:19] <// J_Daito //> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
[09:19] * FireFly_9 headsmacks
[09:19] <FireFly_9> That's like the time you tried to turn me into Mistress 9 just because I was more shapely.
[09:19] <// J_Daito //> Yes, whatever the hell HAPPENED to that.
[09:19] <// J_Daito //> Why are you flat as a board again
[09:20] <FireFly_9> If I was able to punch you right now I would.
[09:20] * FireFly_9 is away
[09:20] <// J_Daito //> It's a legitimate question :P
[09:20] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has quit IRC (F[BLEEP]k you)
[09:21] <// J_Daito //> I'M NOT THE ONE MICHAEL JACKSON MISTAKENLY KIDNAPPED THINKING SHE WAS A BOY OK
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IRC Chat #1942

Waiting fer Who? Rocketman DOLEMITE, MOTHER[BLEEP]ER!

[05:19] *** Tue Oct 21 2008 - LOGGING START ***
[05:19] *** Topic is - Late Night, Space flight -
[05:19] *** Set by on Tue Oct 21 05:19 2008
[05:19] <Mdm_Maestro> I think I am going slowly insane
[05:20] <// J_Daito //> What's wrong, Kaioh? Finally managed to taste what your cooking is really like?
[05:20] <Mdm_Maestro> I should smack you.
[05:20] <Mdm_Maestro> But no, it's because Haruka has found a "new" MP3, and she will not stop playing it.
[05:21] <// J_Daito //> Oh really?
[05:22] <Mdm_Maestro> Well as we are in Canada, she decided to soak up the local culture.
[05:23] <Mdm_Maestro> Thus, she began to research Canadian heroes and found this recording of William Shatner 'singing' Rocketman
[05:23] * // J_Daito // clicks download
[05:23] * // J_Daito // will have the file in 56 minutes
[05:23] <Mdm_Maestro> ... What speed is your internet at? Never mind.
[05:26] <// J_Daito //> 14.4 kbps should eb good enough for anyone
[05:26] <Mdm_Maestro> It isn't dear. It really isn't.
[05:26] * // J_Daito // is away: bbl lagging
[05:26] <Mdm_Maestro> Good lord.
[05:26] * Mdm_Maestro covers her ears, she can't get this song out of her head
[05:27] <GERMATOID> WITHOUT SEEING THE VIDEO YOU ARE MISSING HALF THE EXPERIENCE

[05:30] <Mdm_Maestro> ...
[05:30] <Mdm_Maestro> Something inside me has broken
[05:31] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[05:31] *** @SpeedRcrX [2fast2furious@cpe.net.cable.rogers.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[05:31] *** THE CHUGGERNAUT HAS ARRIVED
[05:31] <@SpeedRcrX> Why do you guys have to s[BLEEP]t on rocketman
[05:31] * @SpeedRcrX is depressed
[05:31] <Mdm_Maestro> you were happy enough a few minutes ago singing along to that horror
[05:31] <@SpeedRcrX> Man dolemite is dead
[05:32] <GERMATOID> ...
[05:32] <Mdm_Maestro> who?
[05:32] <@SpeedRcrX> Rudy Ray Moore, a comedian who camw up with Redd Foxx and Richard Pryor, he played Dolemite, an unusually well-spoken superpimp in the 70s
[05:33] <@SpeedRcrX> I'd just found out about his work like 2 months ago but never got around to watching any of his movies
[05:36] <@SpeedRcrX> WARNING THIS NEXT LINK HAS SOME NUDITY AND CURSING DO NOT WATCH AT WORK
[05:36] <// J_Daito //> LOL so Goth no Senshi can't watch it from Staples

