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[09:25] <C'est_la_V> Could Inoue-san play sick and get X-chan to go all the way to Akhibara to buy her cold medicine so that she could stay home and play on his computer??
[09:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ......
[09:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's not devious that's just plain mean, man
[09:26] * // J_Daito // has new respect for Aino


welcome to #suburbansenshi2

[23:36] <Yaijinden> WELL AS I WAS GOING TO SAY.
[23:36] * Yaijinden spits into the mass in the mortar once it reaches a sufficient mass, resumes grinding
[23:37] <Yaijinden> This is the breaching band for the reactive mass.
[23:37] <Yaijinden> Once I take the final steps, it'll be good for about an hour before various and sundry things make it nonreactive.
[23:38] * psYchO_saKi nodnods
[23:38] <Yaijinden> You ready now or later?
[23:38] <psYchO_saKi> Boefore I answer... what does it collect, precisely~
[23:39] * Yaijinden pauses and picks through his pocket, holding up an alien-looking seed pod
[23:40] <Yaijinden> The lotus is a plant honored for being able to make explicit the absence of division between mind, body, and physical reality.
[23:41] * psYchO_saKi nods~
[23:41] <Yaijinden> The soul is something like emergent process that originates through all of the above-- I've learned through my modsoul studies that you can monitor, predict, and manufacture souls if you have the right raw materials.
[23:42] <Yaijinden> It is, of course, much easier to do the first than the second or third-- not nearly so much data or resources required to do so.
[23:43] <psYchO_saKi> Excellent~
[23:43] <psYchO_saKi> Then prepare the device.
[23:43] <Yaijinden> Hup!
[23:43] <psYchO_saKi> An imprint reading is all I need~
[23:43] *** @Wolfwood [Cliché _Email@Genericdotcomaddress.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:43] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Wolfwood
[23:43] <+Luna-P> y0 @Wolfwood
[23:43] <psYchO_saKi> For one particular soul~
[23:44] * Yaijinden scores a strangely-stylized pentagram into the iron sheet with a runed, serrated knife
[23:44] <@Wolfwood> Evenin
[23:44] <Yaijinden> Evening~.
[23:45] * Yaijinden produces three crystalline structures from Cargo Pants of Holding and arranges them into a tripod, upon which he balances a piece of leather the size of a piece of notebook paper
[23:46] * Yaijinden whispers a blasphemous secret into the bowl; sparks and a foul-smelling smoke waft upwards as he pulls his head away, nose bleeding
[23:46] <psYchO_saKi> Is it ready~
[23:46] <Yaijinden> Place the materials as equidistant as you can around that.
[23:47] <psYchO_saKi> The materials?
[23:47] <Yaijinden> Anything you're looking to get a reading from.
[23:47] <psYchO_saKi> Tch.
[23:47] <psYchO_saKi> Say ti was a person.
[23:47] <psYchO_saKi> Where would it go.
[23:47] <Yaijinden> Then seat yourself right... thereabouts.
[23:48] <@Wolfwood> ♫ what are you special children doing? ♫
[23:48] <Yaijinden> Yourself, herself, itself.
[23:48] * psYchO_saKi marks the spot.
[23:48] <psYchO_saKi> hehehe
[23:48] <psYchO_saKi> Not me~
[23:48] * psYchO_saKi activates the Bait Device
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[23:48] <orodney> ....helo... sakrua...8*
[23:48] <@Wolfwood> >_>
[23:49] * Yaijinden gingerly dips the knife and trails a line of the lotus compound to the center of the reading
[23:49] <orodney> how are...yuo... today
[23:49] <@Wolfwood> WHAT HAS SCIENCE AND OR POSSIBLE BLACK MAGIC DONE.
[23:49] <@spiritflame> ¬_¬
[23:49] * @spiritflame walks up the blasted troll
[23:49] * @spiritflame stands... right in the correct spot
[23:49] <psYchO_saKi> NOW DO IT NOW
[23:50] <orodney> ... what aer you doing... sakrua..??
[23:50] <Yaijinden> ♦ NACH ORHHO MGAGHAGHL
[23:50] <orodney> *smiles8
[23:50] <Yaijinden> ♦ ERHHUH ZHRA!
[23:50] * @spiritflame freezes in an instant, feeling as if something is pulling at her very essence
[23:50] * @spiritflame wants to move, but cannot
[23:50] * @spiritflame trembles through and through
[23:51] * psYchO_saKi lickls her lips, oh yes, yes perfect~
[23:51] <orodney> *waches... confused8
[23:51] * Yaijinden cuts lines into the iron-- the runes flare brightly beneath it, the lotus compound flares brightly, and in a moment there is light that hurts the ears
[23:51] * @Wolfwood wants to intervene, but fears for his squishy bits
[23:51] * psYchO_saKi casually slaughters the bait
[23:52] *** orodney has quit IRC (exploded)
[23:52] <Yaijinden> It's-- it's done.
[23:52] * psYchO_saKi continues watching the process with glee~
[23:52] <psYchO_saKi> What do I collect?! what has the data?!
[23:52] <@Wolfwood> What....have you done...
[23:52] * @spiritflame flexes her fingers slowly, coming out of the stupor~
[23:52] * Yaijinden blinks back bloody tears, motions broadly
[23:52] <Yaijinden> Take the leather, it's on the other side.
[23:53] * psYchO_saKi BLURs past and GRABS it
[23:53] * @spiritflame LASHES out an arm to SMASH Sakura April
[23:53] * psYchO_saKi TWISTS andd tumbles as a leg gets shorn clean off
[23:53] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! ♡
[23:53] * psYchO_saKi hops on one leg and barresls down to the basement
[23:53] * Yaijinden finds a bucket, vomits something inky
[23:53] * psYchO_saKi gathers her supplies and runs
[23:55] *** psYchO_saKi [murdergrrl@physica.bitches5.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (The Body of a fool, the DNA of a Time Lord, my worst enemy, the greatest evil known to history, an arcane mysstic, a wold-crushing goth, her insane father, and now... the greatest iron will in history... Tomorrow... it is born)
[23:55] * Yaijinden finishes puking, rolls over, exhausted
[23:55] <@Wolfwood> Dude.
[23:55] * @spiritflame growls, utterling a low otah
[23:55] <@Wolfwood> What. The f[BLEEP]k. Have you done.
[23:55] <@spiritflame> ^oath
[23:55] * @spiritflame take sin the situation
[23:56] <@spiritflame> what has happened here
[23:56] <@spiritflame> what. has. happened. here
[23:56] <Yaijinden> Something probably horrible.
[23:56] <@Wolfwood> Bad s[BLEEP]t son.
[23:56] * Yaijinden wipes his mouth on his sleeve
[23:57] * @spiritflame goes to collect Sakura April's leg, but it has already melted away
[23:58] <Yaijinden> Sakura April wanted an imprint of a soul and a will, so I traded her for a heart.
[23:58] <@spiritflame> ...
[23:58] <Yaijinden> A heart to be collected at some point in the probably not-too-distant future.
[23:58] <@spiritflame> that was _my_ soul and will
[23:58] * Yaijinden giggles to himself, slowly pushing himself standing
[00:00] <@spiritflame> what is so humorous
[00:00] <Yaijinden> Came as a surprise to me, too. :D
[00:00] <@spiritflame> what did you think she was going to do with it?
[00:00] <Yaijinden> Oh, I quite frankly have no idea what she intends to do with it.
[00:01] * @Wolfwood is away: hiding
[00:01] * @spiritflame lets out a long-suffering sigh
[00:02] <Yaijinden> It'll be -fascinating- to find out. Her mother's insight runs true, buried as it often is beneath the rest of her horrifying programming. :o
[00:02] * @spiritflame just shakes her head
[00:03] <@spiritflame> you are endlessly amused
[00:04] <Yaijinden> It's a pretty good life, such as it is. :D
[00:05] <@spiritflame> heh
[00:06] <@spiritflame> well whatever it is we shall know later today
[00:06] <Yaijinden> yessssssss
[00:08] * @spiritflame meditates on it a little
[00:09] <@spiritflame> sakura's revenge; imposing development; things never the same
[00:14] <Yaijinden> Good.
[00:15] <Yaijinden> I enjoy consistency.
[00:15] <Yaijinden> I also enjoy shifting tides. :3
[00:16] * @spiritflame holds her head
[00:16] <@spiritflame> there will be a shift all right
[00:17] <@spiritflame> one sooner; one later; all i can sense
[00:20] <Yaijinden> Oh -goody-.
[00:20] * Yaijinden steeples his fingers
[00:21] <Yaijinden> With luck, she'll serve as a sufficiently-skillful backup plan.
[00:22] * @spiritflame shakes her head in frustration, she cannot see this close to the event
[00:22] <@spiritflame> i must go prepare
[00:22] * @spiritflame bows
[00:22] *** @spiritflame [flamelotus@akasaka.hikawajinja.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (vengeance from the grave never sets old, apparently)
[00:23] <Yaijinden> Be prepared to dig two of them, they say~.
[00:54] <Yaijinden> I think I'll avoid that particular step by not setting the first foot inside it. ♫
[00:54] *** Yaijinden [iä!] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Hail, horrors! hail, Infernal world! and thou, profoundest Hell, Receive thy new possessor...)
[10:21] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> My faith in humanity is somewhat restored after reading this.
[10:43] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Go Metafilter :D
[10:43] * @Sakura Xadium Aino should pay the five bucks and sign up at some point
[11:04] * @Sakura Xadium Aino queues up The Spirit in her interstellariFlix queu
[11:05] * @Sakura Xadium Aino hears her tummy rumble
[11:05] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Gawd I need food
[11:23] * UltraMatt summons a doughnut!
[11:23] * UltraMatt gives said doughnut to Sakura
[11:23] * UltraMatt flees back to the Ultra Planet of Ultra!
[12:08] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Thankees!
[12:08] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> :D
[12:17] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Ooh my movie is here!
[12:17] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> /par tmovie!
[12:17] *** @Sakura Xadium Aino [cherryblossomstorm@north.galaxy.kai] has left #suburbansenshi2 (movie)
[12:17] <psYchO_saKi> Heh.
[12:17] * psYchO_saKi checks her chronometer
[12:17] <psYchO_saKi> Enjoy your last day alive, blondie~
[12:18] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ The cooking is going nicely~ ♡
[12:20] <psYchO_saKi> ♫ /sing Nobody wants her ♫
[12:20] <psYchO_saKi> ♫ She just stares at the world ♫
[12:20] <psYchO_saKi> ♫ Planning her vengeance ♫
[12:20] <psYchO_saKi> ♫ That She will soon unfold ♫
[12:20] <psYchO_saKi> ♫ Now the time is here ♫
[12:20] <psYchO_saKi> ♫ For Saki April to spread fear ♫
[12:20] <psYchO_saKi> ♫ Vengeance from the grave ♫
[12:21] <psYchO_saKi> ♫ Kills the people She once saved ♫
[12:21] <psYchO_saKi> ♫ Nobody wants her ♫
[12:21] <psYchO_saKi> ♫ They just turn their heads ♫
[12:21] <psYchO_saKi> ♫ Nobody helps her ♫
[12:21] <psYchO_saKi> ♫ Now She has her revenge ♫
[12:21] <psYchO_saKi> ♫ Heavy boots of lead ♫
[12:21] <psYchO_saKi> ♫ Fills her victims full of dread ♫
[12:21] <psYchO_saKi> ♫ Running as fast as they can ♫
[12:22] <psYchO_saKi> ♫ Psycho Saki lives again~ ♫
[12:22] * psYchO_saKi is away: ♡
[17:29] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> la la la~
[17:46] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Download's taking forever...
[17:46] <psYchO_saKi> Don't worry about the download~
[17:46] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ...
[17:47] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Why can you get it faster??
[17:47] <psYchO_saKi> Soon slow downloads won't be a problem for you... ever again...
[17:47] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Huh?
[17:48] <psYchO_saKi> It's just about done cooking~
[17:48] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> What is?
[17:48] <psYchO_saKi> It's almost going to be sad, when you're gone...
[17:49] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ¬_¬
[17:49] <psYchO_saKi> So much of my life has been spent reaching, straning, for just this very moment~
[17:49] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ When I get to _end_ you ♡
[17:50] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Puh-leeze.
[17:50] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> We've had this discussion dozens of times before.
[17:50] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> You move, I countermove, game starts again.
[17:50] <psYchO_saKi> Yes, yes, the eternal stalemate, all throughout time...
[17:51] <psYchO_saKi> because Mother made me your equal...
[17:51] <psYchO_saKi> ...and nothing more.
[17:51] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> So why waste time :P
[17:51] <psYchO_saKi> Indeed why waste it~
[17:52] <psYchO_saKi> I've spent my time since my resurrection quite profitably~
[17:52] * psYchO_saKi is away: checking on the oven
[18:07] *** Suu [FourLeafClover@clampgakuen.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:07] <Suu> man, just perfect weather...
[18:08] * Suu lies down on the Q sofa and plays with her phone
[18:08] <Suu> hmm...he never called back...
[18:09] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:09] * Matsumi Kaze walks in, wiping her brow a bit
[18:09] <Matsumi Kaze> heya, Suu
[18:09] <Suu> Hi Matsumi...
[18:10] <Matsumi Kaze> hey...what's wrong?
[18:10] * @Sakura Xadium Aino waves to Suu
[18:10] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Maybe he's just really busy :<
[18:11] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ Maybe he is~ Maybe he isn't... but you're going to be~ ♡
[18:11] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> :/
[18:12] * Matsumi Kaze ignores the crazy one
[18:12] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Saki just go away and check your oven :P
[18:12] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ I did... ♡
[18:12] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ It's done. ♡
[18:12] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ...
[18:12] <Matsumi Kaze> ..he still hasn't called, Suu?
[18:13] <Matsumi Kaze> what's done?
[18:13] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ I'm a mommy! :D ♡
[18:13] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> You're a what
[18:13] <Matsumi Kaze> um ok
[18:13] * psYchO_saKi has the most insane s[BLEEP]t-eating grin ever. And it's not a pleasant thing.
[18:14] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ would you like to meet my baby, Sa-ku-ra Aino~? ♡
[18:14] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ... Do I have a choice?
[18:14] * psYchO_saKi snaps her fingers, and a blur speeds past her, grabbing Sakura
[18:14] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ not really ♡
[18:15] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ Say Hi to my baby boy~ ♡
[18:15] <Matsumi Kaze> ....O_O
[18:15] *** Reijin X. Kurataru has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:15] *** Reijin X. Kurataru is a dark-brown-haired, shockingly blue-eyed, thin, tan fellow wearing black glasses, black jogging pants and a black hoodie, with a red undershirt hanging out, as well as Doc Marten's boots.
[18:15] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Hardly a baby!
[18:16] <Suu> Uh...
[18:16] <Matsumi Kaze> wow he's...........dressed like a hobo?
[18:16] <Suu> You...made him?
[18:16] <Reijin X. Kurataru> Indeed not~
[18:16] <psYchO_saKi> Out of all the best bits of Sakura there, her father, Yaijinden, Hotaru, Professor Tomoe, and... rei.bot~
[18:16] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ...What
[18:17] <psYchO_saKi> You and I are too evenly matched, Saki-dear... so I decided to tip the scales by taking bits and pieces from all the people who molded you, shaped you, made you who you are today~
[18:18] <psYchO_saKi> Blended them up and infused them into the body of poor Mr. Deadsdale~
[18:18] <psYchO_saKi> And now I have the ultimate Assassin~
[18:18] <Suu> You just made him to fight?
[18:18] * @Sakura Xadium Aino goes to pull out of Reijin's grasp... but it's like iron
[18:18] <Matsumi Kaze> ..hm...
[18:18] <psYchO_saKi> I just made him to kill Sakura there~
[18:18] <psYchO_saKi> Oh don't bother struggling. He's got your Senshi strength.
[18:18] <Matsumi Kaze> not sure if I can approve of that
[18:19] * psYchO_saKi tosses Reijin a sword
[18:19] * Reijin X. Kurataru catches
[18:19] <psYchO_saKi> Finish her off, let's end this sad family story once and for all.
[18:19] * Reijin X. Kurataru flips the sword in his hand, testing the balance.
[18:20] <Suu> No fighting in the house...
[18:20] <Reijin X. Kurataru> This isn't Ironic enough.
[18:20] <Suu> Otherwise, I might just be inclined to join in
[18:20] * Reijin X. Kurataru drops the sword and shoves a hand in Sakura's vest.
[18:20] <Matsumi Kaze> !!!
[18:20] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Wj-what are you doing!?
[18:20] * Reijin X. Kurataru puklls out the sonic screwdriver.
[18:20] <Reijin X. Kurataru> A sonic screwdriver...
[18:20] <Reijin X. Kurataru> Doesn't kill, doesn't maime...
[18:21] * Reijin X. Kurataru presses the end of it to Sakura's head.
[18:21] <Reijin X. Kurataru> But funny thing, sound.
[18:21] <Reijin X. Kurataru> At the right frequency and amplitude, it can liquefy a brain right in the skull.
[18:21] * Reijin X. Kurataru adjusts a few settings.
[18:21] <Reijin X. Kurataru> Or it can...
[18:21] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[18:22] * Reijin X. Kurataru swings around and aims it at Saki, pressing a switch, casuing the android to immediately scream in pain
[18:22] <Suu> Woah!
[18:22] <psYchO_saKi> /angs GRAAAAAAHHHHH
[18:22] <Matsumi Kaze> wha...
[18:22] <Reijin X. Kurataru> instantly excite metal molecules casuing spontaneous molecualr decoupling.
[18:22] <psYchO_saKi> Y-You what are you DOING?!
[18:22] * Reijin X. Kurataru lets Sakura go.
[18:23] <Reijin X. Kurataru> Really. Come now.
[18:23] <Reijin X. Kurataru> What did you think you were making here?
[18:23] <Reijin X. Kurataru> What did you put in me?
[18:23] <psYchO_saKi> The arcane dark powers of Yaijinden, the lust for power of Jedite, the world-hating anger of Hotaru, the amoral scientific tendencies of Souichi Tomoe, and the battle-hardened nature of rei.bot!
[18:24] <Reijin X. Kurataru> Nooo....
[18:24] <Reijin X. Kurataru> you put in a bunch of ingredients, stirred and _hoped_ that is what you'd get.
[18:25] * Matsumi Kaze blinks
[18:25] <psYchO_saKi> I got the Insight of Yaijinden, Hotaru's love of literature, poetry and friendship, Professor Tomoe's insane curiosity, rei.bot's spiritual force and kindness, and Jedite's strong chin... as well as Sakura's cheery personality and sense of fun!
[18:25] * Reijin X. Kurataru GRINS
[18:25] * Reijin X. Kurataru made you say that with the sonic screwdriver
[18:25] <psYchO_saKi> STOP RUBBING IT IN!
[18:25] <psYchO_saKi> STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!
[18:26] <psYchO_saKi> This si wrong, so WRONG!
[18:26] <Reijin X. Kurataru> Oh no, I think it's perfect~
[18:26] <Reijin X. Kurataru> Well. except for the closthes... and the name.
[18:26] <Suu> Yeah, it's...kinda...alphabet soupy
[18:27] <Suu> Um, Rei-san? Could you...um...
[18:27] <Suu> she's kind of in pain...
[18:27] <Reijin X. Kurataru> Oh~
[18:27] * Reijin X. Kurataru stops
[18:29] <Suu> I'm sure you have someone's kindness in there too
[18:30] <Reijin X. Kurataru> I do!
[18:32] <Reijin X. Kurataru> I just got distracted <_<
[18:32] <Matsumi Kaze> wow
[18:32] <Matsumi Kaze> this is so...ironic I suppose
[18:32] <psYchO_saKi> //ooc away sorry phoner
[18:32] <psYchO_saKi> (( away phone ))
[18:33] <Suu> Heh...I guess the recipe needed some adjustment...
[18:35] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah
[18:39] * Hooded_Figure stays quiet, she carries a basket of apples and two white feathers stained in blood.
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[18:39] <Reijin X. Kurataru> Anyway!
[18:40] <Matsumi Kaze> yes????
[18:40] <Reijin X. Kurataru> Yes, the clothes and the name...
[18:40] * Hooded_Figure heads towards the kitchen, carrying Granny Smith apples.
[18:40] <Suu> (( oh s[BLEEP]t fire alarm ))
[18:40] <Reijin X. Kurataru> Won't do at all
[18:40] <Suu> (( brb ))
[18:40] <Reijin X. Kurataru> (( run! ))
[18:41] <Hooded_Figure> (( please he careful...if you see more smoke, that causes you to get out nao ))
[18:42] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah...you should probably..change those clothes
[18:42] <Reijin X. Kurataru> I don't like this name, but as an amalgam of the names of those who made me it does remind me of my purpose
[18:43] <Reijin X. Kurataru> In my I have all the infromation and data of everything that's happened here since the beginning
[18:43] * Hooded_Figure hums a familliar tune as she takes out the Granny Smith apples and starts washing them before putting them back in the basket. Feels odd that she probably walked by Alex Mercer
[18:43] <Reijin X. Kurataru> So everyone here... is kind o flike family to me. Well, except for the trolls.
[18:44] <Hooded_Figure> Nah...it can't be him.
[18:44] <Reijin X. Kurataru> And I... want to make them... happy!
[18:44] * Hooded_Figure gives a sort chuckle to the idea as she continues washing apples
[18:45] <Reijin X. Kurataru> Thus, my true name... which reflects my desire to orchestrate events to the benefit of everyone here...
[18:45] <Reijin X. Kurataru> My name...
[18:45] <Reijin X. Kurataru> is...
[18:45] * Reijin X. Kurataru is now known as The Impresario
[18:45] * @The Impresario does a fabulous quickchange~
[18:46] <Matsumi Kaze> wow
[18:46] * Hooded_Figure finishes washing the apples. Then notices the two white feathers.
[18:46] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> :O why do you have @
[18:46] <psYchO_saKi> GRAH
[18:46] <Hooded_Figure> damnit ezio, who did you kill this time?
[18:46] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah that is a good point
[18:47] * psYchO_saKi whips out her twin Jackals and opens fire on Impresario
[18:47] * @The Impresario uses Sakura's sonic screwdriver to just deflect the bullets
[18:47] <Matsumi Kaze> b[BLEEP]ch gone crazy!
[18:48] <@The Impresario> Like Saki (happy Saki not homicidal maid-girl Saki there), I hax0red them. Just now, because I'm going to need them~
[18:48] * Hooded_Figure sets the basket of Granny Smith apples on the kitchen counter.
[18:48] <psYchO_saKi> - RAAAAAH -
[18:48] <@The Impresario> Sakura April. Really. Go outside and shoot at nuns or something.
[18:48] <psYchO_saKi> - Raa... nuns? -
[18:48] <Matsumi Kaze> ...that would be pretty funny
[18:48] * psYchO_saKi is away: Where are the nuns, I want to shoot them!
[18:49] * The Impresario looks at The Impresario.
[18:49] *** The Impresario is a dark-brown-haired, shockingly blue-eyed, thin, tan fellow wearing black glasses, sharply pressed black pants with subtle grey pinstripes, an untucked crisp black pinstriped shirt buttoned down over a lime green undershirt, red trainers and white socks. More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC.
The Impresario is an IRC Operator - Channel Administrator
[18:49] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ... Can I.. can I have my Sonic Screwdriver back now?
[18:49] * Hooded_Figure finially exit the kitchen, carrying two blood stain white feathers.
[18:49] * @The Impresario tosses it over
[18:49] <@The Impresario> Here you go, kiddo~
[18:50] <@The Impresario> I've got to build me one of those~
[18:50] * @The Impresario claps his hands and looks around
[18:50] <@The Impresario> Mmm.
[18:50] <@The Impresario> Why do I have OPs...
[18:50] * Hooded_Figure goes to bow herself in a greeting.
[18:50] <@The Impresario> I have OPs to do things like... This!
[18:50] * @The Impresario changes topic to `BLOCK PARTY! Starting now... ending... Not for along time! `
[18:51] * @The Impresario returns the bow
[18:51] <Suu> (( someone burned dinner ))
[18:51] <@The Impresario> A pleasure it is to see you, Hooded One.
[18:51] <@The Impresario> (( ahh ))
[18:51] <Matsumi Kaze> wha???
[18:51] * @The Impresario changes topic to `BLOCK PARTY! Starting now... ending... Not for a long time! `
[18:51] <Hooded_Figure> Please, don't try to be my friend.
[18:51] <@The Impresario> I won't! I remember your capicity for hurling blades at people.
[18:52] <Hooded_Figure> (( yeah,. i know that feeling of burnt dinners. ))
[18:52] <Suu> (( the really sad part about this is that whenever we have a fire alarm here I'm probably the only person who gets the f[BLEEP]k out ))
[18:52] <Matsumi+Kaze> we
[18:52] <Hooded_Figure> /oooc lulwhat?
[18:52] <Matsumi Kaze> oh!
[18:52] <@The Impresario> (( I hear you, my old building had them so many times I only ever went if I smelled smoke ))
[18:52] <Suu> Ooh, those apples look good
[18:52] <Matsumi Kaze> anyone like lemonaide?
[18:52] <@The Impresario> (( that's how I got octavia, actually ))
[18:52] <@The Impresario> Lemonade! I Love lemonade!
[18:52] * @The Impresario grins
[18:52] <Matsumi Kaze> I picked up this new lemonide that I really like
[18:52] <Hooded_Figure> You may go eat them. Got them at the local market.
[18:53] <Suu> Ooh!
[18:53] <@The Impresario> rei.bot!
[18:53] <Suu> Thanks
[18:53] <@spiritflame> ?
[18:53] <Matsumi Kaze> it's called Calypso...
[18:53] * Suu takes one
[18:53] <@The Impresario> I sh/me bows deeply
[18:53] * Hooded_Figure looks at the blood stain feathers she's holding.
[18:53] <Matsumi Kaze> do you want the strawberry, black cheery or regular lemonaide?
[18:53] <@The Impresario> Sorry, so excited! First day alive, and all
[18:53] <Suu> Hmm, this apple is pretty good, are you going to use it in anything?
[18:53] <@The Impresario> rei.bot! I shall need your speed.
[18:53] <@spiritflame> for what?
[18:53] <Hooded_Figure> (( why am i reminded of the 11th doctor just now? ))
[18:54] <@The Impresario> We need party supplies. Lots of party supplies
[18:54] * Suu is away: Dinner BRB
[18:54] <@The Impresario> (( XD ))
[18:54] <Hooded_Figure> not. not really, you can take them.
[18:54] <@The Impresario> (( well I tend to stick to 10 but I am playing him very zany ))
[18:54] * Matsumi Kaze picks up several glass bottles
[18:54] * @spiritflame chuckles
[18:54] <Matsumi Kaze> which would you like?
[18:54] <@spiritflame> as you wish~
[18:54] * @spiritflame ZAMS out the door
[18:54] <Hooded_Figure> (( i wish i can watch episodes online if...sites didn't cause me to block them and I knew what time they'll be on on space channel ))
[18:55] <@The Impresario> Wow she leaves quite the trail.
[18:55] <Matsumi Kaze> eh..I'll give you the Black Cherry
[18:55] <Hooded_Figure> ...yeah, so does Alex/
[18:55] <@The Impresario> (( Space is 2 weeks behind anyway ))
[18:55] * Matsumi Kaze tosses the bottle to Impresario
[18:55] <@The Impresario> (( google life, the universe, and combom, they have episodes up faster ))
[18:55] * @The Impresario spins and catches it with a playful spin
[18:55] <Matsumi Kaze> (( THAT'S WHERE I'M GETTING MINE! ))
[18:56] <@The Impresario> Vas is das?
[18:56] <Matsumi Kaze> it's got the lemon bits in it too!
[18:56] <Hooded_Figure> (( but none of those channels i'm not subribed too. ))
[18:56] <Matsumi Kaze> it's lemonaide
[18:56] <@The Impresario> (( I have mine already but I'm playing here for a while then going to watch it later ))
[18:56] <Matsumi Kaze> that's the black cherry flavored
[18:56] <@The Impresario> /mme chugs!
[18:56] * @The Impresario makes a scrunchy face
[18:56] <Matsumi Kaze> (( it is really really really good lemonaide ))
[18:56] <@The Impresario> Tastes like Black licorice to me
[18:56] <Hooded_Figure> (( oh and i can't torrent due to a guy litterly f[BLEEP]kin g up my computer cause of it. ))
[18:56] <Matsumi Kaze> (( I am addicted to it ))
[18:57] <@The Impresario> Then again it's amazing how I even know what black licorice tastes like.
[18:57] <@The Impresario> I am literally new. Brand, spanking new.
[18:57] <@The Impresario> But I've got it all, in my brain.
[18:57] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> How many hearts?
[18:57] <@The Impresario> Two!
[18:57] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Snazzy!
[18:57] * Hooded_Figure looks at the feathers. "I better leave. It seems Ezio is learning that his enemies are nearby."
[18:57] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm going to go down to the library..see if I can get any music!
[18:58] <Matsumi Kaze> (( aka going to watch DW ))
[18:58] <@The Impresario> But I can't determine if you're my mother, or my daughter, or my ister, Sakura.
[18:58] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> XD
[18:58] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> We're related, let's leave it at that.
[18:58] <@The Impresario> I can see any attempt at a family tree would be sheer disaster.
[18:58] <Matsumi Kaze> I might be down there awhile ^^
[18:59] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Ohh yeah.
[18:59] <Hooded_Figure> (( the only thing doctor who related was the spoof they did on tgwtg.com's site...where bthey reviewed the spirit ))
[18:59] * Matsumi Kaze is away: have to see if I have any good music
[18:59] <@The Impresario> Hah!
[18:59] <Hooded_Figure> (( which i saw^ ))
[18:59] <@The Impresario> (( I saw the first few minutes of that but stopped because now I want o see the spirit ))
[19:00] <Hooded_Figure> (( i'm glad the toycon appears in october, so I might get a chance to snag another screw driver ))
[19:00] <@The Impresario> (( cool! ))
[19:01] <Hooded_Figure> (( also our own comic con is in september too. ))
[19:01] * @spiritflame bursts in at high speed and begins rearrancing the livingroom with tables, bowls,. glasses, cakes, snacks, dips
[19:02] * Hooded_Figure takes her leave. Who did Ezio killed recently.
[19:02] * @The Impresario directs traffic, getting things set up
[19:02] <Suu> Um, Ying...Thanks for the apple!
[19:02] <@The Impresario> We need a sound system.
[19:02] <@spiritflame> elios.
[19:02] <Hooded_Figure> Wel;come due. I placed more of them on the kitchen counter
[19:03] * @The Impresario rings him up, makes arragements
[19:03] <Hooded_Figure> though I hope ezio doesn't bring that "golden apple"
[19:03] <@The Impresario> I have decided, that we must party. Party soon, and party hearty.
[19:03] <Hooded_Figure> I best be going.
[19:03] <@The Impresario> See you, Hooded One!
[19:03] * @The Impresario waves
[19:04] * @The Impresario hears his stomach rumble.
[19:04] <@The Impresario> Hunger. That's new.
[19:04] <@The Impresario> Suu can I have an apple?
[19:04] * Hooded_Figure knows she's horrible at parties...and the guys are tripping balls caudse of some unsual "hash brownies"
[19:05] *** Hooded_Figure has left #suburbansenshi2 (So it begins...the apple needs to be kept)
[19:05] * @The Impresario hums to himself, giddy
[19:05] <@The Impresario> Such a big house so many people so many possibilities
[19:06] <@The Impresario> I could squee. Really, I could.
[19:06] <// J_Daito //> Don't worry it'll soon beat you down
[19:06] <@The Impresario> Oh, you're such a grumpy lumpkins.
[19:06] <// J_Daito //> ... What the hell is a Lumpkins?
[19:07] <@The Impresario> I have no idea! Now go eat a snack.
[19:07] <// J_Daito //> I don't want a snack.
[19:07] * @The Impresario waves his hand in front of Jedite. "You are hungry and want a snack."
[19:07] <// J_Daito //> ... What are you doing
[19:07] <@The Impresario> Attempting a Jedite Mind Trick.
[19:07] <// J_Daito //> ... I don't do mind tricks.
[19:08] <@The Impresario> So All I got from you really was the chin, then.
[19:08] <// J_Daito //> Probbaly.
[19:08] * // J_Daito // is away: I'll eat a snack anyway. But BECAUSE I WANT TO.
[19:08] * Suu hands Impres an apple
[19:08] <@The Impresario> Thank you, Suu!
[19:08] * @The Impresario wats the apple.
[19:08] <@The Impresario> mmfmfhgh,d, :D
[19:08] * @The Impresario grins while eating
[19:09] <@The Impresario> firft thing,, if'v ever eaten~
[19:09] * @The Impresario swallows
[19:09] <@The Impresario> First thing I've ever eaten! :D
[19:09] <@The Impresario> Very appley delicious.
[19:09] <@The Impresario> If this was a Golden Delicious Apple I could make another pun!
[19:10] <@The Impresario> If it were. It's gone now. I ate it.
[19:10] * @The Impresario smiles.
[19:10] <@The Impresario> Suu.
[19:10] <@The Impresario> Suu, you look troubled.
[19:10] <@The Impresario> I think mother's appearance -- oh god that's going to take some getting used to -- mother's appearance got in your way.
[19:10] <Suu> Well...I'm just wondering if my friend is busy, is all...
[19:10] <Suu> I haven't seen him in a while...
[19:11] <@The Impresario> Let me guess...
[19:11] <Suu> and...I kinda want to see him
[19:11] * @The Impresario puts a finger to his head.
[19:11] <@The Impresario> "Judai."
[19:11] <@The Impresario> That him? The Duel Academy student?
[19:12] <Suu> Yep...
[19:12] <@The Impresario> It's all in here, jumbled up. I have had the most ferocious cram session ever.
[19:12] <@The Impresario> Well, let me tell you.
[19:12] <@The Impresario> I'm sure it's nothing major.
[19:12] <@The Impresario> Life is full of distractions and issues and all kind sof crazy happenings.
[19:13] <@The Impresario> Look at the town we live in! He could have had a run in with a Kaiju for all we know.
[19:13] <@The Impresario> Wait, that's not helpful, is it?
[19:13] * @The Impresario ponders.
[19:13] <@The Impresario> The point is.
[19:13] <@The Impresario> The point is, I'm sure he will get back to you when he can.
[19:14] * @The Impresario looks at Suu sympathetically.
[19:14] <@The Impresario> But you've got to keep a smile on that face of yours, young lady.
[19:14] <@The Impresario> ... young, you're technically older than I am... that *plant* is technically older than I am
[19:14] <@The Impresario> But the Point is, you want him to see you at your best when he does arrive :)
[19:15] <Suu> Yeah...
[19:15] <@The Impresario> Sorry I'm sorting out my own existential situation at the same time as your personal issue, it's just that it's a new brain and I'm just putting it through its paces
[19:15] <@The Impresario> You miss him, don't you?
[19:16] * @The Impresario sits on the ground
[19:16] * @The Impresario digs in his pockets and offers a gummi bear.
[19:17] <Suu> Yeah...I miss him a lot.
[19:17] <Suu> I had a rough week and...
[19:17] <@The Impresario> Mmm. Say no more.
[19:18] * @The Impresario understands.
[19:18] <@The Impresario> Have you at least been able to talk to him?
[19:19] <@The Impresario> I mean, not just this minute, I saw you with your phone.
[19:19] <@The Impresario> Do you know anyone who might be able to fetch him for you?
[19:19] <Suu> I just texted him is all.
[19:19] <@The Impresario> Go find him.
[19:19] <Suu> well, I haven't really seen Mike since last weekend...
[19:20] <Suu> and since he went through the same thing I did, I don't know if I should be bothering him.
[19:20] <@The Impresario> Maybe there's something that's got them all tied up, but if that's the case and you need to see him now, you have to go find him.
[19:20] <@The Impresario> Well Suu, think about it.
[19:20] <@The Impresario> Sitting here and pining by a phone solves nothing.
[19:21] <@The Impresario> The network could be down. He could be stuck in the bathroom, locked in. There could be bears.
[19:21] <Suu> true...
[19:21] <@The Impresario> You need to take the initiative.
[19:21] <Suu> more like kuriboh
[19:21] * @The Impresario chuckles
[19:21] <Suu> heh, maybe I'll try it out...
[19:21] <@The Impresario> Find Judai! Find happiness!
[19:21] <@The Impresario> And possibly Kuriboh.
[19:22] <@The Impresario> But you'll never find anything just sitting here!
[19:22] <@The Impresario> Life, young lady, is out there. *points*.
[19:22] * @The Impresario is pointing at a wall
[19:22] * @The Impresario points in other direction
[19:23] <@The Impresario> THERE. It's out there.
[19:23] * Suu nods
[19:23] <Suu> I'll give it a shot!
[19:24] <@The Impresario> Good for you! Gambare!
[19:24] <@The Impresario> Excelsior! And other motivational phraseology!
[19:25] * @The Impresario leaps to his feet from the sitting position
[19:26] * @The Impresario then bounds backwards and plops down on V. Sofa
[19:26] <@The Impresario> Insanely soft sofa this is.
[19:27] <@The Impresario> A perfect place to plot my devious designs of party preparation for maximum fun
[19:27] <@The Impresario> muahaha
[19:27] * Suu is away: Damn it how the hell do I get to Domino City
[19:27] <@The Impresario> ♫ On the Road to Viridian City ♫
[19:28] <@The Impresario> I can sing.
[19:28] <@The Impresario> that is a scary thought.
[19:28] * @The Impresario hums some bars to himself and grooves to an internal beat
[19:29] <psYchO_saKi> Good you've foole dthem all. Now use your OPs to wreak havoc~
[19:29] <@The Impresario> ...
[19:29] <@The Impresario> That's really sad.
[19:29] <psYchO_saKi> No it's not you want to you know it.
[19:29] <@The Impresario> No, no, quite sure I don't.
[19:30] <psYchO_saKi> .... Come
[19:30] <psYchO_saKi> ON!
[19:30] <@The Impresario> Nope, nope, sorry, they're all my friends, no luck, do not pass go please try again.
[19:30] * psYchO_saKi grumbles and curses
[19:30] *** psYchO_saKi [murdergrrl@physica.bitches5.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (@#$@$#@#@#%$#$%#%#^)
[19:31] <@The Impresario> Oh, mother.
[19:31] <@The Impresario> Gah I really can't believe Sakura April is my mother.
[19:31] <@The Impresario> That's a disturbing, unsettling thing, that is.
[19:37] <@The Impresario> Oh well...
[19:37] <@The Impresario> It's a nice night, I suppose.
[19:37] <@The Impresario> Air smells good.
[19:38] <@The Impresario> I think I'll go for a bit of a walk
[19:38] <@The Impresario> stretch these new legs~
[19:38] * @The Impresario kicks a little
[19:38] *** @The Impresario [reijin.x.kurataru@TARDIS2010.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Whee!)