[05:36] <Reverend_H> DOLEMITE BE DEAD?!
[05:37] <Reverend_H> F[BLEEP]K, yo, he be my god damn HERO
[05:37] <Mdm_Maestro> Why am I not surprised.
[05:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Anyway I found out he did a movie called Shaolin Dolemite that he did which I have just got to see
[05:40] <GERMATOID> IT'S ON YOUTUBE SO WE MAY QUEUE IT UP AND WATCH IT IN THE GINGAPLEX
[05:41] <Reverend_H> That s[BLEEP]t look wicked awesome, yo
[05:43] <Reverend_H> I found a trailer yo
[05:43] <Reverend_H> Brief nudities warning' an s[BLEEP]t
[05:43] <@SpeedRcrX> Make that s[BLEEP]t red so we don't get sued okay :P
[05:43] <Reverend_H> f[BLEEP]ker
[05:44] <Reverend_H> BRIEF NUDITIES WARNING, YO
[05:44] <@SpeedRcrX> :P

[05:44] <GERMATOID> WE DEFINITELY HAVE TO SEE THIS! MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!
[05:44] *** Tue Oct 21 2008 - LOGGING STOP ***

IRC Chat #1941

Reminder of Ruminations Past

[11:06] *** Mon Oct 20 2008 - LOGGING START ***
[11:06] *** Topic is - Tangents! WOOOOO! -
[11:06] *** Set by @Sakura Xadium Aino on Mon Oct 20 11:06 2008
[08:39] * Yaijinden is listening to: The Beginning is the End is the Beginning - Smashing Pumpkins.mp3 [by memory kbps]
[10:06] *** @Wolfwood [Visions_Of_Gandhi@Highroad.rr.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[10:06] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Wolfwood
[10:06] <+Luna-P> y0 @Wolfwood
[10:07] * Yaijinden waves
[10:07] *** @Sakura Xadium Aino [cherryblossomstorm@north.galaxy.kai] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[10:07] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Sakura Xadium Aino
[10:07] <+Luna-P> y0 @Sakura Xadium Aino
[10:08] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Wheeee~
[10:08] * @Sakura Xadium Aino has a few minutes before obligations call her away
[10:08] * Yaijinden also waves
[10:08] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Wolfykins, Yai-guy!
[10:09] <@Wolfwood> Hey Time Gal
[10:09] <Yaijinden> Sa ♫ ku ♫ ra ♫
[10:09] <@Wolfwood> Also, hello Yai
[10:09] * @Sakura Xadium Aino double-waves and flashes a Bene Gesserit gangsign
[10:09] * Yaijinden does a jig before the compulsion passes and he corrects the autonomous reaction
[10:10] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Yai ♫ jy ♫ wai ♫ jy ♫
[10:10] <@Wolfwood> heh
[10:10] * @Sakura Xadium Aino sits carefully on Venus Sofa and places the sheathed Arataka across her knees.
[10:11] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> So how's tricks in this corner of the multiverse?
[10:11] <@Wolfwood> Allright considering.
[10:11] <Yaijinden> Much as you left them whenever you left them. Bit my tongue clear through while I let others handle the terrible things they like to.
[10:12] <@Wolfwood> Hope to open my restraunt by the end of the year.
[10:12] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I've stopped handlign terrible things for a while. Paperwork.
[10:12] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> But i'm trying to get back into the groove...
[10:12] <Yaijinden> Mmm, paperwork.
[10:12] <Yaijinden> Mmm, better, groove.
[10:12] <@Wolfwood> Paperwork is evil.
[10:13] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Groovy paperwork would be okay but I haven't' had that in centuries.
[10:13] <Yaijinden> Paperwork is hilarious for reasons that shouldn't be so funny.
[10:14] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Are you tormenting students by marking up their essays with blood-annotations and quoting phrase several years above their educational thresholds again
[10:15] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> "That's not a chemistry experiment, it's a demonic invocation!"
[10:15] <GERMATOID> <-- HIS SCHTICK
[10:15] * GERMATOID is away
[10:15] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I miss visiting this place
[10:16] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> but lately I either havent' had time schedule-wise or have been run too ragged by The Powers that Be.
[10:16] <@Wolfwood> Well we miss you.
[10:16] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> aww~ :3
[10:17] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Torment...
[10:18] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Torment is what you get when you think yuo're happily knifing your foe in the back only to realize you've saddled yourself with a talkative albatross
[10:18] * @Sakura Xadium Aino whistles to herself
[10:18] <Yaijinden> Are we talking Jar-Jar? Because that was awesome.
[10:18] <@Wolfwood> I thought an albatross was supposed to be good luck to a ship.
[10:18] <@Wolfwood> Untill you killed it.
[10:18] <@Wolfwood> ....
[10:18] <@Wolfwood> Or...wait..
[10:18] <Yaijinden> HAY ANNIE MEESA BE WITH THE FORSA!
[10:18] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Sure, Meesa means Jar-Jar :3
[10:19] <Yaijinden> WEESA BE BESTA OF FRIENDS FOH EEVAH!
[10:19] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (I so wanted him to keep his head in the pod racer engine when it turned on)