[19:50] * Matsumi Kaze is back
[19:50] <Matsumi Kaze> hey I found some mu..
[19:50] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[19:52] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (huh)
[20:11] *** Sato Hisako [shydevil@mj-net.ed.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:12] <Sato Hisako> a-ah, no one?
[20:12] <Sato Hisako> ...
[20:12] <Sato Hisako> maybe I'll just get a soda.
[20:12] * Sato Hisako heads into the kitchen.
[20:33] * @The Impresario sliiides back in and pivots
[20:33] <@The Impresario> That was a good walk!
[20:33] * @The Impresario helps rei.bot with das party preparazione~
[20:33] <@SpeedRcrX> So party
[20:34] <@SpeedRcrX> Will there be Beer
[20:34] <@The Impresario> There will be beer!
[20:34] <@SpeedRcrX> I dunno who the f[BLEEP]k you are but I like you already
[20:34] <@The Impresario> Heh!
[20:34] * @SpeedRcrX gets to work on finding a keg for herself
[20:35] <@The Impresario> Now now, the Intraveous tap wont start till later~
[20:36] <GERMATOID> I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON A BEER OXIDIZATION SYSTEM
[20:36] * GERMATOID HOLDS UP A FACE MASK
[20:36] <GERMATOID> THE WEARER WEARS THIS AND BEER IS SUPPLIED DIRECTLY
[20:36] <@The Impresario> A beer mister.
[20:37] <@SpeedRcrX> BEER MISTER FOR THE BEERMEISTER AMIRITE
[20:37] <FireFly_9> Can we just give this to you, Haruka-poppa, so you can stay in the corner in an addled state, for all time?
[20:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Then I'd end up like Edgar Allen Poe
[20:42] * Matsumi Kaze is back
[20:42] <Matsumi Kaze> I brought music!!!!!
[20:42] <Matsumi Kaze> ><
[20:42] <Matsumi Kaze> ...do we have a record player?
[20:42] <@SpeedRcrX> I think so
[20:43] <Reverend_H> I gots one, yo
[20:43] <Reverend_H> I uses it to scratch mah vinyl
[20:43] * Reverend_H slaps down his Mixmaster Suprem
[20:43] <Matsumi Kaze> ok
[20:44] <Matsumi Kaze> um...I have some beach boys....bee gees.....best of disco...and..........god my music selections suck
[20:44] <@SpeedRcrX> Disco's good
[20:44] <@SpeedRcrX> get the funk on
[20:45] <Matsumi Kaze> okies..bee gees or best of?
[20:45] <@SpeedRcrX> Best of
[20:46] * Matsumi Kaze tosses the record to Helios
[20:49] * Reverend_H gets it going
[20:51] <Matsumi Kaze> there we go
[20:53] <@SpeedRcrX> Dance Hotaru
[20:54] <Matsumi Kaze> shake her booty?
[20:54] <FireFly_9> No :P
[20:54] * @SpeedRcrX is now known as Sailor uranus
[20:54] * @Sailor uranus gets space sword
[20:56] <Matsumi Kaze> always wondred why you called it a sword..it's pretty......short
[20:56] <@Sailor uranus> DANCE MOTHERF[BLEEP]KER DANCE
[20:56] * @Sailor uranus shoots scresents at Hotaru
[20:56] * FireFly_9 leaps to geto ut of the way ><
[20:56] <@Sailor uranus> Dude.
[20:56] <@Sailor uranus> It's shaped like this because this is what the talisman looks like.
[20:56] <@Sailor uranus> Let me show you a trick.
[20:57] <Matsumi Kaze> it's more of a space knife..
[20:57] * @Sailor uranus flicks the sword, and it glows, changing shape and elongating slowly to form an elegant rapier
[20:57] <@The Impresario> Talismanic Viagra?
[20:57] <@Sailor uranus> hahah f[BLEEP]k you
[20:57] <Matsumi Kaze> huh didn't know it could do that
[20:57] <Matsumi Kaze> ......
[20:58] <Matsumi Kaze> ...haruka..you don't use it as a.....no you wouldn't
[20:58] <@The Impresario> Not with that sword :P
[20:58] <@Sailor uranus> ...
[20:58] <@Sailor uranus> MATSUMI YOU ARE ASKING WRONG QUESTIONS
[20:58] <@Sailor uranus> NEVER ASK THAT AGAIN
[20:58] <Matsumi Kaze> I CAN'T HELP IT
[20:58] <Matsumi Kaze> ANYTHING IN YOUR HANDS JUST...UGH
[20:58] <GERMATOID> (I THINK IT'S THE RIGHT QUESTION! MUAHAHAHAHA!
[20:59] * @The Impresario back saway from the sword slowly... and not because it's a aweapon
[20:59] <@Sailor uranus> Dude Impresario who the f[BLEEP]k are you
[20:59] * Matsumi Kaze goes over the bar and mixes up a martini
[20:59] * Matsumi Kaze adds an olive and drinks
[21:00] * @The Impresario hands you a specially printed just for you Answer Pamphlet
[21:00] * @Sailor uranus reads
[21:00] <@Sailor uranus> Dude.
[21:00] <@Sailor uranus> You're like f[BLEEP]king Serpentor.
[21:00] <@The Impresario> D:
[21:00] <@Sailor uranus> More to the point
[21:00] <@Sailor uranus> Why don't you have my f[BLEEP]king DNA in you
[21:01] <@The Impresario> Maybe because Mother didn't want me in a stunned alcoholic daze all day?
[21:01] <@Sailor uranus> DRINKING IS NOT ALL I DO
[21:01] <@Sailor uranus> I am Leader.
[21:01] <Matsumi Kaze> HA
[21:01] <FireFly_9> What.
[21:01] <Matsumi Kaze> HA HA
[21:01] <Matsumi Kaze> HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[21:01] <@Sailor uranus> You heard me, jerks!
[21:01] <Matsumi Kaze> and one more HA
[21:01] <@Sailor uranus> I AM LEADER
[21:01] * Matsumi Kaze sips her martini
[21:01] <@The Impresario> Isn'
[21:01] <@The Impresario> Isn't this how the SuperS fighting game starts?
[21:01] <Matsumi Kaze> anyone want a martini?
[21:02] * @The Impresario passes
[21:02] <Matsumi Kaze> hm?
[21:02] <@Sailor uranus> I WANT ALL MARTINIS
[21:02] <Matsumi Kaze> you will have one
[21:02] <Matsumi Kaze> AND only one
[21:03] * Matsumi Kaze hands Haruka a martini
[21:03] * @Sailor uranus touches it. The glass is empty.
[21:03] <@Sailor uranus> Ahh~.
[21:03] <Matsumi Kaze> and that's IT
[21:03] <Matsumi Kaze> no more
[21:03] <@The Impresario> ...That. Is a formidible drinking skill.
[21:03] * Matsumi Kaze sits up on the bartop and crosses her legs, drinking
[21:04] <Matsumi Kaze> soooo party party party
[21:05] <@The Impresario> Not enough people for a party just yet~
[21:05] <Matsumi Kaze> so what do we do then?
[21:05] <@The Impresario> You know I need to research something.
[21:05] <@The Impresario> We keep our minds in the Zen of Party.
[21:05] <Matsumi Kaze> hm?
[21:05] <@The Impresario> Times are good, friends are better, and fun is the Prime Directive.
[21:05] <@The Impresario> I like that.
[21:06] <@The Impresario> Suburban Senshi: Fin is our Prime Directive.
[21:06] <Matsumi Kaze> well...
[21:06] <@The Impresario> FUN
[21:06] <@The Impresario> HAH
[21:06] <Matsumi Kaze> I think you guys are my friends?
[21:06] <@Sailor uranus> We'd better be XD
[21:06] * @Sailor uranus is now known as EXTREME Sailor Awesome
[21:06] <FireFly_9> What was that?
[21:06] <@The Impresario> I have no idea~
[21:07] <@EXTREME Sailor Awesome> I AM AWESOME HEAR ME ROAR
[21:07] <Matsumi Kaze> ...does anything Haruka does make sense anymore?
[21:07] <@EXTREME Sailor Awesome> Man
[21:08] <Matsumi Kaze> hmmm?
[21:09] <@EXTREME Sailor Awesome> You're just jealous cuz...
[21:09] <@EXTREME Sailor Awesome> cuz...
[21:09] * @EXTREME Sailor Awesome indicates herself "all this. yeah".
[21:09] <Matsumi Kaze> cause what?
[21:09] <Matsumi Kaze> .....
[21:09] <Matsumi Kaze> heh are you kidding me?
[21:09] <FireFly_9> Wow five minutes and she's already wasted.
[21:09] <@EXTREME Sailor Awesome> I AM NAFT WASTHAD
[21:10] <Matsumi Kaze> yup she is
[21:10] <Matsumi Kaze> hey..
[21:10] <Matsumi Kaze> let's get her über wasted...and put her in a pink dress :P
[21:10] <@The Impresario> Haha!
[21:10] <@EXTREME Sailor Awesome> I dun wear dress
[21:10] * @The Impresario goes and uses the house phone to call Mike Sunnyside.
[21:11] <@The Impresario> I wonder if he can find something for me.
[21:11] <Matsumi Kaze> who?
[21:11] <@The Impresario> Michael Sunnyside
[21:11] <Matsumi Kaze> what are you looking for?
[21:12] <Matsumi Kaze> oh sunnyside??
[21:12] <@The Impresario> Something to make the house better.
[21:12] <Matsumi Kaze> what do you need?
[21:12] <@The Impresario> Dunno if it exists, hoever.
[21:12] * Matsumi Kaze nods
[21:12] <@The Impresario> I'll tell you if I can find it.
[21:12] <Matsumi Kaze> okies...
[21:12] <Matsumi Kaze> he's my backer so heh
[21:12] <@The Impresario> I know.
[21:13] * @The Impresario taps his head
[21:13] <@The Impresario> Total history of this place to the current day, rmeember?
[21:13] <Matsumi Kaze> oh yeah
[21:13] <Matsumi Kaze> ....I still say we dress Haruka up in a tutu
[21:14] * @The Impresario chuckles
[21:15] * @EXTREME Sailor Awesome passes out
[21:15] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[21:15] <@The Impresario> Oh look. She just did.
[21:15] <Matsumi Kaze> ok get the tutu
[21:15] <FireFly_9> Where am I going to find a tutu ><
[21:15] <Matsumi Kaze> in the closet...
[21:16] * psYchO_saKi sews one
[21:16] <Matsumi Kaze> whoops
[21:16] <@The Impresario> Sewing one... why
[21:16] <Matsumi Kaze> so.....how do we get it on her
[21:16] <psYchO_saKi> It's the best I'm f[BLEEP]king going to get today.
[21:16] <@The Impresario> Indeed.
[21:16] * psYchO_saKi grabs Haruka, takes her to the bathroom with the tutu
[21:17] * psYchO_saKi rips all Haruka's clothes off and sticks the tutu ballerina dress cosplay set on her
[21:17] * @EXTREME Sailor Awesome is now known as Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka
[21:17] * psYchO_saKi boots Haruka back out
[21:17] <Matsumi Kaze> hee
[21:17] <psYchO_saKi> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[21:17] * psYchO_saKi is away: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
[21:17] * @Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka grumbles
[21:17] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> what happ
[21:17] * Matsumi Kaze pulls out her cellphone...and takes a photo
[21:17] * @Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka sees her reflection
[21:17] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> OH GOD
[21:18] <Matsumi Kaze> hey...haruka
[21:18] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> OH GOD WHAT
[21:18] <Matsumi Kaze> do the suger plum dance for us
[21:18] * @Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka lets out a high pitched girly scream
[21:19] <Matsumi Kaze> wow...never thought I'd hear that
[21:21] * Matsumi Kaze clicks send on her cellphone
[21:21] * Matsumi Kaze puts the cellphone back in her pocket
[21:22] <Matsumi Kaze> heeeee
[21:24] <Matsumi Kaze> dance, haruika dance!
[21:24] * @Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka breakdances
[21:25] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm amazed you're still wearing that tutu
[21:27] * Matsumi Kaze starts to snicker
[21:28] * @Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka tries to get it off
[21:29] <Matsumi Kaze> oh god no *hides her eyes*
[21:29] * @The Impresario changes topic to `BLOCK PARTY UPDATE: [21:28] * @Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka tries to get it off`
[21:31] <Matsumi Kaze> ...please tell me haruka is still clothed
[21:32] * Matsumi Kaze peeks between her fingers
[21:34] <@The Impresario> yes
[21:34] <@The Impresario> Saki made it with no clear way to remove it
[21:35] <Matsumi Kaze> oh heh
[21:36] <Matsumi Kaze> ....well it looks like you're stuck, haruka
[21:36] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> ><
[21:36] * Matsumi+Kaze
[21:36] * Matsumi Kaze hops off the bar
[21:36] ★ ★ ★ Matsumi Kaze dances! ★ ★ ★
[21:36] * @Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka drinks more to not notice her plight
[21:36] * @The Impresario grooves
[21:37] <@The Impresario> I wonder.
[21:38] <@The Impresario> I wonder if I could embed grooveshark on the chatpage, then we could all play songs.
[21:38] <Matsumi Kaze> hm?
[21:38] <Matsumi Kaze> heh that would be cool
[21:38] * @The Impresario leaps to his feet, and runs down to rhe server room to see
[21:38] *** @The Impresario [reijin.x.kurataru@TARDIS2010.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (be back in a tick and a half!)
[21:41] * Matsumi Kaze grooves more
[21:43] <@The Impresario> I think it might be saner to offer a grooveshark popup
[21:43] <@The Impresario> So people don't have to load it every time they load the page
[21:43] <Matsumi Kaze> okiiiiiies
[21:43] * @The Impresario continues working
[21:43] * Matsumi Kaze tries to breakdance....and ends up hurting herself ><
[21:43] <Matsumi Kaze> ooooow
[21:46] * Matsumi Kaze stands and cracks her back
[21:50] <Matsumi Kaze> never doing that again ><
[21:51] <@The Impresario> okay releoad the chat page
[21:51] <@The Impresario> there should be a horriblyintegrated groovehsark graphic
[21:52] <@The Impresario> you click it and grooveshark should pop up on the side
[21:52] <@The Impresario> drag the left column as small as it can be
[21:52] <@The Impresario> and we can find some party music to play
[21:53] <Matsumi Kaze> oooo
[21:54] <@The Impresario> In the future we could actually make party playlists
[21:54] * Matsumi Kaze groooooves!
[21:54] <@The Impresario> pick a song!
[21:54] <Matsumi Kaze> sorry..sort of..found a song I like >.>
[21:54] <Matsumi Kaze> um
[21:54] <@The Impresario> let's see if we cna find one
[21:54] <Matsumi Kaze> Dancing Queen?
[21:55] <@The Impresario> what is it?
[21:55] <@The Impresario> okay one second
[21:55] <Matsumi Kaze> ABBA
[21:55] * @The Impresario plaus
[21:55] * @The Impresario plays
[21:55] * Matsumi Kaze grooooves
[21:55] <Matsumi Kaze> what can I say? I love this sort of music
[21:56] <@The Impresario> well tonight, you get to pick the music
[21:57] <Matsumi Kaze> ♫ you can dance! you can jiiiive having the time of your life! ♫
[21:59] <@The Impresario> More music!
[21:59] <Matsumi Kaze> um..uh....
[21:59] <FireFly_9> Party's awfully slow~
[21:59] <Matsumi Kaze> crap...I'm not good with this stuff!
[21:59] <Matsumi Kaze> HOTARU
[21:59] * Matsumi Kaze grabs Hotaru
[21:59] <@The Impresario> Tomoe Hotaru.
[22:00] <Matsumi Kaze> PICK A SONG
[22:00] <@The Impresario> I will make this happen by force of will.
[22:00] <FireFly_9> ... The trick is too keep breathing
[22:00] <@The Impresario> PICK SOMETHING HAPPY YA BA[BLEEP]RD
[22:00] <Matsumi Kaze> DAMMIT GIRL
[22:00] <Matsumi Kaze> WE NEED SOMETHING
[22:00] <FireFly_9> But I am fundamentally unhappy!
[22:01] <@The Impresario> That's.. not true.
[22:01] <FireFly_9> ...
[22:01] <FireFly_9> You be quiet.
[22:01] <FireFly_9> Umm the one Sempai likes..
[22:01] <FireFly_9> Happy boys and girls by Aqua
[22:02] * Reverend_H spins tha tup
[22:02] <@The Impresario> Wasn't that the one used in Remoon?
[22:02] <FireFly_9> Yup
[22:04] <@The Impresario> Hmm hmm
[22:04] * @The Impresario throws in Jurassic Park by Weird Al
[22:05] <Matsumi Kaze> oh man I love this song!
[22:06] <@The Impresario> I actually heard the original to this the other day
[22:06] <@The Impresario> It blew my mind.
[22:06] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> You weren't born yet
[22:06] <@The Impresario> ONE F THE PEOPLE WHO CONSTITUTE ME HEARD IT
[22:06] <Matsumi Kaze> when was the original?
[22:06] <@The Impresario> Seriously, details.
[22:06] <@The Impresario> Let me find it.
[22:07] <Matsumi Kaze> can't remember
[22:07] <@The Impresario> let me try something
[22:07] <Matsumi Kaze> okies
[22:08] <@The Impresario> direct link to a groovehsark song let\'s see what happens
[22:08] <Matsumi Kaze> ooo it works
[22:09] <@The Impresario> Now I see it targets another window
[22:09] <Matsumi Kaze> but...I think this is just an instrumental?
[22:09] <@The Impresario> this may be the better way to go at parties when we need to change it.
[22:09] <@The Impresario> maybe, let me find the original and see
[22:10] <@The Impresario> original
[22:11] <@The Impresario> Tch that did not work
[22:11] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah
[22:11] * Matsumi Kaze has the theme from SHAFT playing
[22:11] <@The Impresario> trying again
[22:12] <@The Impresario> I found a drumline version
[22:12] * @The Impresario grooves to it for now
[22:12] * Matsumi Kaze grooves as well
[22:13] <Matsumi Kaze> you're a pretty good dancer!
[22:13] <GERMATOID> CLEARLY THIS PARTY IS ON LIFE SUPPORT
[22:13] <GERMATOID> I WILL SAVE IT
[22:13] * GERMATOID SETS HARUKA-KUN ON FIRE
[22:13] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> AHHHH F[BLEEP]K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:13] * @Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka runs around screaming
[22:13] <@The Impresario> Ahh better. Punch?
[22:14] * GERMATOID SHARES PUNCH
[22:14] <Matsumi Kaze> what sort of punch is it?
[22:14] <GERMATOID> WOULD YOU LIKE SOME, MATSUMI-KUN?
[22:14] <Matsumi Kaze> ah why not
[22:14] <Matsumi Kaze> gotta love punch!
[22:14] <GERMATOID> IT'S RED AND TASTY
[22:14] <Matsumi Kaze> XD aren't they all
[22:15] <@The Impresario> here is the original
[22:15] <@The Impresario> MacArthur Park by Donna Summer
[22:16] <Matsumi Kaze> ooo slow dance music
[22:16] <@The Impresario> It just sped up XD
[22:16] <Matsumi Kaze> XD
[22:16] * @Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka runs around on the floor and rolls to try and cool down
[22:17] <Matsumi Kaze> whoa yeahhhh
[22:17] * Matsumi Kaze sips her punch "mmm not bad"
[22:17] <FireFly_9> All right, Impresario.
[22:17] <FireFly_9> I have a challenge.
[22:17] <FireFly_9> Find [BLEEP]
[22:18] <@The Impresario> You've gone mad.
[22:18] <FireFly_9> Can you do it?
[22:18] * @The Impresario grins
[22:18] <@The Impresario> I'll try~
[22:18] <Matsumi Kaze> huh?
[22:18] <@The Impresario> hahah
[22:19] <@The Impresario> type in "star wars carrie"
[22:19] <@The Impresario> first somg.
[22:19] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> no f[BLEEP]k you no please no you can;t nop no no no
[22:19] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> I KNOW THIS HELL
[22:19] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[22:19] <@The Impresario> Ha haa~
[22:20] * FireFly_9 chuckles and listens
[22:20] <Matsumi Kaze> ............
[22:20] <Matsumi Kaze> hotaru...I will kill you for this
[22:20] <FireFly_9> Mwahaha
[22:21] <Matsumi Kaze> or at least lock you in the fridge
[22:21] <Matsumi Kaze> ..though she actually doesn't have that bad of a voice
[22:21] <FireFly_9> for you
[22:22] <Matsumi Kaze> WOOT
[22:22] * Matsumi Kaze grooves!
[22:22] * @The Impresario claps
[22:22] <Matsumi Kaze> that is one of the best TV themes ever
[22:22] <@The Impresario> The two these go well togehter actually.
[22:23] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> MY PEOPLE
[22:23] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I BRING YOU THIS AWESOME MIX
[22:25] ★ ★ ★ Matsumi Kaze gets her funk on! ★ ★ ★
[22:25] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> /goove grooves all over the place!
[22:25] ★ ★ ★ @Sakura Xadium Aino grooves all over the place! ★ ★ ★
[22:25] <Matsumi Kaze> DANCE OFF
[22:26] ★ ★ ★ Matsumi Kaze tries to out groove Sakura ★ ★ ★
[22:26] ★ ★ ★ @Sakura Xadium Aino john travolta's this, satruday night fever style ★ ★ ★
[22:27] ★ ★ ★ Matsumi Kaze tries to do a flip..and ends up on her back O_O &GT;&LT; ★ ★ ★
[22:27] * @Sakura Xadium Aino nudges Aunt Mats real fast so it looks like a cool breakdance move!
[22:28] <@The Impresario> Daaaaaaaamn
[22:28] * Matsumi Kaze blinks..and hops back onto her feet
[22:28] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I IS TEH DEFEATED!
[22:29] <@The Impresario> Matsumi Matsumi Matsumi I need a color what color should I be.
[22:29] <Matsumi Kaze> hmm..
[22:29] <Matsumi Kaze> hmmm
[22:29] <Matsumi Kaze> pale green
[22:30] <@The Impresario> Hmm
[22:32] <@The Impresario> hmm
[22:32] <Matsumi Kaze> green is always good!
[22:32] <@The Impresario> hmmm
[22:32] <@The Impresario> Geh..
[22:32] <Matsumi Kaze> reminds me of Michiru now
[22:33] <@The Impresario> No she's darker.
[22:33] <@The Impresario> This is Makoto green this color picker is lying to me.
[22:33] <@The Impresario> test
[22:33] <@The Impresario> Really.
[22:34] <@The Impresario> Bah this will do.
[22:34] <Matsumi Kaze> that's MY shade of green O_O
[22:34] <Matsumi Kaze> or wait..is mine lighter?
[22:34] <@The Impresario> I don't knoooow
[22:35] <Matsumi Kaze> oh well
[22:35] <Matsumi Kaze> .....
[22:35] <Matsumi Kaze> hey tomoe-sensei.....this punch doesn't have...stuff in it..does it?
[22:36] <GERMATOID> NOPE
[22:36] <Reverend_H> Spins this one up
[22:37] <Matsumi Kaze> oh thank god
[22:38] * @The Impresario chills by the punch bowl
[22:38] * Matsumi Kaze sits up on the bar top
[22:38] <Matsumi Kaze> why do I keep sitting up here XD
[22:39] <@The Impresario> You're trying to be Michelle Fiefeer?
[22:39] <@The Impresario> Or however you spell that
[22:40] <Matsumi Kaze> it's sort of comfy here actually
[22:40] <Matsumi Kaze> is Haruka a smoldering coal yet?
[22:41] <Reverend_H> Another song yo
[22:41] <@The Impresario> Wow Linking SUCKS.
[22:42] <Reverend_H> "you know my name pop mix"
[22:42] * @Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka is still in one piece ba[BLEEP]rds
[22:44] <Matsumi Kaze> you know..
[22:44] <Matsumi Kaze> this song was really was one of the best Bond songs
[22:44] * Matsumi Kaze mouths the words as she moves from side to side
[22:45] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> AGREE
[22:45] <Matsumi Kaze> heh I could totally do a sexy bond dance XD
[22:46] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> Showoff :P
[22:46] <Matsumi Kaze> well I have the body for it :P
[22:46] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> :P
[22:47] <Matsumi Kaze> SPIN OF THE WHEEL!
[22:47] * Reverend_H has moved on to another way to die
[22:47] <Matsumi Kaze> now that song....
[22:47] <Matsumi Kaze> ..I didn't like so much
[22:48] <Matsumi Kaze> felt..disjointed
[22:48] <@The Impresario> Too many stops and starts.
[22:48] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah
[22:48] <Matsumi Kaze> the movie was good though
[22:49] <@The Impresario> They're not continuing the Quantum storyline
[22:49] <@The Impresario> As far as I know it will be held in reserve for use when needed.
[22:50] <Matsumi Kaze> aww
[22:51] <Matsumi Kaze> I liked it
[22:52] <Matsumi Kaze> man is a party pathetic if I'm the only one other then you guys to show up?
[22:52] <@The Impresario> No.
[22:52] <@The Impresario> It's just nascent.
[22:52] *** Hooded_Figure has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:52] <@The Impresario> I don't give up that easily.
[22:53] <Matsumi Kaze> yooo
[22:53] <Matsumi Kaze> WAIT WAIT
[22:53] <@The Impresario> ♫ The party don't stop till I give in ♫
[22:53] <Matsumi Kaze> We need to play celebration!
[22:53] <Matsumi Kaze> every party needs to play Celebration!
[22:53] * Hooded_Figure walks quietly, but there is something off of her height
[22:53] <@The Impresario> Ahh yes!
[22:54] * Reverend_H spins that s[BLEEP]t up
[22:54] * Matsumi Kaze hops off and dances!
[22:55] * Hooded_Figure looks up with golden eyes. Then reterns to normal. He turns to see the contraption Ellios is using.
[22:55] <@The Impresario> Wait.
[22:55] <@The Impresario> WAIT.
[22:55] <@The Impresario> Hooded...
[22:55] <@The Impresario> is a MAN!?
[22:55] <YingGirl> ♦ HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
[22:55] *** YingGirl has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:55] <Matsumi Kaze> SHE'S A MAN BABY
[22:56] * @The Impresario just stands there for a bit till this gets sorted
[22:56] <Reverend_H> Dude it was a typo, yo
[22:56] * Hooded_Figure gives a smirk. "Cioa bella."
[22:56] <Reverend_H> Waiwha
[22:57] <YingGirl> GET OUT OF MY CLOTHES, EZIO!!!
[22:57] <YingGirl> i feel naked without my cloak on!
[22:57] <@The Impresario> Okay sense makes sense again better all better.
[22:57] * @The Impresario shakes his head a few times to clear out the cobwebs.
[22:57] <Hooded_Figure> Though it does suit me, doesn't it?
[22:58] * Thoth enters in a flurry and haze of blue-white mist in the doorway.
[22:58] *** Thoth [glorycold@hangley.seleono.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:58] <Matsumi Kaze> HEEEY
[22:58] <@The Impresario> Gawd, less than 24 hours alive and I've already got cobwebs up there.
[22:58] <Matsumi Kaze> MORE PARTY PEOPLE
[22:58] <@The Impresario> It's an ICE PLANET
[22:58] * Thoth stands there, a little speechless.
[22:58] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (No that's Hoth)
[22:58] <Hooded_Figure> And of course, people should see your figure.
[22:58] <@The Impresario> (oh yes!)
[22:58] <Matsumi Kaze> have a drink and GET YOUR GROOVE ON
[22:58] <Thoth> What is this?
[22:58] <Thoth> Festivities???
[22:58] <YingGirl> GIMMIE BACK MY CLOAK!!!!
[22:58] <@The Impresario> It is...
[22:59] <@The Impresario> A PART-TAY!
[22:59] * Thoth grins broadly.
[22:59] * YingGirl tugs on the Hooded_Figure's cloak.
[22:59] <Thoth> Part-tays sound fantastic!
[22:59] <@The Impresario> :D
[22:59] ★ ★ ★ Matsumi Kaze shakes her booty! ★ ★ ★
[22:59] <Thoth> What are they like here?
[22:59] <Reverend_H> Yo yo yo what should the master mixmaster play next yo
[22:59] * Hooded_Figure 's cloak comes off
[22:59] <@The Impresario> Like this!
[22:59] * Hooded_Figure is now known as Romantic_Assassin
[23:00] <@The Impresario> Are you an assassin who is romantic, or do you assassinate romantic people?
[23:00] <Matsumi Kaze> get something I can shake my booty to
[23:00] <@The Impresario> Or do you "romantically assassinate" them?
[23:00] * Thoth nods, grinning. He pulls his long pale blue out of it's low ponytail and let's it hang lose.
[23:00] * YingGirl hugs her cloak.
[23:00] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> HIS BLUE WAS IN HIS PONYTAIL
[23:01] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> EWW
[23:01] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> IT'S LIKE AVATAR
[23:01] <Thoth> hair^
[23:01] <Thoth> (( XD ))
[23:01] * Romantic_Assassin before he could answer, Ying just gives him a look.
[23:01] <@The Impresario> (( XD ))
[23:01] <Matsumi Kaze> shouldn't you be a cinder, haruka?
[23:01] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> I got better
[23:01] <Thoth> (( Which i just finished watchign for like the 4th time. It was freaking WEIRD without subtitles, though. ))
[23:01] <Romantic_Assassin> What?
[23:01] <Matsumi Kaze> you're still a ballerina :P
[23:01] * Thoth looks at Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka.
[23:01] *** Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka is your average everyday Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka

[23:02] * Thoth looks at Romantic_assassin.
[23:02] *** Romantic_assassin is is a young nobleman/assassin who lives in Florence during the 15th century. He was brought to this world from escaping the Knights using Black_Paladin's spells. He might be strange to our accostumes, but he enjoys the company of women. More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: "Ezio's Family" by Jesper Kyd.
[23:02] <@The Impresario> Or are you a romantic who assassinates romantic people romantically while ... oh never ind
[23:02] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> Yeah I'm in a dress
[23:02] <YingGirl> Guys, don't ask about his hobbies. Just DON'T
[23:02] * Thoth laughs, his voice light and effeminite.
[23:02] <Matsumi Kaze> you need a bow in your hair
[23:02] <Thoth> It looks simply lovely on you, Misstress Ballerina.
[23:02] <@The Impresario> I'm surprised the universe hasn't imploded yet, frankly.
[23:02] * @Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka is all damaged now
[23:03] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEEE
[23:03] <Romantic_Assassin> I wouldn't mind leading them to my vi...
[23:03] * @Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka hides from the light
[23:03] <YingGirl> SHUT UP EZIO!!!
[23:03] * Thoth notes that he'd probably look better in it, though.
[23:04] <Matsumi Kaze> I used to dance ballet myself when I was a kid
[23:04] <Matsumi Kaze> but anyway..back to dancing!
[23:04] <Romantic_Assassin> Why does one of your friends hid? I mean, I've seen plenty of my friends dress up like her.
[23:04] * Thoth goes over to Haruka and leans over, gingerly stroking her blonde hair with his fingers.
[23:05] <YingGirl> You really need to stay away from Da Vinci, pal.
[23:05] <Thoth> Tsk tsk tsk, Maiden Haruka, what HAVE you done with your hair?
[23:05] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> oh gawd oh gawd he's touching me
[23:05] <Thoth> It's atrocious.
[23:05] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> and calling me a maiden oh gawd
[23:05] <Matsumi Kaze> Da Vinci????
[23:06] <GERMATOID> THIS IS TOO GOOD
[23:06] * GERMATOID VIDOES THIS
[23:06] <Matsumi Kaze> ...never met him..
[23:06] <Matsumi Kaze> hey Tomoe
[23:06] <Matsumi Kaze> I already took pictures of her
[23:06] * Thoth puts his hands on his hips, leaning to one side.
[23:06] <Romantic_Assassin> Should I? You seem to be enticed by the idea since you have a collection of them. Along with Dante too
[23:06] <Matsumi Kaze> sent them to Ginga!
[23:06] <GERMATOID> ?
[23:06] <Thoth> Who DOES your hair?
[23:06] <YingGirl> SHUT UP!
[23:06] * GERMATOID SENDS IT TO GINGA
[23:06] <Matsumi Kaze> wonder what they'll do with my pictures
[23:06] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> I -I got to the barber okay leave me a lone
[23:07] <Thoth> It looks like a drunken light-lipped Tsuzuli got a pair of scissors and committed genocide on your hair.
[23:07] <Thoth> Ah....a "barber."
[23:07] * Romantic_Assassin folks his arms, looking at Ying. "Perhaps you do need a cazzo."
[23:07] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · famed racer Ten'ou Haruka seen in dress · ·
[23:07] * Thoth just flails his arms up in exasperation, and flips his blue hair over his shoulder, sighing.
[23:07] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · stocks on the nikkei drop 50% · ·
[23:07] <YingGirl> Knock it off! The reason I'm not sleeping with Dante is because I'm teh FATTIE!!!
[23:07] <Matsumi Kaze> guess that answers my question
[23:08] <Romantic_Assassin> Does does that mean you'll sleep with me?
[23:08] * Thoth looks at YingGirl.
[23:08] *** YingGirl is is the balance between life and death. A Solitary soldier who rides alone.
Her image Song is: "That Song" by Big Wreck.
[23:08] <YingGirl> NO!!! D:
[23:09] * Thoth eyes the supposed fat girl with distaste.
[23:09] <Matsumi Kaze> I once met Rapheal!
[23:09] * Thoth rolls his eyes and turns his attention back to more pleasant people.
[23:09] <Matsumi Kaze> nice enough chap..bit of a partier...
[23:10] <Romantic_Assassin> you shouldn't be ashamed of your figure...
[23:10] * Thoth tilts his head, listening to the sounds they call music here.
[23:10] <Thoth> How very.........tch....... . . . . ...strange.
[23:11] * Reverend_H plays we like to party
[23:11] ★ ★ ★ Matsumi Kaze daaaances ★ ★ ★
[23:11] * Thoth picks up his skirt a bit in one hand and moves to a section to the floor that's mostly empty.
[23:12] <Romantic_Assassin> Hm.
[23:12] <YingGirl> WE'RE GOING!
[23:12] * Thoth quickly does up his hair and holds it in place with two clips.
[23:13] * Thoth starts bobbing his head in time to the beat of the music.
[23:13] ★ ★ ★ Thoth DANCES! ★ ★ ★
[23:13] * @Sakura Xadium Aino grooves with Thoth
[23:13] * @The Impresario taps his fingers to the beat
[23:13] * YingGirl grabs and leavs
[23:13] ★ ★ ★ Matsumi Kaze gets down! ★ ★ ★
[23:14] <Matsumi Kaze> next time we need a pizza!
[23:14] ★ ★ ★ Thoth s grins and dances with Sakura, looking far more graceful and elegant than she. ★ ★ ★
[23:14] * Romantic_Assassin follows Ying, but purpusely makes Ying grab him....
[23:14] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ORLY
[23:14] ★ ★ ★ @Sakura Xadium Aino BREAKDANCES AT HYPERSPEED ★ ★ ★
[23:14] *** YingGirl has left #suburbansenshi2 (I haste this.)
[23:14] * Thoth stands there, stunned, watching.
[23:15] <Thoth> Well.
[23:15] <Matsumi Kaze> go sakura! it's your birthday! go sakura!
[23:15] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Speeeeedy! :D
[23:15] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> LOL I haven't been born yet! :D
[23:15] <YingGirl> Now how can I tell Dante, that his lady prefers my "hidden blade"? ♡
[23:15] * Thoth steps back so he doesn't get hit by flailing, dancing, limbs.
[23:15] * Matsumi Kaze laughs
[23:15] <@The Impresario> Actually, in point of fact, it's literally my birthday.
[23:15] <Thoth> Well that's certainly beneath me...
[23:15] <Matsumi Kaze> WOOT
[23:15] <Thoth> Though I'm sure Sin would love to try that, the barbarian.
[23:15] *** Romantic_Assassin [davinciden@followthecreed.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (ow how can I tell Dante, that his lady prefers my "hidden blade"?^ ooc: hate firefox)
[23:15] <@The Impresario> Just thought I'd throw that out there.
[23:15] <Matsumi Kaze> LET GIVE IT UP FOR THE BIRTHDAY BOY
[23:15] <Thoth> I'll have to..eh..tell him about it.
[23:16] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ....
[23:16] <Matsumi Kaze> *let's
[23:16] <Thoth> Oooho?
[23:16] * Thoth looks at The Impresario.
[23:16] *** The Impresario is a dark-brown-haired, shockingly blue-eyed, thin, tan fellow wearing black glasses, sharply pressed black pants with subtle grey pinstripes, an untucked crisp black pinstriped shirt buttoned down over a lime green undershirt, red trainers and white socks. More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC.
The Impresario is an IRC Operator - Channel Administrator
[23:16] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> MR. SIN?! THE PEKING HOMONCULUS?!
[23:16] <@The Impresario> MR. SIN?! THE PEKING HOMONCULUS?!
[23:16] * Thoth looks at the two of them.
[23:16] * @The Impresario and Sakura look at each other
[23:16] <Thoth> .....nooo?
[23:16] <Matsumi Kaze> heh
[23:16] * @Sakura Xadium Aino and... relative guy look back at Thoth
[23:16] <Thoth> Sin, the third Sundra of Anzai.
[23:16] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Are you from the 51st Centruy!?
[23:16] <Thoth> My comrade, unfortunate as it were.
[23:17] <Thoth> No, I'm from Anzai.
[23:17] <@The Impresario> Oh, not him then.
[23:17] <@The Impresario> Whew.
[23:17] <@The Impresario> Pig-faced homonculuses can be troublesome things.
[23:17] <Thoth> Specifically, the Queendom of Seleono. Who, by the grace of the Great Mother Moon Goddess, is ruled by the benevolent Queen Kainifuu and...eh...her less than ideal daughter, Princess Calyxia.
[23:17] <Matsumi Kaze> you've completely lost me
[23:18] *** Mr. Sin, the Peking Homonculus has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:18] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[23:18] * Thoth flaps his hand in the air, as if waving off this type of conversation.
[23:18] <Thoth> Boorish, really. I was never one for politics.
[23:18] <Matsumi Kaze> (( *hits X with the DW reference hammer* ))
[23:18] * Mr. Sin, the Peking Homonculus runs around with a little knife brandishing and menacing
[23:18] <Thoth> Fashion, now, that's more my thing.
[23:18] * Thoth smiles.
[23:18] * Matsumi Kaze kicks Mr. Sin
[23:18] * Mr. Sin, the Peking Homonculus scampers off
[23:18] * Thoth looks at Mr. Sin, the Peking Homonculus.