[10:21] * @Sakura Xadium Aino has Eudial frozen in a block of Carbonite somewhere <_<
[10:21] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (yes she came back, again)
[10:21] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (and I wasn't the one who got her <_<)
[10:22] <Yaijinden> :o
[10:22] *** psYchO_saKi [murdergrrl@physica.bitches5.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[10:22] <+Luna-P> y0 psYchO_saKi
[10:22] <Yaijinden> some people so horrifyingly peristent
[10:22] <psYchO_saKi> BFF FOREVER GIRLFRIEND! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[10:22] *** psYchO_saKi [murdergrrl@physica.bitches5.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (you are all SO F[BLEEP]ING DEAD when I get around to it)
[10:22] * @Sakura Xadium Aino sweatdrops
[10:22] <Yaijinden> speak of the debbil and she will appear
[10:22] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> There's a story in there somewhere
[10:23] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I may write it down oneday
[10:23] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I've been thinking i should be the chronicler of the family now that Puu-P has lost her powers.
[10:23] <Yaijinden> Eyes to watch forward and back.
[10:24] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> And... and... the trauma I feel when I go back to my own time now.
[10:24] <@Wolfwood> It'd be an interesting bit to look at.
[10:24] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I kept seeing "Sailor 134340" running around
[10:24] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I never realized it was ENDY IN DRAG
[10:25] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Now I know how mom felt when she found out Uncle Harry was a girl
[10:25] * @Sakura Xadium Aino is still damaged.
[10:25] <Yaijinden> Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah that's TERRIBLE.
[10:25] <@Wolfwood> Yeesh.
[10:25] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I mean that's why "134340" was running around with her powers in the future, ya know?
[10:26] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Dang filter ><
[10:26] <Yaijinden> In retrospect, that does seem like the reasonable explaination.
[10:26] <@Wolfwood> You kids and your quasi-frightening future that I don't entirely understand.
[10:26] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Yeah it turns out after Endy tried to gain power for himself here and once again lost to women he snapped and became one himself (SEE MOVIE 2 XD)
[10:26] <Yaijinden> The fact that I consider someone running around in a skirt and falsies to be a reasonable explaination to anything is a sign of just how inured I've gotten. .-.
[10:27] <Yaijinden> ...
[10:27] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Welcome to the Aino family hell
[10:27] * Yaijinden pulls that up on the DVR and watches more mindfully
[10:27] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> And it is the Aino Family hell.. if you think about it the story started with my mom
[10:27] * @Wolfwood changes topic to `[10:26] <Yaijinden> The fact that I consider someone running around in a skirt and falsies to be a reasonable explaination to anything is a sign of just how inured I've gotten. .-. `
[10:27] <Mdm_Maestro> I was first, dear
[10:28] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Possibly! But no one knows when or how you were "Awakened"
[10:28] <@Wolfwood> ....
[10:28] <Mdm_Maestro> I do, dear.
[10:28] <@Wolfwood> Satan?
[10:28] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> There's a story there too :P
[10:28] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> LAWL
[10:28] * Mdm_Maestro smacks Wolfwood-san in the face.
[10:29] <Mdm_Maestro> Be more mindful of your betters, dear.
[10:29] <@Wolfwood> Sorry. Thought you were someone else. Also ow.
[10:29] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Isn't it a bit uncouth ot be hitting people in the face?
[10:29] <Mdm_Maestro> <_<
[10:29] <Mdm_Maestro> >_>
[10:29] <@Wolfwood> OSHI
[10:29] * Mdm_Maestro snaps open a fan and laughs behind it "O HO HO HO HO HO HO HO "
[10:30] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> - My god I can see the Sumire Kanzaki in here -
[10:30] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ^her
[10:30] <Mdm_Maestro> :/
[10:30] <@Wolfwood> Mindfull of my betters.
[10:30] <Mdm_Maestro> My grandmother was one of the greatest performers of her generation :P
[10:30] <Yaijinden> Aaaaaaaah yes. Clarity.
[10:30] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Yeahs, I know, I was on stage with her :P
[10:31] * Mdm_Maestro just pauses for a moment.
[10:31] <Yaijinden> I remember that horrible vision now, which is completely different from the performance I've only seen in talkies!
[10:31] <Mdm_Maestro> That disturbs me dear.
[10:31] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (scarily) YES I KNEW YOUR GRANDMAMA
[10:32] <@Wolfwood> That's ok. Your cooking disturbs us all.