[23:18] *** Mr. Sin, the Peking Homonculus is your average everyday Mr. Sin, the Peking Homonculus

[23:18] *** Mr. Sin, the Peking Homonculus has left #suburbansenshi2 (SNORT)
[23:18] * Thoth rolls his eyes once again.
[23:19] <Thoth> Vile looking creature.
[23:19] <Thoth> Someone should hit him with a rock and put him out of his misery.
[23:19] <@The Impresario> Indeed
[23:19] <Matsumi Kaze> or punt him
[23:19] * Thoth smiles in a seemingly flirtatious manner (though he's not flirting, I swear) at The Impresario.
[23:20] <Thoth> What IS your name, fellow Sundra?
[23:20] <Matsumi Kaze> sundra?
[23:20] * @The Impresario grins back
[23:20] <Matsumi Kaze> who are you talking to..oh him
[23:20] <@The Impresario> I am known as The Impresario.
[23:20] * Thoth gives these people a little lesson.
[23:20] * Thoth gestures to himself and The Impresario.
[23:20] <Matsumi Kaze> "these people?"
[23:20] <Thoth> We're Sundra, non-Maidens.
[23:20] * Thoth gestures to Matsumi.
[23:21] <Thoth> And you're a Maiden, and a lovely one at that, might I add.
[23:21] * Matsumi Kaze deeply blushes
[23:22] * Thoth smiles and winks at her.
[23:22] * Thoth then turns and gets back to Dancing!
[23:22] <Matsumi Kaze> um..yeah!
[23:22] * Matsumi Kaze goes back to dancing
[23:24] * Thoth is listening to: SeraMyu - Everlasting Moonlight (1999 version).mp3 [128 kbps kbps]
[23:24] * Thoth tries to mimic Matsumi's dance patterns so he can learn how they dance here.
[23:25] *** TV's Wesley Crusher has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:25] * TV's Wesley Crusher sits in the corner
[23:25] * TV's Wesley Crusher is eaten by Plant-kun.
[23:25] * Matsumi Kaze wiggles her butt
[23:25] *** TV's Wesley Crusher has quit IRC (dead)
[23:26] * Thoth wonders who that was and wiggles his butt as well.
[23:26] * Thoth pouts in a horrificly cute manner when he realizes you can't see his butt wiggling all that well beneath his long skirt/dress-thing.
[23:28] <Thoth> <.<
[23:28] * Matsumi Kaze groooves
[23:28] * Thoth takes Matsumi by the hand and TWIRLS her!
[23:28] * @Sakura Xadium Aino tosses Thoth a miniskirt
[23:28] <Matsumi Kaze> whooooa!
[23:28] * Thoth catches the miniskirt as Matsumi is twirled thataway.
[23:29] <Matsumi Kaze> whoooooa
[23:30] * Thoth undoes his top and neatly folds it and places it on a end table, revealing the girly tank top with a billion straps he was wearing beneath it.
[23:30] * Thoth then proceeds to take off the skirt, folds that and places it ont he same table as well, and puts on the miniskirt.
[23:30] * Thoth looks down at himself, eyeing the way it looks on him.
[23:31] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Shake that moneymaker~
[23:31] <Thoth> Hmmmm...it could do with a few more ruffles.
[23:31] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Ruffles distract
[23:31] * Thoth pulls up his stockings a bit, making sure they're as high as they can go and lets his hair fall lose again.
[23:31] <Thoth> It's more the fashion in my home city.
[23:31] <Thoth> Ruffles, skirts, petticoats, blouses, you name it, they wore it.
[23:32] <Thoth> I prefer it, though it isn't all that suitable for adventuring, as I'm unfortunately finding out.
[23:32] * Thoth sighs a sigh filled with anguish and despair.
[23:32] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> That's why I wear what I wear~
[23:32] * Thoth looks at her.
[23:33] <Thoth> Hmmh..
[23:33] <Matsumi Kaze> heh
[23:33] * Thoth puts his well manicured fingertips to his lips and smiles, his eyes mocking her, though he doesn't say anything.
[23:34] * Thoth stretches his arms up and starts feeling the freedom in his movement.
[23:34] * @Sakura Xadium Aino grins
[23:34] * Thoth starts dancing like he hasn't danced before!
[23:35] * Thoth keeps on dancing, looking seductive and beautiful all the same. In this state of dress, he just looks like a very flat chested woman. Almost as flat as Hotaru!
[23:35] <Matsumi Kaze> wow I didn't think that was possible
[23:37] <Matsumi Kaze> no offense Hotaru
[23:37] * Thoth starts to glisten from perspiring, getting short of breath.
[23:37] * Thoth wipes his forehead, taking a break in his dancing.
[23:37] <Thoth> Are there any beverages?
[23:38] <Matsumi Kaze> well we have a bar
[23:38] <Matsumi Kaze> and there was punch
[23:38] * FireFly_9 hands over a gatorade
[23:38] * Thoth thanks the kind Sundra and glugs it.
[23:38] <@The Impresario> (( okay i'm getting sleepy will bbl ))
[23:39] <@The Impresario> (( gnight all! ))
[23:39] * Thoth spits it out quickly, horrified by its taste.
[23:39] <Thoth> (( Night!!! ))
[23:39] <Matsumi Kaze> (( night! ))
[23:39] * @The Impresario passes out abruptly
[23:39] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> LAWL
[23:39] <Matsumi Kaze> wow
[23:39] * @Sakura Xadium Aino grabs her... relative
[23:40] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I guess he hasn't figured out his biorhtyms yet
[23:40] <Matsumi Kaze> careful where you grab him :P
[23:40] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> HEY :P
[23:40] * Thoth snickers devilihsly.
[23:40] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> he's either my kid or my dad or my borther :P
[23:40] <Thoth> Don't be too rough on him now.
[23:40] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Or me.
[23:40] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> So yeah, nothing happening there XD
[23:40] <Thoth> That's...fine?
[23:41] * @Sakura Xadium Aino is away: lol you are a confusing guy
[23:41] <@The Impresario> /poart
[23:41] *** @The Impresario [reijin.x.kurataru@TARDIS2010.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I'm not sure if its Marxism in action, or a West End musical!)
[23:41] *** @Sakura Xadium Aino [cherryblossomstorm@north.galaxy.kai] has left #suburbansenshi2 (History is always written by the Historians)
[23:41] * Matsumi Kaze twiiiiirles
[23:41] * Thoth smiles and twirls with her!
[23:42] <Matsumi Kaze> heh so how do they dance where you are from?
[23:43] <Thoth> Ah?
[23:43] <Thoth> Like this, dear.
[23:43] * Thoth starts to dance~
[23:43] <Thoth> At least, this is how we dance where I'm from.
[23:44] * Thoth keeps dancing, showing off his skills.
[23:44] <Thoth> I hear it's a lot different in other parts of the Queendom.
[23:44] <Matsumi Kaze> heh *tries to copy Thoth*
[23:44] * Thoth keeps dancing.
[23:44] <Thoth> It goes a lot better when you're wearing long skirts, mind you.
[23:45] * Thoth slows down a bit so Matsumi can keep up and follow along.
[23:45] * Matsumi Kaze smiles and follows along as best she can
[23:46] * Thoth smiles and takes her by the hand, pulling her close.
[23:46] <Thoth> Now this dance is a bit different.
[23:46] * Matsumi Kaze blushes a bit
[23:47] <Thoth> It's a lot slower, so you'll probably be able to keep up better.
[23:47] * Matsumi Kaze nods slowly
[23:48] * Thoth keeps her very close to him, his hand right hand on her lower back and his left hand entwined with her right hand.
[23:48] <Thoth> Now just keep dancing with me, move one with me.
[23:48] <Matsumi Kaze> heh
[23:48] <Matsumi Kaze> alright
[23:49] * Thoth smiles warmly down at her, gazing into her green eyes with his blue ones.
[23:49] * Matsumi Kaze blushes even deeper
[23:50] <Thoth> And...turn~
[23:50] * Matsumi Kaze does so
[23:50] * Thoth slowly turns her around in a slow twirl, pulling her even closer when she's done.
[23:51] <Matsumi Kaze> y..you're a good dancer
[23:51] <Thoth> Well I should be.
[23:51] <Thoth> With seven Sister-Maidens constantly coddling you and making sure you're up to snuff with the latest fashion, fads, and dance crazes, I think you should be.
[23:52] * Thoth suddenly dips her, holding onto her with his firm grip.
[23:52] <Thoth> You don't even weigh a thing...
[23:52] <Matsumi Kaze> I..uh..work out
[23:53] * Thoth smirks and pulls her back up right, dancing with her still.
[23:54] * Matsumi Kaze keeps dancing
[23:55] * Thoth kisses the woman ever so softly on her forehead as the song ends.
[23:55] <Thoth> You've been such a delight to dance with, Maiden Matsumi.
[23:56] * Matsumi Kaze gives a small giggle
[23:56] <Thoth> If you'll excuse me for a moment, I'm going to slip into something more comfortable.
[23:56] <Matsumi Kaze> pleasure was all mine ^^
[23:56] <Matsumi Kaze> alright
[23:56] * Thoth winks at her and picks up his discarded clothes, heading That Way into the watercloset/bathroom to change.
[23:58] * Thoth comes back out, wearing the dress-skirt pants he was wearing before and his top from earlier. His top is open, revealing his very fit chest. He carries his tank top and new miniskirt and puts them on the table.
[23:58] <Matsumi Kaze> fun party, huh?
[23:59] <Thoth> Having grown up with frilly clothing, I might myself more accustomed to this type of wear.
[23:59] * Thoth nods.
[23:59] <Thoth> It's almost as entertaining as the ones back home.
[23:59] <Matsumi Kaze> where do you live again?
[23:59] <Thoth> We have some amazing festivities during our Full Moon Festivals.
[00:00] <Thoth> I'm from the Hangley region of the Queendom of Seleono on the planet of Anzai.
[00:01] <Matsumi Kaze> ah
[00:01] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm....heh....well it's a long story where I'm from
[00:01] * Thoth smiles at her as he sits on a sofa.
[00:01] <Thoth> Oh?
[00:01] <Thoth> I'd love to hear it.
[00:01] * Thoth notes to himself that he wonders how he manages to come here every so often.
[00:02] <Matsumi Kaze> I was originally born on a world known as Quinox
[00:04] * Thoth leans forward, his eyes lighting up with interest.
[00:04] <Thoth> Go on.
[00:04] <Thoth> Is it filled soley with Maidens as beautiful as yourself?
[00:04] <Matsumi Kaze> don't remember much of my life there...
[00:04] * Matsumi Kaze giggles "don't remember..."
[00:04] <Matsumi Kaze> I only remember fragments..blurs
[00:04] <Matsumi Kaze> then I died
[00:05] * Thoth looks at her.
[00:05] <Thoth> But...you're here now?
[00:05] <Matsumi Kaze> I was reborn
[00:06] * Thoth covers his mouth with his hand, speechless.
[00:06] <Matsumi Kaze> and then I lived in Minnesota..in the United States
[00:07] * Thoth nods, not know what or where that is.
[00:07] <Matsumi Kaze> and then I moved to Japan..lived in Tokyo for a time..but now I live in Yokohama
[00:08] <Thoth> Sounds...fascinating.
[00:09] * Thoth gets up from the sofa he's sitting on and goes over to Matsumi.
[00:09] <Matsumi Kaze> of course there were..things in the middle..
[00:10] * Thoth stands in front of her, his hands clasped before him.
[00:11] <Matsumi Kaze> hm?
[00:11] * Thoth leans down a bit and kisses her ever so sweetly on her lips. He quickly pulls back in case if she tries to hit him.
[00:12] <Matsumi Kaze> O_O
[00:12] * Matsumi Kaze turns beet red
[00:13] <Matsumi Kaze> um.....uh
[00:13] * Thoth smiles warmly.
[00:14] <Matsumi Kaze> th-thanks?
[00:14] <Thoth> I'm sorry that I need to part from you on such a lovely night as this, but I have a village to help scout through tomorrow ith my comrades, so I need my rest.
[00:14] <Matsumi Kaze> um....goodnight???
[00:15] <Thoth> Goodnight, fair Maiden.
[00:15] * Thoth twiddles his fingers as he waves goodbye and vanishes in a misty haze of blue and white as he walks through the entryway and back to his world.
[00:15] *** Thoth [glorycold@hangley.seleono.gov] has left #suburbansenshi2
[00:17] <Matsumi Kaze> ..nice guy
[00:18] <Matsumi Kaze> ..I..I guess I'll head home then
[00:18] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi2
[11:27] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · Raws for Evangelion movie 2.1, "You Can (Not) Advance" are out · ·
[15:53] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · "Mikolaj Kopernik, AKA Nicolaus Copernicus, the 16th-century astronomer whose findings were condemned by the Roman Catholic Church as heretical, was reburied by Polish priests as a hero on Saturday, nearly 500 years after he was laid to rest in an unmarked grave. On Saturday, his remains were blessed with holy water by some of Poland's highest-ranking clerics before an honor guard ceremoniously carried his coffin through the imposing red brick cathedral and lowered it back into the same spot where part of his skull and other bones were found in 2005." · ·
[16:09] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · subs are out for the Eva 2.1 release on nyaatorrents · ·
[16:17] * @The Impresario realxes to some Demovibes Electronica
[16:19] <Michael Sunnyside III> So, I've looked over your plans, Impresario.
[16:19] <@The Impresario> And?
[16:19] * Michael Sunnyside III shrugs and then b[BLEEP]chslaps you with a wad of yen
[16:19] <Michael Sunnyside III> Let's make it happen!
[16:19] <@The Impresario> Excellent!
[16:20] <Michael Sunnyside III> Ms. Altair will be by shortly to upgrade Ginga's facilities, because I'm assuming you're going to be using them.
[16:20] <@The Impresario> A safe assumption indeed, Mikey-mike~
[16:21] <Michael Sunnyside III> Right!
[16:21] * Michael Sunnyside III is away: let's see how this goes!
[16:24] * @The Impresario gets to work on some other aspects of the site
[16:29] *** Saku Suminaka has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:29] <Saku Suminaka> hi hi!!
[16:29] <@The Impresario> Hello!
[16:30] <Saku Suminaka> you're new!!!
[16:30] * @The Impresario instinctively gets away from breakable objects
[16:30] <@The Impresario> Yes! and noooo.
[16:30] <Saku Suminaka> don't worry! I have my lucky rock!!!
[16:30] * Saku Suminaka is wearing a small piece of stone in a necklace around her neck
[16:30] <@The Impresario> You have a rock.
[16:30] <@The Impresario> That doesn't inspire me.
[16:31] * Saku Suminaka skips to the other side of the room....without..breaking..anything!
[16:32] * YingGirl gives a high pitch fangirl scream
[16:32] *** YingGirl has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:32] * YingGirl is literally bouncing off the walls for being a bit hyper
[16:32] <YingGirl> eeek ekee EEEEE!!!
[16:32] <Saku Suminaka> weeeee
[16:32] <@The Impresario> .. That's new!
[16:32] <@The Impresario> Hallo Ying!
[16:33] <Saki Suminaka> ^
[16:33] <YingGirl> omagawdsowanttorunaroundaberstergoandtheassassinlairnextmonth!!!
[16:33] <Saki Suminaka> O_O
[16:33] * Saki Suminaka runs around the room
[16:34] * @The Impresario watches them both run
[16:34] <Saki Suminaka> weeeeeeeeee
[16:35] * YingGirl is jumping on pillows, getting a bit jumpy
[16:35] <YingGirl> andiwillhasanezioplushie!
[16:35] <YingGirl> thatdantemadeformeandifyoucallmeasue,iwillhuntyoudownlikesaki!!!
[16:35] <YingGirl> kee kee kee kee!!!!
[16:36] * YingGirl doesn't know where she's going, but is all hyper
[16:36] <Saki Suminaka> did you hear that!? *shakes Impresario!*
[16:37] <@The Impresario> I heard it I heard it! :D :D
[16:37] <Saki Suminaka> well then tell me what she said..cause I don't remember :(
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[16:37] <YingGirl> (( saw what new stuff awaits for me on pshome and i'm tripping balls, because i already made a yinggirl persona...hence i'll ask wolf if we can do an assassin creed event before otakon ))
[16:37] <Dvlmaycry> hey, anyone seen....
[16:38] <@The Impresario> I caught something about a plush
[16:38] * @The Impresario points to Ying over there
[16:38] * YingGirl squeals jumping and smnacking into walls
[16:38] <Saki Suminaka> oh!
[16:38] <Dvlmaycry> thank you~
[16:38] <Saki Suminaka> yaaaaay plush!
[16:38] * YingGirl has a bruise. "I'm all right, but I feel so alive!!!!!"
[16:39] * YingGirl has gone into stupid fangirl mode
[16:39] <YingGirl> duh hurr hurr
[16:39] * Dvlmaycry walks over, and pats her on the head "there there, as much as i like seeing you happy. You're gonna knock through a wall at this rate
[16:39] <Dvlmaycry> "
[16:40] <YingGirl> but come on bdante! we can finally help ezio kun!
[16:40] <YingGirl> we can even meet his son too!
[16:40] <Dvlmaycry> I know. I've got the plane tickets right here.
[16:40] <YingGirl> AND I'LL FINALLY BE JUST AS STRONG AND PRETTY LIKE A REGULAR SAILOR SOLDIER!!!
[16:41] * Dvlmaycry holds up a pair of tickets from his pocket
[16:41] <Saki Suminaka> YAY!
[16:41] * YingGirl gasps.
[16:41] <YingGirl> can we! can we?!!!!!!!
[16:41] <Dvlmaycry> we can, we can!
[16:42] * Romantic_Assassin is on the roof of the house, smirking to himself. "Perhaps she'll finally accept love..."
[16:42] <Saki Suminaka> yaaaaay
[16:42] * Saki Suminaka dances around the room
[16:42] <Dvlmaycry> even got us first class too~
[16:42] * Romantic_Assassin jumps off and takes off, knoweing he should reward Dante
[16:43] <YingGirl> ...f[BLEEP]k glass?
[16:43] <Dvlmaycry> first class.
[16:43] <YingGirl> uh, dante...I'm the one who's into cutting
[16:43] <YingGirl> oh...sorry.
[16:43] <Dvlmaycry> it means we don't have to have our knees to our chest on the flight
[16:44] <YingGirl> ....hey.
[16:44] * Dvlmaycry whispers something to her
[16:44] *** Romantic_Assassin [davinciden@followthecreed.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I think I might like this mission)
[16:45] * YingGirl is still in a stupid fangirl mode
[16:45] <YingGirl> Why are we going to do with hotdogs?
[16:45] <YingGirl> what^
[16:46] <Dvlmaycry> Hide them :D
[16:46] * YingGirl looks confused ast Dante
[16:46] <Dvlmaycry> ♡ but you'll get to see that fella with the funny accent ♡
[16:47] *** @DisgruntledDuelist [IronKnightDuelist@DMProleague.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:47] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @DisgruntledDuelist
[16:47] <+Luna-P> y0 @DisgruntledDuelist
[16:47] <@DisgruntledDuelist> anyone see.....oh, nevermind
[16:47] <YingGirl> oh! we must buy lots of hot dogs and we can hide them on the plane...then everyone can be happy!!!!
[16:47] <YingGirl> how many hotdogsa will it take to fill a plane? ??
[16:48] <Dvlmaycry> alot, but lets make sure they're footlongs. ;3
[16:49] <YingGirl> ...huh? but thatr's the size of polish sausages
[16:50] * Saki Suminaka tries to square dance
[16:50] <Dvlmaycry> woman love a lot of meat between their buns though
[16:51] <YingGirl> but i prefer french bagettes
[16:52] <YingGirl> (( if you don't believe me, check out their site, it's right next to the soicom trailer ))
[16:52] <Dvlmaycry> those are tasty too, cover then with warm butter and watch them melt in my hands~
[16:52] <@DisgruntledDuelist> square dance?
[16:53] * YingGirl flusters red. "Yeah...they are kinda tastle when warmed up."
[16:53] * Saki Suminaka loses her rock in the process..slips...and falls on her butt
[16:53] <Saki Suminaka> oooooowie
[16:53] <YingGirl> But anyways! we need to go grocery shopping!
[16:53] <Dvlmaycry> yes! To the store?
[16:54] <YingGirl> (( eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! you get your own nathan drake place!!!! ))
[16:54] <YingGirl> yep yep!
[16:55] <Dvlmaycry> THEN LET US SHOP!
[16:56] <YingGirl> lets!
[16:56] * YingGirl has a huge sweatdrop.
[16:56] <YingGirl> but i has no cash.
[16:57] <YingGirl> oops...D:
[16:57] <Dvlmaycry> i have some
[16:57] * Saki Suminaka stands..slips..and falls forward
[16:57] * YingGirl turns to Saki. "Are you all right?!
[16:58] <Saki Suminaka> yeaaaah....
[16:58] <Saki Suminaka> >.> <.<
[16:58] <Saki Suminaka> my lucky rock's gone :(
[16:59] <YingGirl> ..oh. That sucks.
[16:59] <YingGirl> if only...hay!
[16:59] <YingGirl> Ezio has that werid glowing apple thing!
[17:00] <@The Impresario> !
[17:00] <Saki Suminaka> where is it where is it...
[17:00] * @The Impresario looks for the rock
[17:00] <YingGirl> He tends to use it for helping others, maybe he can help you!
[17:00] <Dvlmaycry> the mcguffin thingie
[17:00] <@The Impresario> without that rock we're all doomed
[17:00] *** Scarlet [ohara_scarlet@seihanazono.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:00] * Scarlet has that scary look on her face. You know.
[17:00] <YingGirl> But...I dunno howe to contact Ezio-kun
[17:01] <Saki Suminaka> I'll help!
[17:01] * Saki Suminaka stands and heads towards Impresario!
[17:01] * @The Impresario looks at Scarlet and is petrified in fear. Which is new for him, actually.
[17:01] * YingGirl sighs and lowers her head.
[17:01] <@The Impresario> H-Hello!
[17:02] <Scarlet> Hello.
[17:02] <Saki Suminaka> hiiii
[17:02] <Scarlet> Does anyone know where Suu might be?
[17:02] <@The Impresario> She's err... headed out... to find a friend.
[17:02] <Dvlmaycry> he shows up whenever he's....wait nevemind
[17:03] <YingGirl> come one dante! we need to build a rock decteror!
[17:03] <Scarlet> and which friend might this be?
[17:03] <@The Impresario> A school chum, I think
[17:03] * Saki Suminaka trips..and tumbles head long into the wall
[17:03] * YingGirl skips happily. "To the junkyard for supplies!"
[17:03] * @The Impresario is trying to avoid exacerbating this situation <_<
[17:03] <Dvlmaycry> then let us be off
[17:03] <Scarlet> ...
[17:04] *** YingGirl has left #suburbansenshi2 (pretty suited sailor wiull do her best!)
[17:04] <Scarlet> Hey, Dante.
[17:04] <Scarlet> Have you seen Suu in the past day or so?
[17:04] <Dvlmaycry> no, i haven't, maybe mike has
[17:05] *** Dvlmaycry [bigredmachine@devilmaycry.org] has left #suburbansenshi2 (hey, wait up, i've got the ride here!)
[17:05] <@DisgruntledDuelist> ?
[17:05] <Saki Suminaka> where's my rock @_@
[17:05] <Scarlet> Apparently Suu went off to Domino City last night...
[17:06] <Scarlet> She calls me at midnight because she's too young to get a hotel room.
[17:06] <Scarlet> And I didn't get the message until this morning...
[17:06] * Scarlet sighs
[17:07] * @The Impresario thinks quickly.
[17:07] <@The Impresario> Then we must send someone to Dominio City post-haste!
[17:07] * @The Impresario yanks someone in
[17:07] <@DisgruntledDuelist> i'll go, it is my hometown these days
[17:07] *** @Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka [2fast2furious@fios.hi-ho.ne.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:07] *** THE CHUGGERNAUT HAS ARRIVED
[17:07] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> Oh god is it noon yet
[17:08] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> my head
[17:08] <Saki Suminaka> !!!
[17:08] <@The Impresario> Yeah, maybe Mike should go <_<
[17:08] <Saki Suminaka> wow I didn't know you danced, haruka-sama!
[17:08] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> F[BLEEP]K YOU I CAN DRIVE
[17:08] <Scarlet> ...Oh my god.
[17:08] * @Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka passes out instantly
[17:08] * Scarlet bursts out laughing
[17:08] <Scarlet> how drunk did you get her so that she did THAT?
[17:09] <@The Impresario> She did it to herself... well Souichi did have a beer mister <_<
[17:09] * @The Impresario points to the beer "oxygen mask"
[17:09] * Saki Suminaka stands..slips..and collides with Imprasario!
[17:10] * @The Impresario goes down!
[17:10] <Saki Suminaka> hi!
[17:10] <Saki Suminaka> sorry!
[17:10] <Scarlet> I'm hoping Suu at least found Judai
[17:10] * @The Impresario waves weakly
[17:11] <@The Impresario> Suu seems a capable young woman, I'm sure she will.
[17:12] <@The Impresario> Whereas you, Saki, are a heavy woman...
[17:12] <@The Impresario> you're crushing me
[17:12] <Saki Suminaka> I'm not heavy...
[17:12] * Saki Suminaka sniffles...
[17:12] * Saki Suminaka starts to cry
[17:12] <@The Impresario> heavy enough <_<
[17:13] * Scarlet pulls out her phone and tries calling Suu
[17:13] <@The Impresario> Oh god now I'm getting wetted
[17:13] * Saki Suminaka gets up...crying
[17:13] <Scarlet> as I though, her battery's dead
[17:13] <@The Impresario> Oh don't cry, Saki, your mass isn't above average for your height and age
[17:14] <Saki Suminaka> *sniffes* really?
[17:14] <@The Impresario> Really!
[17:14] <@The Impresario> I just have a delicate constitution!
[17:14] <Saki Suminaka> .can...can you help me find my rock T_T
[17:14] <@The Impresario> I've been looking for it <_<
[17:15] <Scarlet> a rock?
[17:15] <Scarlet> What does it look like?
[17:15] <@The Impresario> Rock-like.
[17:16] *** The Rock has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:16] * The Rock arches an eyebrow
[17:16] <Saki Suminaka> it's little..and round..and it's attached to a necklace
[17:16] <Scarlet> Like that?
[17:16] <The Rock> ♦ Can you SMELLLLLLLLLLLL what the Rock... is cooking!?
[17:16] <Scarlet> Oh. Did it fall off the necklace or is it still on the necklace?
[17:16] *** The Rock has left #suburbansenshi2
[17:17] <Saki Suminaka> it's on the necklace :(
[17:18] <Scarlet> oh...
[17:18] <Scarlet> Hmm
[17:18] * Scarlet stands back and scans the floor for anything shiny
[17:18] <Scarlet> When did you notice it was lost, Saki?
[17:18] <Saki Suminaka> when I was near the sofa
[17:19] <@The Impresario> Saki... what's the rock made out of?
[17:19] <Saki Suminaka> miss Freya said it's from..it's from Aeolus
[17:19] <Scarlet> hmm
[17:19] <@The Impresario> If that's the case...
[17:19] * Scarlet goes over to the sofa and removes all the cushions
[17:19] * @The Impresario 's mind whirls
[17:19] <@The Impresario> Wouldn't it have some of your planet power in it?
[17:20] <@The Impresario> Could you attract it to yourself?
[17:20] <@The Impresario> If you transformed?
[17:20] <Saki Suminaka> maybe...dun know
[17:21] <@The Impresario> Trye?
[17:21] <Saki Suminaka> wha..what do I do?
[17:22] <@The Impresario> Transform and then try to sense... a bit of your planet?
[17:22] <Saki Suminaka> uh..ok
[17:22] * @The Impresario is guessing here, but the senshi bit in him suggests that.
[17:22] * Saki Suminaka is now known as Sailor Aeolus
[17:22] * Sailor Aeolus closes her eyes..
[17:23] * Sailor Aeolus points to under the Q sofa
[17:23] * @The Impresario looks
[17:24] * Sailor Aeolus 's stone is under the sofa
[17:25] <@The Impresario> Hah-hah~ :D
[17:25] * @The Impresario finds it, fishes it out and tosses it to Saki
[17:25] <Sailor Aeolus> yaaay!
[17:25] * Sailor Aeolus puts it around her neck
[17:25] * Sailor Aeolus is now known as Saki Suminaka
[17:25] <Saki Suminaka> THANKIIIIIIIIIIIES
[17:26] * Saki Suminaka huuuuugs The Impresario!
[17:27] <@The Impresario> :D
[17:28] <@The Impresario> It's good to know I can be useful around here :D
[17:30] <Saki Suminaka> what now ^^
[17:30] <@The Impresario> I maintain we should continue the block party!
[17:30] <Saki Suminaka> A PARTY!?
[17:30] <Saki Suminaka> I LOVE PARTIES!
[17:31] <@The Impresario> EXCELLENT!
[17:31] * @The Impresario kicks on some party music
[17:31] <Saki Suminaka> WEEEEEEE
[17:31] * Saki Suminaka dances franatically...almost goofy
[17:32] * @The Impresario grins and drinsk a Fresca™
[17:34] * Saki Suminaka dances!
[17:35] <Saki Suminaka> weeeeee!
[17:35] * Scarlet sits down on the couch "man, I hope she gets back to me soon..."
[17:35] <Saki Suminaka> oooo what's that? *points to the drink!*
[17:36] <@The Impresario> A sugarless Soda!
[17:36] * @The Impresario tosses Saki a can
[17:36] * @The Impresario goes over to Scarlet
[17:36] <@The Impresario> I'm sure Mike will have news soon.
[17:37] * Saki Suminaka actually catches it
[17:38] * Saki Suminaka opens it..and it sprays out some of it's contents...
[17:38] * Saki Suminaka giggles and cheers!
[17:38] <@The Impresario> Yay! good catch!
[17:38] * @The Impresario thumbs ups
[17:42] * Saki Suminaka is now soaked but giggles "that was fun!"
[17:43] * Saki Suminaka drinks
[17:43] <Saki Suminaka> I don't know you!
[17:44] <@The Impresario> Uhh..
[17:45] * @The Impresario hands you the handy-dandy Pamphlet
[17:45] <Saki Suminaka> are you a villinous villian :O
[17:45] <@The Impresario> No, though I'm sure my mother would like that. XD
[17:45] * Saki Suminaka reads
[17:46] <Saki Suminaka> ................
[17:46] <Saki Suminaka> hard to read!
[17:46] <@The Impresario> ...
[17:47] <@The Impresario> ~_~
[17:47] <Saki Suminaka> lots of words!
[17:47] <@The Impresario> I'm a Time Lord made out of bits of people in the house.
[17:48] <Saki Suminaka> :O
[17:48] <Saki Suminaka> YOU'RE FRAKENSTEIN!
[17:48] <@The Impresario> v_V
[17:49] <@The Impresario> I'm much better looking!
[17:50] <Saki Suminaka> .....
[17:50] <Saki Suminaka> you don't have bolts either!
[17:50] *** Haak [flameknight40k@infernus.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:51] <Saki Suminaka> HIIIIIIIIIIIII
[17:51] <Haak> So warm out there. Despite what you might think, I do appreciate a good strong breeze.
[17:51] <@The Impresario> Hallo Haak
[17:51] * Haak looks at Saki Suminaka.
[17:51] *** Saki Suminaka is has long blue hair and bright brown eyes. She has a constant smile almost on her face and is known as a living diaster area, breaking anything she comes in contact with. She is also Sailor Aeolus, one of quinox's sattitlie senshi
image Song is: Wonderful Time by Tiny Tim.
[17:51] * @Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka farts strongly
[17:51] <Haak> Hi Jack. You get a haircut? New glasses maybe?
[17:52] <Saki Suminaka> ewies!
[17:52] <@The Impresario> ...
[17:52] <@The Impresario> New everything, actually.
[17:52] <@The Impresario> Not really Jack <_<
[17:52] <@The Impresario> Have a pamphlet
[17:52] <Haak> With time lords it's the rough equivalent of "new glasses" let's face it
[17:53] * Haak has seen the pamphlet.
[17:53] <@The Impresario> Oh, it's much more complex than that this time, I'm afraid.
[17:53] <Haak> I don't know why you have a pamphlet or why it's somehow being distributed but yes, I've seen it
[17:53] <Haak> Well I'm not calling you Reijin. And Impresario just sounds lame.
[17:54] <@The Impresario> I have a pamphet because the part of me from Yaijinden employed a pamplet to great success in explaining complicated events in the past.
[17:54] <@The Impresario> Oh, this coming from a man whose name sound slike a diseased cough.
[17:55] <@The Impresario> How's it going-- HACK! *cough*
[17:55] * @The Impresario folds his arms crossly.
[17:55] <@The Impresario> Wow. My first snarkasm. Got to rmeember that one!
[17:56] * @The Impresario relaxes again
[17:56] <Haak> Haven't heard that one before
[17:56] * Haak just breached a new level of deadpan with that!
[17:57] <Haak> Well what do I call you then?
[17:57] <@The Impresario> Impresario. :P
[17:57] <@The Impresario> Not my fault if it's too much syllable for you to handle~
[17:57] <Saki Suminaka> he has a long name!
[17:58] <Saki Suminaka> I'll call you Impy!
[17:58] * @The Impresario lets out a slow exhale.
[17:58] * @The Impresario gets to grooving with the music!
[17:58] <Haak> Could be worse, she could've picked Imp.
[17:58] * Saki Suminaka dances too!
[17:59] * @The Impresario dances with Saki!
[17:59] * Saki Suminaka dances along!
[18:00] <Saki Suminaka> weeee fun!
[18:00] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> oh god why is it so loud
[18:01] <Saki Suminaka> CAUSE IT'S FUN
[18:01] <Saki Suminaka> ^__^
[18:02] <Haak> Same reason you're in a tutu.
[18:02] <Haak> It is written.
[18:02] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> haak why are there four of you haak
[18:03] <Saki Suminaka> you look so cute, haruka-sama ^^
[18:03] <Haak> Well that's not written
[18:04] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> oh god this is horrible why cna't i get this damn thing off
[18:04] <Haak> Henshin, you plank.
[18:04] <Saki Suminaka> has Michiru-sama seen you yet?
[18:06] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> I can't
[18:06] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> too drunk to
[18:06] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> oh god michi no
[18:06] <Saki Suminaka> but why not????
[18:06] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> my henshin stick broke ages ago
[18:06] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> i gotta transform with willpower
[18:07] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> but i'm drunk
[18:07] <Saki Suminaka> why not show michiru-sama????
[18:08] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> she will laugh
[18:08] <Haak> Pffft. If anything alcohol increases willpower.
[18:09] <Haak> As long as it doesn't involve stopping the flow of alcohol, you'll be 100% determined.
[18:09] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> i'm in that pleasant leazy drunken netherworld~
[18:10] <Haak> In that case you'll pass out soon anyway so why worry?
[18:10] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> :3
[18:11] <Saki Suminaka> you're still cute!
[18:11] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> NOOO
[18:12] * Saki Suminaka smiles all sweetly "you look really nice in dresses ^^"
[18:15] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> hate... you... so much...
[18:15] * @Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka passes out
[18:18] <Saki Suminaka> is she ok???
[18:18] <@The Impresario> She gets like this often.
[18:19] <Haak> She's in a happy place.
[18:19] <Saki Suminaka> OKIES
[18:19] * Saki Suminaka goes back to dancing..having forgotten it
[18:25] * @The Impresario gets up to speed on some of the new tools Sunnyside has equipped him with
[18:27] * Saki Suminaka is away: *is on automatic dance mode!*
[18:28] <@The Impresario> /mw sits at the bar and relaxes
[18:29] * Haak is away 
[20:00] <Erilynn> (( GUYS! ))
[20:00] <Saki Suminaka> (( ? ))
[20:01] <@The Impresario> (( ? ))
[20:01] <Erilynn> (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlvmGCzy34Y Look at 1:38! ))
[20:01] <Erilynn> (( I was DYING of laughter when I saw it (it made me so happy) ))
[20:02] <Erilynn> (( I'll be sure to come back later for fun fun party-times when I'm done procrastinating and cleaning mah room ))
[20:02] * Erilynn is away 
[20:17] * Scarlet sighs...
[20:17] <Scarlet> damn it.
[20:17] <@The Impresario> ?
[20:17] <@The Impresario> No word?
[20:17] <Scarlet> I'm about ready to head down to Domino myself to find her
[20:17] <Scarlet> tomorrow IS a school day after all
[20:17] <@The Impresario> True.
[20:18] <@The Impresario> Check with Mike first?
[20:20] <Scarlet> hmm
[20:20] * Scarlet calls Mike on her phone
[20:23] <Scarlet> ♦ Mike, if you've gotten in touch with Suu, have her call me.
[20:25] <@The Impresario> Ghe, this is all my fault.
[20:25] <@The Impresario> ^Geh
[20:26] <@The Impresario> I'm the one who gave her the idea to go chasing after her dreams... I didn't think she'd run off all by herself ><
[20:26] <@The Impresario> stupid Stupis STUPID me ><
[20:27] <Scarlet> Hey, don't blame yourself.
[20:27] <@The Impresario> waitwait..
[20:27] <Scarlet> She's in love.
[20:27] <@The Impresario> Her wings...
[20:27] <Scarlet> We do crazy things when we're in love.
[20:27] <@The Impresario> her wings, does she always have them?
[20:27] <Scarlet> Yes, she always does.
[20:27] <Scarlet> They're a part of her.
[20:27] <@The Impresario> Tell me about it, I've read the history :)
[20:27] <@The Impresario> And.. they're somewhat unique are they not..?
[20:27] <@The Impresario> Mithril, or something...?
[20:28] * @The Impresario 's mind is racing again
[20:28] <Scarlet> As far as I know...
[20:28] <@The Impresario> There must be a way to scan for Mithril.
[20:28] <@The Impresario> To pinpoint where she is.
[20:28] <@The Impresario> I mean how much Mithril can be in that city?
[20:28] <@The Impresario> Granted this is Japan and there's a lot of things here that shouldn't be but still.
[20:29] * @The Impresario spins around, a bit of a wild genius look in his electric-blue eyes
[20:29] <@The Impresario> We should get a computer.
[20:29] <@The Impresario> We should hack into a sateelite and scan for mithril and find her.
[20:29] <// J_Daito //> Careful~
[20:35] <@The Impresario> Careful? Careful about what?
[20:35] <// J_Daito //> Sometimes people are hard to find because they _want_ to be hard to find.
[20:35] <@The Impresario> I'm not following.
[20:35] * // J_Daito // shakes his head.
[20:36] <// J_Daito //> The kid might be... occupied.
[20:36] * @The Impresario looks at Jedite blankly.
[20:36] * // J_Daito // just smirks and vanishes.