[10:32] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> AS A YOUNG WOMAN IN THE PRIME OF HER LIFE
[10:32] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> WHEN SHE WAS ATTEMPTING TO SEDUCE MY HUSBAND
[10:32] <@Wolfwood> How you havent died of food poisoning yet is amazing.
[10:32] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (well before he was my husband so he was fair game)
[10:32] * Mdm_Maestro is becoming melancholy
[10:32] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> W-what's wrong... hey, laugh :P
[10:33] <Mdm_Maestro> But..
[10:33] <Yaijinden> But?
[10:33] <Mdm_Maestro> We are both senshi. I will live probably as long as you, dear (cooking jokes aside)
[10:33] <Mdm_Maestro> I too, will know the grandoparents of freinds.
[10:33] * Mdm_Maestro looks at Yaijinden and Wolf
[10:33] <Mdm_Maestro> When they have offpspring, I may know them.
[10:33] <Mdm_Maestro> And their children as well.
[10:34] <Yaijinden> Mmm.
[10:34] <Mdm_Maestro> It's a thought I had never had before.
[10:34] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Well, you'll be the teller of tales, then. A custodian of a cultural legacy.
[10:34] <@Wolfwood> I pitty you senshi and yet envy you.
[10:34] <@Wolfwood> To live so long and see so much
[10:34] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> The ancient Wise woman XD
[10:35] <Mdm_Maestro> "ancient" makes me sound so... wizened.
[10:35] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Your grandmother also was a bit vain in her youth
[10:35] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> But she mellowed with time :P
[10:35] <Mdm_Maestro> you unnerve me with these references.
[10:35] <Mdm_Maestro> Kindly stop it.
[10:36] * @Sakura Xadium Aino sees she's hit a neerve and backs off
[10:36] <Mew> Holy crap you're actually all HERE? I thought you guys ditched this place long ago.
[10:36] * Mew flails wildly.
[10:37] <Yaijinden> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhi.
[10:37] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> No we didn't ditch it :P
[10:37] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Well I don't live here
[10:37] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> So I am visiting
[10:37] * Mdm_Maestro is here from Canada
[10:37] <@Wolfwood> ♫ Blame CANADA ♫
[10:37] <Mdm_Maestro> I do , dear.
[10:38] <@Wolfwood> *thumbs up*
[10:38] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka kas been more drunk lately than ever before thanks to choice Canadian beer.
[10:38] <@Wolfwood> .......
[10:38] <@Wolfwood> Note to self. Trip to Canada.
[10:38] <Yaijinden> Trip to Canada to raid their beer stocks.
[10:39] <Yaijinden> ...now -I- want a beer.
[10:39] <@Wolfwood> And milk in bags.
[10:39] <Mew> oh har har laugh it up
[10:39] <Mew> I spent a couple years in canada you know!
[10:39] <Yaijinden> Were they delightful? ♫
[10:40] <@Wolfwood> Been to Canada once when I was like four I think. Some guy tried to jump the falls on a pair of waterskis.
[10:40] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I used to hang out outside Possum Lodge practicing my otokoyaku skills because they didn't allow women in the lodge
[10:40] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> The falls are awesome.
[10:40] <Yaijinden> So very big. ♫
[10:41] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I was never as good at otokoyaku as Maria or Kanna though
[10:41] * @Sakura Xadium Aino gets lost in a reverie about the 1920's back when she had blue hair
[10:41] <Mew> (for all you people that basically means acting like she's a guy)
[10:41] * Mdm_Maestro becomes agitated for some reason and goes to the kitchen to make lunch
[10:41] <Mew> OH GOD EVERYONE FLEE SHE'S COOKING
[10:42] <Mdm_Maestro> Dear...
[10:42] <@Wolfwood> FIRE IN THE HOLE
[10:42] <Mdm_Maestro> Do me a favor and SHUT THE HELL UP
[10:42] <@Wolfwood> EVENTUALLY
[10:42] <Mew> NEVER
[10:42] * Mdm_Maestro said that very elegantly
[10:42] * Mdm_Maestro resumes preparing a meal
[10:42] <Yaijinden> Hee. ♫
[10:42] <Mew> BRING IT, SEA B[BLEEP]CH.
[10:42] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Water vs Fire hmm
[10:42] <@Wolfwood> Salty sea b[BLEEP]ch even!
[10:42] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> could be interesting
[10:43] <Mdm_Maestro> How would you, a man, know of my saltiness~
[10:43] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (well you dfo play both sides of the fence, ms. Shota)
[10:43] <Mdm_Maestro> BE QUIET
[10:43] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Don't make me find the proof!
[10:43] <Yaijinden> The Hasslehoffy proof!
[10:44] <Mdm_Maestro> Go back to your time little girl!
[10:44] <Yaijinden> Or the Professor!
[10:44] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Oh I don't even mean them~
[10:44] <@Wolfwood> I dunno. I suddenly thought of the Capital One add.
[10:44] * @Sakura Xadium Aino tries to find it
[10:45] <Yaijinden> Oh even BETTER.
[10:45] <Yaijinden> What's In Your Wallet?
[10:45] <@Sakura Xadium Aino>