[20:37] <@The Impresario> Well that was unhelpful.
[20:37] <@The Impresario> So anyway! Scarlet! Mithril scans!
[20:37] * @The Impresario goes to massacre the innards of someone's laptop.
[20:38] * @The Impresario uses Sakura's sonic screwdriver to dismantle a laptop and hack into some military sattelites.
[20:39] * @The Impresario then ajusts a few parameters and reverses the polarity of the neutron flow.
[20:39] * @The Impresario claps!
[20:39] <@The Impresario> Now... we can scan for mithril.
[20:40] * @The Impresario sets the satellite to aim for Domino City and scans for Mithril, and overlays the co-oedinates on a GPS map on the HDTV
[20:41] * @The Impresario waits with bated breath to see if his first ever act of jiggery-pokery works~
[20:42] <Scarlet> Oh hey, right there
[20:43] * @The Impresario zooms
[20:43] <@The Impresario> Let's enhance!
[20:43] * @The Impresario employs the CSI algorithm
[20:44] <@The Impresario> Now what have we here~
[20:45] * @The Impresario peers at the screen
[20:47] <Scarlet> Oh, it's wing shaped...
[20:47] <Scarlet> What kind of place is she in?
[20:48] * @The Impresario checks the GPS co-ordinates, and pulls up a listing on the TV
[20:48] <@The Impresario> My kanji's not up to snuff... what is that?
[20:48] <Scarlet> Oh, it's Big Camera, it's an electronics store
[20:48] <@The Impresario> Ahh, excellent.
[20:48] <Scarlet> ...so here's hoping she's buying a phone charger
[20:49] * @The Impresario looks at Scarlet askance, for a seond and then looks back at the screen.
[20:49] * @The Impresario gorans.
[20:49] <@The Impresario> Oh god, 4chan moment just hit me.
[20:49] <@The Impresario> I just understood that.
[20:49] <@The Impresario> Really wish I hadn't.
[20:50] * @The Impresario winces and distracts himself with some kind of hyperdimentional timecube equation.
[20:50] * @The Impresario coughs.
[20:50] <@The Impresario> Anyway, at least we know she's safe.
[20:51] <@The Impresario> That is a plus, a definite, definite plus.
[20:51] <Scarlet> although I'd like to know where she stayed last night
[20:51] * @The Impresario pulls on his left earlobe nervously and avoids speculation.
[20:52] <@The Impresario> So safe, yes? Safe is good.
[20:52] <@The Impresario> We like safe.
[20:53] * @The Impresario takes downa Fresca at one shot.
[20:56] * Scarlet 's phone rings
[20:56] <Scarlet> Suu!! Oh my god, I was so worried!
[20:56] <Suu> (( I'm sorry...I forgot to bring my charger with me and then I ran into all sorts of trouble... ))
[20:56] <Suu> ♦ ^
[20:57] <Suu> ♦ I'm coming home.
[20:57] <Scarlet> Are you OK? Did you see Judai at all?
[20:58] <Suu> ♦ Yeah I'm fine...One of his friends put me up for the night.
[21:00] <Suu> ♦ I can't talk long, there's not much power for this phone but I'm getting on the first ferry home.
[21:01] <Scarlet> Okay. Please be careful
[21:01] * @The Impresario sighs a sigh of relief and slouches back on his barstool.
[21:05] <@The Impresario> I'm glad she's all right
[21:06] <Scarlet> I think I'd better pick her up at the dock.
[21:07] * @The Impresario nods
[21:07] <@The Impresario> Take care, then.
[21:13] * Saki Suminaka wakes up from where she fell asleep on the floor
[21:13] <Saki Suminaka> WAFFLES
[21:14] <@The Impresario> Waffles?
[21:14] * Saki Suminaka yawns "is it breakfest time?"
[21:14] <@The Impresario> Past dinnertime, actually.
[21:15] <Saki Suminaka> awwww cause I like waffles
[21:15] <@The Impresario> But when have we ever stood on convention here?
[21:15] * @The Impresario gets some waffles made for you!
[21:15] <Saki Suminaka> YAAAY WAFFLES
[21:19] * Saki Suminaka eats one happily..and burns her tongue T_T
[21:20] <@The Impresario> ><
[21:21] * Saki Suminaka eats them anyway
[21:28] <Saki Suminaka> YUMMERS
[21:36] *** Scarlet [ohara_scarlet@seihanazono.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (In the language of flowers, Salvia signifies a burning heart.)
[21:36] <@The Impresario> We do do crazy things for love..
[21:36] <@The Impresario> I'm glad Suu is okay.
[21:36] * @The Impresario gets another Fanta.
[21:37] <Saki Suminaka> wish I could find love!
[21:37] * @The Impresario smiles
[21:37] <@The Impresario> It's a worthwhile goal
[21:38] <@The Impresario> If we hav the courage to pursue it.
[21:45] <@The Impresario> I think.. I'm going to go watch a movie.
[21:45] <@The Impresario> Never seen one before, should be fun!
[21:45] *** @The Impresario [reijin.x.kurataru@TARDIS2010.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I'm not sure if its Marxism in action, or a West End musical!)
[22:58] <Yura Red> So you're a--
[22:58] <YuraZERO> Shut up.
[22:59] <Yura> A-And you get your powers from00
[22:59] <YuraZERO> Shut up.
[22:59] <Yura Red> There's no way she's--
[22:59] <YuraZERO> Shut. Up.
[23:00] <Yura> B-but i-isn't that sort of--
[23:00] <YuraZERO> I said shut up.
[23:01] <Yun Sato> So there's miko, monks, idols, and a--
[23:01] <YuraZERO> Say it and I swear...
[23:01] <Sato Hisako> A-are you guys g-going to start attacking each other a-again?
[23:02] * Small Kitten stretches out on Hisako's shoulder.
[23:02] <YuraZERO> If they keep pushing this topic I might get violent.
[23:03] <Yura Red> Yes, then you'll have to grab one of us and rip off our--
[23:03] <Yun Sato> Red-san please, this doesn't work in the rating here.
[23:03] <Yura> A-Ah, Yun-san, th-the fourth wall.
[23:03] <Yun Sato> geh, s-sorry. Not used t-to this yet.
[23:04] <Yura> A-Ah, drinks, soda for everyone?
[23:04] <Sato Hisako> Hai!
[23:05] * Sato Hisako goes into the kitchen to get drinks!
[23:05] * Yura Red flops on a sofa, stretches.
[23:05] <Yura Red> So what are we going to do about that box.
[23:06] <Yun Sato> None of us can just take it. It doesn't even belong to any of our universe--es?
[23:06] <Yura> U-Uh, u-universes I think
[23:06] <Yura Red> Yes the termanology is totally important here not the magical soul-eating cube.
[23:07] <Yun Sato> M-Moh! Z-Zero-sama, where did you get it?
[23:07] <YuraZERO> I didn't.
[23:07] * Yura Red facepalms
[23:07] <Yura Red> Yes that helps Zero.
[23:07] <Yura Red> The f[BLEEP]k do we do with that info?
[23:08] <Yura> I k-know some monks wh-who have one, b-but their is... well, the one that belongs here.
[23:08] <YuraZERO> Right, this location works with shikabane.
[23:09] <Yura Red> It ain't mine. I'm from the black and white priestess setting.
[23:10] <Yun Sato> I-I follow the same as Yura-sama. Hisako-chan's u-uh
[23:10] <Sato Hisako> Soul Society.
[23:10] * Sato Hisako hands out drinks.
[23:10] <Sato Hisako> I r-remember that much! S-Soul Socity and Hueco Mundo.
[23:11] <Sato Hisako> A-and Ninja-chan's uh... ninja.
[23:11] * Small Kitten yaaaaaaaawns
[23:11] <Yura Red> And Zero's MMGHDF
[23:11] * Yura Red is hit by a pillow.
[23:12] <YuraZERO> Yes yes we all know where I'm from now, shut up.
[23:12] <Yura> W-Well the box is empty. We should be okay holding onto it.
[23:13] <YuraZERO> Yes, but we can't just keep it.
[23:13] <Yura Red> Well there's six of us, why not?
[23:14] <Yun Sato> Only the one who opened it can close it. If someone wants to get to the afterworld, they just need that box and patience...
[23:14] <Yura Red> The only reason you failed is because you skipped on grabbing us all~.
[23:15] <Yun Sato> You're the one who decided to continue grabbing us all.
[23:15] <Yura> She'll fit in well.
[23:15] <Sato Hisako> O-Oneechan knows her stuff.
[23:16] <Yura> W-Well, u-um.
[23:16] <Yura> If we keep it between us u-until we can figure out where it's even from...
[23:17] <YuraZERO> I've hopped across so many different locations I can't even keep track of which one I got it from. I'm sorry guys.
[23:17] <Sato Hisako> M-Moh! It's okay. We'll figure this out!
[23:18] <Yun Sato> Hisako-chan and I can watch over it at the shrine. Father should be more than willing to help.
[23:19] <Yura> A-ah, and your friends w-were a huge help before.
[23:20] <Yura Red> So we'll leave the magical evil-ish item with the cute only-just-legal pair. This'll go over well in a hentai senerio.
[23:20] <Yura Red> I mean a miko and an idol--
[23:20] * Yura Red is hit by another pillow.
[23:20] <YuraZERO> Seriously, I mean SERIOUSLY.
[23:21] <YuraZERO> How is she even one of us? At least I have an excuse for my actions!
[23:21] <Yura> A-ah, u-um, she was a-actually the first o-other one I met ^^;
[23:22] <Yun Sato> Ryoufu would get along with her easily.
[23:22] <Sato Hisako> I n-never let her go to my concerts. She'd excite the wota.
[23:24] <Yura> Z-Zero-san, Red-san, c-can you two keep looking around f-for anyone who'd know about this?
[23:24] <YuraZERO> Yes, because you'll totally let me go solo to do this.
[23:24] <Yura Red> You're stuck with me, nun-chan~
[23:24] * YuraZERO grits her teeth, eye flaring up.
[23:25] <YuraZERO> I SWEAR you go on about it one more time and you won't have a face.
[23:25] <Yura Red> Yes because you totally have enough power to take me on. You'd have to get power from me first~...
[23:26] <Small Kitten> Calm down, children.
[23:26] <Small Kitten> I'll stay with the Satos. Yura, go with those two and make sure they don't murder each other.
[23:27] <Small Kitten> I can't stay around much longer. Now that my mission is over, Hime-sama will need me.
[23:27] <Yura Red> Yes, we'll totally miss you, bakeneko.
[23:27] <Yura> M-Moh, be nice!
[23:28] <Yun Sato> I-I think I'm done for now. Father will start getting worried if we take much longer.
[23:28] <Yun Sato> We did just get back from being kidnapped, after all.
[23:28] <Sato Hisako> A-Ah, h-hai, oneechan!
[23:29] <Yura Red> Yeah, I'm getting back to my apartment. F[BLEEP]k this s[BLEEP]t for the rest of the night.
[23:29] * Yura nods
[23:30] <YuraZERO> I guess I'm following then.
[23:31] *** Yura [Iseedeadpeople@graveyard.un.de.ad] has left #suburbansenshi2 (S-So it's r-really a source of power?)
[23:31] *** Yura Red has left #suburbansenshi2 (not just "power", it's based off science!)
[23:31] *** Yun Sato [satoyun@mj-net.ed.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I-Is something going to explode before we get home?)
[23:31] *** Sato Hisako [shydevil@mj-net.ed.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (M-Moh, I'm not paying for more damages!)
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[23:32] <Yaijinden> nyao~
[23:32] *** YuraZERO has left #suburbansenshi2 (If they just SHUT UP it'll all be fine.)
[23:32] *** YuraZERO has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:32] <YuraZERO> Oh, it's you.
[23:32] <Yaijinden> It is! :D
[23:32] * YuraZERO glances back, shrugs.
[23:32] <Yaijinden> By the same token, it is you.
[23:33] <YuraZERO> I'm sure they'll tease the air a while before they realize I'm gone.
[23:33] <YuraZERO> It is.
[23:33] <YuraZERO> Alive... ish. A little beat up.
[23:33] <Yaijinden> Enjoy the process?
[23:34] <YuraZERO> Somewhat. I'm glad they won, but I'm not particularly sure what to do with myself now.
[23:35] <Yaijinden> A terrible and wonderful question.
[23:35] <Yaijinden> Freedom from obligation is one of the best and worst things ever.
[23:35] * YuraZERO half-nods.
[23:36] <Yaijinden> I free-fell for a while after my own chains were undone.
[23:36] <YuraZERO> The girl in the gigai got lucky when she lost her memory. Guess we can't all get that lucky.
[23:36] <Yaijinden> Life born of pain, yes. =<
[23:37] <Yaijinden> It's actually quite pleasing that she's forgotten so deeply.
[23:37] <YuraZERO> The "where"'s have come back to her, not "what".
[23:38] <YuraZERO> Though, from the looks of it, no one's working hard to remind her of what.
[23:39] <Yaijinden> You know the nature of her spirit, yes?
[23:39] <@The Impresario> I COMPLETELY missed the opportunity to employ the word "clowder"!
[23:39] <@The Impresario> So Irritated now.
[23:39] <YuraZERO> I watched as she devoured spirits while-- oh good god what.
[23:40] <@The Impresario> Ahh well I'll do it anyway~
[23:40] * YuraZERO shakes her head, regains focus.
[23:40] <@The Impresario> Le't see let's see.
[23:40] <YuraZERO> -- while under the control of my powers.
[23:40] <Yaijinden> I am -certain- it will arise again.
[23:40] <Yaijinden> Time time enough.
[23:40] <@The Impresario> A complete cloweder of cats!
[23:40] <@The Impresario> Or cargirls!
[23:40] <@The Impresario> ^cargirls. Car girls are something else.
[23:41] <Yaijinden> beep beep ^__~
[23:41] <@The Impresario> Probbaly something from Tomy-Takara.
[23:41] <Yaijinden> under-the-tailpipe
[23:41] <YuraZERO> Beep beep I'm a jeep.
[23:41] <@The Impresario> And you~ *spins* are ... oh you did not need to say that, Yaijinde.
[23:41] <YuraZERO> ... I can't believe I just said that.
[23:41] <@The Impresario> ^den
[23:41] <@The Impresario> I can't believe you exist! this is fascinating.
[23:41] <Yaijinden> You are -completely- correct.
[23:42] * The Impresario looks at YuraZero.
[23:42] *** YuraZero is a pale, thin figure with cold blue eyes, flames shining brightly from the left. Long, wild blue hair trails down her back, over the black hood and torn cloak that drapes over her shoulders. An unearthly power radiates from her small frame. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: "Tamakui" by Yousei Teikoku.
[23:42] <@The Impresario> Incredibly fascinating!
[23:42] <YuraZERO> If it helps any, I can't really believe I still exist myself.
[23:43] <@The Impresario> Well, start there and the rest will follow! It certainly works for me.
[23:43] * YuraZERO looks at The Impresario.
[23:43] *** The Impresario is a dark-brown-haired, shockingly blue-eyed, thin, tan fellow wearing black glasses, sharply pressed black pants with subtle grey pinstripes, an untucked crisp black pinstriped shirt buttoned down over a lime green undershirt, red trainers and white socks. More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC.
The Impresario is an IRC Operator - Channel Administrator
[23:43] * YuraZERO raises an eyebrow.
[23:43] * @The Impresario is out of Fresca, and this. will. not. do!
[23:43] * @The Impresario raids the bar.
[23:44] <@The Impresario> Sugar free srink, anyone?
[23:44] <YuraZERO> Well it's good to see things aren't exactly like they were back home. I don't believe I've met his... type.
[23:44] <@The Impresario> ^drink
[23:44] <Yaijinden> I's full on pulled porks.
[23:44] <@The Impresario> I don't have a type, I'm technically a Chimera.
[23:44] <@The Impresario> Through I believe the Gallifreyan genome is greater in my overall constitution.
[23:45] <YuraZERO> ... still not particularly familiar.
[23:45] <@The Impresario> As was Saki's intention though she got her sums wrong.
[23:45] * Yaijinden is away: oh gawd full
[23:45] <@The Impresario> Well.
[23:45] <@The Impresario> You.
[23:45] <@The Impresario> Hmm.
[23:45] <YuraZERO> Hmm.
[23:45] * @The Impresario tilts his head almost 90 degrees in appriasal.
[23:45] <@The Impresario> Aruklan sector?
[23:46] <@The Impresario> ^Arkulan.
[23:46] <YuraZERO> Yes and no, but let's say it's close enough.
[23:46] <@The Impresario> Mm.
[23:46] <@The Impresario> Fair enough, fair enough.
[23:47] <@The Impresario> Around here close is as good as you'll get most times.
[23:47] * @The Impresario sniffs a few times.
[23:47] <YuraZERO> So I've guessed.
[23:47] * @The Impresario circles YuraZERO, sniffing some more.
[23:47] <@The Impresario> Sorry, sorry, it's rude, I know... but..
[23:47] * YuraZERO raises an eyebrow.
[23:47] <YuraZERO> Oddly enough, I've had men sniff me before.
[23:47] <@The Impresario> There's something off about your quantum signature.
[23:48] <YuraZERO> Though I doubt it's for the reason you're doing it.
[23:48] <@The Impresario> You don't belong to this dimensions, do you?
[23:48] <@The Impresario> ^dimension
[23:48] <YuraZERO> Like most of the local "Yura" types, nope.
[23:48] <YuraZERO> Only... two do, at best.
[23:48] <@The Impresario> Ooh don't let the Professor find you~ XD
[23:48] <YuraZERO> I'm about as far off as the six can be. Aside from the ninja.
[23:49] * @The Impresario nodsnods excitedly.
[23:49] <YuraZERO> The professor would get quite a shock.
[23:49] <@The Impresario> This is brilliant!
[23:49] <@The Impresario> Well no, he's met extradimensional beings before~
[23:49] <@The Impresario> But I think he tends to blend them.
[23:49] <YuraZERO> "Will it Blend" exists here? Huh.
[23:50] <@The Impresario> I'd stay away from the basement
[23:50] <YuraZERO> Who would have thought.
[23:50] <@The Impresario> Exists?
[23:50] <@The Impresario> I believe we have the patent on it.
[23:50] <YuraZERO> Yes, I've had lots of bad experiences with basements.
[23:50] * @The Impresario points to a Death Buster 9000 Blendomatic™ in the backyard
[23:50] <YuraZERO> Most involve knowledge of the periodic table of elements.
[23:50] <@The Impresario> If you can't see it it's because he has it under the kid's trampoline.
[23:51] <YuraZERO> Cunning.
[23:51] <@The Impresario> Daibolical.
[23:51] * @The Impresario hops onto a barstool backwards and spins around.
[23:52] <@The Impresario> Fresca for you, Yura?
[23:52] * YuraZERO shrugs.
[23:52] <YuraZERO> Sure, why not.
[23:53] * @The Impresario tosses one over.
[23:53] * YuraZERO catches it, idly opens, sips.
[23:53] <@The Impresario> Judging by the Tin there's absolutely nothing in it, which makes me wonder what it is exactly that I am drinking, but oh well.
[23:54] * YuraZERO chuckles
[23:54] <YuraZERO> I know someone who would prefer the can than the drink.
[23:54] <@The Impresario> Oddly none of the people that gave rise to me drink this.
[23:54] <@The Impresario> Oh?
[23:55] <YuraZERO> Play with metals. Specific ones, to each their own.
[23:55] * @The Impresario looks at the tin
[23:55] <@The Impresario> Ehh this one's mainly post-consumer content anyway.