[10:45] <Mdm_Maestro> .........................
[10:45] <Mew> ...
[10:46] * Mew falls over laughing her ass off.
[10:46] <Mdm_Maestro> /awya THE NERVE

[11:23] <GERMATOID> HAHAHA THESE TWO BACK TO BACK HEADLINES FROM NEWSCIENTIST.COM MAKE ME LAUGH
[11:23] <// J_Daito //> *anything* makes you laugh
[11:24] <GERMATOID> 1 - JUPITER PRODUCED GREATEST POUNDING IN EARTH'S HISTORY
[11:24] <GERMATOID> 2 - HOW GAY SEX CAN PRODUCE OFFSPRING
[11:24] * // J_Daito // snickers
[11:24] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[11:24] <IrnChef_Jovian> ..I really hate you guys
[11:24] *** Mon Oct 20 2008 - LOGGING STOP ***

IRC Chat #1940

Tasty Lasagne Vistas

[22:29] *** Sun Oct 19 2008 - LOGGING START ***
[22:29] *** Topic is - Lulz -
[22:29] *** Set by @Dr. Xadium on Sat Oct 18 22:30 2008
[22:30] <Mizunomics01> So the next version of Windows will be shipping as "Windows 7", even though the kernel is versioned at 6.1 for compatibility reasons.
[22:31] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL mismatch
[22:31] <@SpeedRcrX> So dumb
[22:31] <Mizunomics01> It isn't really a problem, Ubuntu and OSX do not match kernel to version numbers either
[22:32] <GERMATOID> YOU GUYS DON'T GET IT
[22:32] <GERMATOID> WHY AREN'T MORE PEOPLE OUTRAGED BY THE DE-VERSIONING GOING ON HERE? I MEAN, EIGHT YEARS AGO, I HAD WINDOWS VERSION *TWO THOUSAND*.
[22:33] <Mizunomics01> :/
[22:33] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> LOL I'm playing with Photoshop CS3 because X-chan wants to get CS4
[22:34] <@SpeedRcrX> Man don't do that s[BLEEP]t the last time you did that s[BLEEP]t you created "Nako-Nako"
[22:34] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Moh
[22:34] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL you realize years after PSGM there are like no f[BLEEP]king pictures of it left on the internets except for the one Neko uses as her mascot

[22:35] <// J_Daito //> God get its ass out of my face
[22:35] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer just LOOKS at it...
[22:36] <Mizunomics01> Now, now, Motoki-san... self-control.
[22:36] <Mizunomics01> Remember Mako-chan
[22:36] <// J_Daito //> Her giant tracts of land
[22:36] <Mizunomics01> Jedite :P
[22:37] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> R-right
[22:37] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> So anyway!!
[22:37] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I found this new picture from the new Star Trek movie that was released to the press and I had to add speech balloons to it!!

[22:48] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL
[22:48] <@SpeedRcrX> (I can't stop checking them out either)
[22:48] <GERMATOID> IS THAT A STARSHIP BRIDGE OR THE APPLE STORE
[22:49] <Mizunomics01> Why is it that all I can think of upon seeing this picture is "Galaxy Quest"?
[22:49] <@SpeedRcrX> Guys I found one of the f[BLEEP]ked up links from before
[22:50] <@SpeedRcrX> check this out, it creeps me out more than the old submissive chicken
[22:51] <@SpeedRcrX> https://www.lasagnacat.com/
[22:51] <@SpeedRcrX> click on any date
[22:51] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ...
[22:51] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ............
[22:51] <Mizunomics01> And I see the progress of my treatment has been set back several months.
[22:52] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer ADDS THIS TO HIS FAVORITES
[22:52] * // J_Daito // stares at the cat-suited man
[22:52] <// J_Daito //> I am going to have nightmares about this thing. Me.
[22:52] <// J_Daito //> F[BLEEP]k you, Ten'ou. F[BLEEP]k. You.
[22:52] * // J_Daito // is away: YOU'RE ON NOTICE A[BLEEP]LE
[22:52] <@SpeedRcrX> I see my job is done.
[22:53] <Mizunomics01> And mine has just started ><
[22:54] <[gTV]Red Crow> here guys something to amuse you. I saw this sad sight today.

[22:55] <@SpeedRcrX> Jesus christ how the mighty have fallen
[22:55] <Mizunomics01> Poor Setsuna-san
[23:03] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [cndygrrl@azabu-jh.ed.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[23:03] <+Luna-P> y0 .'~SugaBB_2999~'.
[23:03] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i mad a packtur an photochop tew
[23:03] <@SpeedRcrX> If this is a webcam shot...
[23:03] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> no facker
[23:04] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> itz a track i sawr sum1 uze in palnat hantai unse

[23:04] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[23:05] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude that's either the sickest or most awesome idea ever
[23:05] <Mizunomics01> If you are a lolicon.
[23:05] <GERMATOID> SPEAKING OF WINDOWS 7
[23:05] <GERMATOID> I SAW THIS OLD 1956 AD FOR AN IBM ACCOUNTING DATABASE COMPUTER WITH 5 MEGABYTES OF STORAGE
[23:06] <GERMATOID> GET A LOAD OF THIS; IT WAS THE GOOD OLD DAYS! MUAHAHAHAAHAH

[23:06] <@SpeedRcrX> wow @ the RAMAC
[23:06] <@SpeedRcrX> but how come parts and s[BLEEP]t had better names back then... magnetic core units FTW
[23:07] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror dey kalled tiot kompact
[23:07] <GERMATOID> WELL IT IS BACK IN THE DAY THOSE THINGS COULD FILL UP LARGE ROOMS
[23:09] <@SpeedRcrX> hahaha 80 LINES per minute
[23:09] <GERMATOID> YOU KNOW YOU LOVE DAS BLINKENLIGHTS
[23:09] <@SpeedRcrX> I do man
[23:09] <@SpeedRcrX> I do
[23:09] <@SpeedRcrX> I wish more computers had them
[23:11] <GERMATOID> WHAT THE GLOWING APPLE ON THE BACK OF A COMPUTER NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU
[23:11] <@SpeedRcrX> no
[23:14] <@SpeedRcrX> watching lasagna cat frightens me
[23:14] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> not me
[23:14] <@SpeedRcrX> man
[23:14] <@SpeedRcrX> that's what makes it worse
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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Could this be? Could this be the Rei?