[23:55] <YuraZERO> It's the gimmick where I come from.
[23:55] <@The Impresario> I see. Well, no, no I don't. But I'll pretend like I do~
[23:56] * @The Impresario nods assuredly!
[23:56] <YuraZERO> Well you know the periodic table of elements, right? Imagine those as routes of magical powers.
[23:56] * @The Impresario nods
[23:57] <YuraZERO> Control over one specific element on the chart. Iron, sodium, oxygen, hydrogen.
[23:57] * @The Impresario creases his brow, slotting that information into place.
[23:57] <@The Impresario> Following so far.
[23:58] <YuraZERO> Let's see. I knew a woman who could control mercury.
[23:58] <YuraZERO> Mold it, she tended to use it as a whip.
[23:58] <YuraZERO> She was a dangerous type.
[23:58] <// J_Daito //> INSERT KINO MAKOTO JOKE HERE
[23:58] * // J_Daito // is away: damn too slow
[23:59] <@The Impresario> Not to mention Mercury is generally a tozin.
[23:59] <@The Impresario> ^toxin
[23:59] <YuraZERO> Mmhm.
[23:59] <@The Impresario> Now, since elements are fundamental this means you should theoretically have a low-level of control over most substances at one degree or another.
[23:59] <YuraZERO> There's this boy who uses iron, if he can get it in his hands, he could mold it into a weapon at will.
[00:00] <YuraZERO> Generally, but there are some that just can't be found in enough of an abundance to be of use.
[00:00] <@The Impresario> True.
[00:00] <@The Impresario> That could lead to a superman situation, however.
[00:00] <YuraZERO> Then there's catches and stuff with religion and science and it all gets really really confusing.
[00:01] <@The Impresario> Let's say there'sd an element that's rare on your planet but common in another.
[00:01] <YuraZERO> Also power sources.
[00:01] * @The Impresario nodnods
[00:01] <@The Impresario> Well, as with any system there are complications.
[00:02] <YuraZERO> Mmhm.
[00:02] <YuraZERO> It's the worst when you get a cult working against nuns.
[00:02] * YuraZERO is actually running off the canon plot of an anime which is the hilarious part.
[00:02] <@The Impresario> Hmm.
[00:03] <@The Impresario> Well I know of nuns with guns, operating out of Italy.
[00:03] <@The Impresario> Put the two together and it could be a hilarious combination.
[00:03] <YuraZERO> Oh the nuns back home know how to handle themselves well, no doubt.
[00:04] <YuraZERO> And it is amusing when you see... some of the more wild nuns.
[00:04] * @The Impresario murmurs assent
[00:04] <Yaijinden> I tell you what I am glad that Haruka hasn't discovered that there are upstairs bathrooms.
[00:04] <@The Impresario> Why are you glad of this?
[00:05] <@The Impresario> And HELLO by the way!
[00:05] <@The Impresario> I have some of your DNA.
[00:05] <YuraZERO> Should I even ask.
[00:05] <Yaijinden> So I have gleaned!
[00:05] <@The Impresario> I do have a handy explanatory pamplet.
[00:05] <Yaijinden> I LOVE pamphlets!
[00:05] <@The Impresario> I know! That's why I have it!
[00:05] <YuraZERO> I'm not sure if I should be scared or not here.
[00:06] <@The Impresario> pamphlet
[00:06] * Yaijinden reads raptly
[00:06] <Yaijinden> Just avoid going to the bathroom after Haruka's used it.
[00:06] <@The Impresario> I know.
[00:06] <@The Impresario> I possess an infodump of the entire history of this place.
[00:07] <@The Impresario> It is odd knowing everything yet seeing it for the first ime.
[00:07] <@The Impresario> Very cognitively dissonant.
[00:07] <Yaijinden> Greetings program! :V
[00:07] <@The Impresario> So not a program :P
[00:08] <starcat> (( AGH X WHY ))
[00:08] <starcat> (( WHY DO YOU DO THIS ))
[00:08] <starcat> (( YOU *ALWAYS* CHANGE THE SITE WHILE I'M OUT OF TOWN. ))
[00:08] <@The Impresario> (( HAH! ))
[00:08] <starcat> (( Without fail! I think there has been one time when it's been while I was around :P ))
[00:08] <starcat> (( seriously dude do you wait around or something XD ))
[00:08] <@The Impresario> (( I'm not done a'changin' ))
[00:09] <@The Impresario> (( You shall never know~ ))
[00:09] <starcat> (( i think you do. D: ))
[00:09] <@The Impresario> (( :3 ))
[00:09] * @The Impresario depletes his fresca and goes for another
[00:10] * Yaijinden sprawls~
[00:10] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> GOD DAMN CLOTHES
[00:10] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> COME OFF
[00:10] * YuraZERO checks her watch
[00:11] <YuraZERO> Wow I got away really easily wait what.
[00:11] <YuraZERO> ...
[00:11] * @Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka can't destroy this f[BLEEP]king tutu
[00:11] * YuraZERO looks at Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka.
[00:11] *** Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka is your average everyday Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka

[00:11] <YuraZERO> ...
[00:11] <YuraZERO> this is what I get for getting away.
[00:11] <@The Impresario> It's Haruka, in a tutu.
[00:11] * YuraZERO just holds her head.
[00:11] <starcat> (( Backlog link moved to above chatbox? Dislike. :( ))
[00:11] <@The Impresario> That's about all anyone needs to know. Ever.
[00:11] <starcat> (( Can..can it not fit above the Grooveshark link? :( ))
[00:12] <@The Impresario> (( it could... it won't, but it could! ))
[00:12] <@The Impresario> (( I am still working on the bottom ))
[00:13] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> MAN
[00:13] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> People keep calling me *cute*
[00:13] <YuraZERO> Um.
[00:13] <YuraZERO> I could burn it off.
[00:13] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> I need to get this s[BLEEP]t. OFF.
[00:13] <YuraZERO> It might hurt but not much if I can control it.
[00:13] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> Dude.
[00:13] <starcat> (( but it needs to be on the bottom D: ))
[00:13] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> I was already set on fire.
[00:13] <starcat> (( it's been there forever D: ))
[00:13] <starcat> (( this is a harder change than you taking away the "post" button D: ))
[00:14] <YuraZERO> It's chemical flames.
[00:14] <YuraZERO> Barium.
[00:14] * YuraZERO points to her eye.
[00:14] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> You know what.
[00:14] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> Do it.
[00:14] * @Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka stands there
[00:14] * @Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka prepares
[00:14] * YuraZERO pulls out her revolver.
[00:14] * YuraZERO loads a few bullets.
[00:14] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> DUDE YOU SAID SET ME ON FIRE
[00:14] <YuraZERO> Yes yes just stay still.
[00:15] <YuraZERO> I won't hit you.
[00:15] <YuraZERO> Trust me. I'm a nun.
[00:15] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> k...
[00:15] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> .............
[00:15] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> A what
[00:15] <Yaijinden> Sweet!
[00:15] <YuraZERO> Just shut up and stay still.
[00:15] <Yaijinden> As sifting through my stock of demotivators reminds me, nuns have boobs too.
[00:16] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> Nuns with Guns
[00:16] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> I had that hentai once
[00:16] * @Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka closes her eyes and starts to drool
[00:16] <@Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka> agrgrgggghgj~ ♡
[00:16] <Yaijinden> (now's your chance while she's distracted)
[00:16] <@The Impresario> (maybe you should shoot her)
[00:17] <starcat> YAI I HEARD YOU HAD PULLED PORK.
[00:17] * YuraZERO fires. The bullets explode just before Haruka in a brilliant burst of blue/green chemical flame.
[00:17] * @Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka lets out a homer simson yell
[00:17] * @Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka BURNS
[00:18] * YuraZERO waits a moment, throws her hand up idly, letting the flames snuff out.
[00:18] * @Sweet Cosplay Ballerina Haruka is now known as Nekkid Haruka w/ indestructible tutu and wonderbra ballerina bikini
[00:18] <@The Impresario> What
[00:18] <YuraZERO> what.
[00:18] <Yaijinden> =O
[00:18] <Yaijinden> NICE.
[00:18] <psYchO_saKi> I dressed her in layers :3
[00:18] <Yaijinden> Now you are the princessiest of them all!
[00:18] * psYchO_saKi is away: This is all i'm going to get out of this whole arc, I know it.
[00:18] <Yaijinden> And yes, pulled pork sammich.
[00:19] * @Nekkid Haruka w/ indestructible tutu and wonderbra ballerina bikini just starts to cry
[00:19] <@Nekkid Haruka w/ indestructible tutu and wonderbra ballerina bikini>
[00:19] <starcat> prettiest princess at the ball <3
[00:19] * YuraZERO shakes her head, flames around her eye noticably weaker.
[00:19] <@Nekkid Haruka w/ indestructible tutu and wonderbra ballerina bikini> It's not working~~~
[00:19] <starcat> ♡
[00:19] <@Nekkid Haruka w/ indestructible tutu and wonderbra ballerina bikini> Oh gawd ><
[00:19] <YuraZERO> I tried okay I at least got some of it off.
[00:19] <starcat> more like tastiest sandwich at the ball :o
[00:19] *** @Nekkid Haruka w/ indestructible tutu and wonderbra ballerina bikini [2fast2furious@fios.hi-ho.ne.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (running away to join the freaks at the circus)
[00:20] <starcat> she's Sailor Stripper now :3
[00:20] <YuraZERO> Great I did all that and now I need to find a Maria.
[00:20] <@The Impresario> Tachibana?
[00:20] <starcat> Ave!
[00:21] <@The Impresario> Ah.
[00:21] <YuraZERO> She had a nice revolver...
[00:21] <starcat> wait if you're a nun --
[00:21] <starcat> ...
[00:21] <starcat> if you're a nun...
[00:21] <starcat> How do you solve a problem like Maria?
[00:21] <YuraZERO> I am a nun, in a totally-not-a-this-universe-nun way.
[00:22] <@Nekkid Haruka w/ indestructible tutu and wonderbra ballerina bikini> That's not a nun.
[00:22] <@Nekkid Haruka w/ indestructible tutu and wonderbra ballerina bikini> This is a nun
[00:22] <@Nekkid Haruka w/ indestructible tutu and wonderbra ballerina bikini>




[00:23] <@The Impresario> Oh god what
[00:23] * @Nekkid Haruka w/ indestructible tutu and wonderbra ballerina bikini is away: eat nixon nun, f[BLEEP]kers
[00:23] * YuraZERO facepalms.
[00:24] <starcat> is that supposed to be terrifying.
[00:24] <@The Impresario> Two days old and already I've met a Nixon nun.
[00:24] <@The Impresario> It would be if you'd met Nixon.
[00:25] <starcat> Clearly I have not.
[00:25] <starcat> I did see President Obama give a speech this weekend though. :3
[00:26] <@The Impresario> Terrifying the Teabaggers, no doubt
[00:27] <starcat> Not so much really
[00:27] <starcat> more giving graduating cadets a view of what's to come.
[00:28] <starcat> (( He gave the West Point speech, my brother graduated yesterday ))
[00:28] <@The Impresario> Ahhh~
[00:28] <@The Impresario> (( -nods- ))
[00:28] <@The Impresario> Little bits of history, brick by brick~.
[00:28] <starcat> (( I was super-impressed. All he was obligated/scheduled to do was the speech and handing out diplomas, but he stepped back and shook the hand of every cadet who graduated. ))
[00:28] <starcat> (( He didn't have to do that at all. Most presidents don't, apparently. ))
[00:29] <starcat> (( When it was my brother's turn he ended up just saying "Thank you for coming" and the president brushed it off and said "Really, it's my honor to be here." ))
[00:29] <@The Impresario> (( ^^ ))
[00:29] <starcat> (( He was *very* well-done. :) ))
[00:30] <starcat> (( aaanyways ))
[00:30] * starcat sips tea
[00:30] <starcat> someday I will resume proper roleplaying.
[00:30] <@The Impresario> And that's the fourth wall shot.
[00:30] <YuraZERO> Until then, tea and jokes?
[00:30] <YuraZERO> Yes I think some of us already did that on and off.
[00:31] <@The Impresario> Luckily, I too have the SECOND SIGHT OF METAFICTION
[00:31] <starcat> It's not shot >:|
[00:31] <starcat> just poked a little.
[00:31] <starcat> Well okay I did kind of burst through it earlier
[00:31] * @The Impresario chuckles
[00:31] <starcat> but I didn't shout "OH YEAH!" or anything
[00:31] <@The Impresario> It's not like it matters, anyway
[00:31] <@The Impresario> Then you should have
[00:31] <YuraZERO> Put on your LARPing outfit you'll be fine.
[00:31] <@The Impresario> like the Kool-Aid man.
[00:31] <starcat> but I don't want to.
[00:31] <@The Impresario> Put on the outfit or you get the lotion.
[00:31] * starcat dons foam armor, wields boffer
[00:31] <starcat> ...
[00:31] * starcat takes it off :P
[00:31] <@The Impresario> Or the hose whatever.
[00:32] <@The Impresario> That thing that fellow does. In that movie. To that person.
[00:32] <starcat> well uh you know what else?
[00:32] * starcat falls over asleep.
[00:32] <@The Impresario> Charming.
[00:32] <YuraZERO> whelp.
[00:33] <@The Impresario> I, on the other hand, have my last day of free time, so I am going to use it.
[00:33] * @The Impresario will stay awake until he can't anymore.
[00:33] <starcat> (( you work on victoria day? ))
[00:34] <YuraZERO> Get lots and lots of soda.
[00:34] <starcat> (( or is victoria day the day to which you refer ))
[00:34] <@The Impresario> (( i'm in victoria day now ))
[00:34] <@The Impresario> (( it is past midnight ))
[00:34] <@The Impresario> I only have sugar-free.
[00:34] <@The Impresario> So soda is pointless.
[00:34] * Saki Suminaka is asleep on the floor for some reason
[00:34] <starcat> (( I was in the eastern time zone :o ))
[00:35] <starcat> (( then i went back. ))
[00:35] <YuraZERO> Oh god what was she there the entire time.
[00:35] <@The Impresario> Still as a placebo it works.
[00:35] <starcat> (( back TO THE PAST ))
[00:35] <Saki Suminaka> zzzzz
[00:35] <@The Impresario> I think she wa, yes.
[00:35] * @The Impresario pokes poor Saki Suminanka slowly with a slender stick
[00:35] <Saki Suminaka> zzzz...waffles...zzz
[00:35] <YuraZERO> I should be used to this from home but I don't think I ever will be.
[00:36] <@The Impresario> I already made you waffles once today D:
[00:36] * Saki Suminaka is talking in her sleep
[00:36] <@The Impresario> Or rahter had them made for you.
[00:36] <@The Impresario> Since I didn't feel like burning the house down.
[00:36] <@The Impresario> I don't think I inhereited any culinary skill at al-- no, wait. Wait. Waaaait.
[00:37] * @The Impresario dashes to the kitchen
[00:37] * @The Impresario brews up AWESOME TASTY COFFEE
[00:37] * @The Impresario returns
[00:37] <@The Impresario> I can do that!
[00:37] <Saki Suminaka> zzz
[00:37] * @The Impresario puts the mug near Saki
[00:38] * YuraZERO stays near the door just in case.
[00:38] * Saki Suminaka reaches her fingers over..and gulps the entire drink down...
[00:38] <@The Impresario> ♫ Tasty coffee is ... DAMN ♫
[00:38] <Saki Suminaka> ....
[00:38] <Saki Suminaka> ...
[00:38] * @The Impresario has never seen that before
[00:38] <@The Impresario> How's your esophagus!?
[00:39] * YuraZERO reaches slowly for the doorknob
[00:39] * @The Impresario sonics the door shut
[00:39] * Saki Suminaka leaps up.....pulls out a piece of chalk.....and starts to write complex math forumla on the wall
[00:39] <@The Impresario> Oh no~
[00:39] <YuraZERO> Dammit.
[00:39] <@The Impresario> If we go down we go down Together
[00:39] <@The Impresario> ... wait that.
[00:39] <@The Impresario> Vat is Das?
[00:39] <YuraZERO> I didn't do anything man.
[00:40] <YuraZERO> That was all you.
[00:40] * @The Impresario points to the math
[00:40] <YuraZERO> Why am I part of this.
[00:40] <YuraZERO> ... what in god's name.
[00:40] <@The Impresario> Yes well guilt by association.
[00:40] <@The Impresario> Or something like that but look
[00:40] * YuraZERO squints.
[00:40] <Saki Suminaka> IF YOU CALCULATE THE V BY THE THIRD UNIT OF THE SUM OF F IF F REPRESENTS THE SIXTH DIMENSION
[00:40] <YuraZERO> I think some of that is actually correct.
[00:41] <@The Impresario> FOR GOD'S SAKE WOMAN STOP BEFORE YOU OPEN A PORTAL STRAIGHT TO HELL
[00:41] * @The Impresario gives Saki sleeping tablets
[00:41] <Saki Suminaka> WE CAN SUPPOSE THAT THEREFORE WE CAN BEND THE DIMENSION BY THE FIFTEENTH ASPECT OF THE UNIVERSEAL SUM THAT SUM BEING
[00:41] <@The Impresario> It's *all* correct.
[00:41] * Saki Suminaka falls over asleep
[00:41] <@The Impresario> Mental note: Never Caffinate Suminaka.
[00:42] <Saki Suminaka> zzzzz..
[00:42] * @The Impresario erases the board frantically
[00:42] <YuraZERO> ...
[00:43] <@The Impresario> That was a near thing.
[00:43] <YuraZERO> That shouldn't just be a mental note that should be in some guide book.
[00:43] <@The Impresario> Yes, quite.
[00:43] * @The Impresario un-sonics door.
[00:44] <@The Impresario> Mrr. I really have to give this back.
[00:44] * @The Impresario flips Sakura's onic screwdriver around.
[00:44] <YuraZERO> Make a copy first?
[00:44] <@The Impresario> It's such a handy little thing.
[00:44] <@The Impresario> I intend to :)
[00:45] <YuraZERO> So are we just leaving the girl on the floor.
[00:45] <@The Impresario> I think it's for the best.
[00:45] * Saki Suminaka giggles in her sleep "zzzz..puppies...zzz"
[00:45] * @The Impresario puts a blanket on her
[00:46] * YuraZERO rubs her forehead.
[00:46] <YuraZERO> Well if I don't get a Maria I'm going to quickly join her on the floor.
[00:47] <YuraZERO> Until my body heals I'm still about as weak as a kitten after an attack or two.
[00:47] <@The Impresario> Is that a drink of some kind?
[00:47] <YuraZERO> ... sort of.
[00:47] <YuraZERO> A Maria supplies the drink.
[00:47] <@The Impresario> Oh.
[00:47] <@The Impresario> Oh.
[00:47] <@The Impresario> Go.. get your Maria then.
[00:48] <Yaijinden> Maria~
[00:48] <YuraZERO> Yes they don't exist in this universe so I'm rather screwed.
[00:48] <Yaijinden> I just met a girl named Maria~
[00:48] <starcat> again: how do you solve a problem like Maria?
[00:48] <@The Impresario> Find a different non-Maria, Maria obviously.
[00:49] <YuraZERO> Sadly I don't sing, my apologies, ask another Yura.
[00:49] <starcat> Go here!
[00:49] * @The Impresario starts on Fresca Four.
[00:50] <@The Impresario> That's hilariously sad.
[00:50] *** Saki Suminaka [Clumsycute@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (deeply asleep...)
[00:50] <@The Impresario> It's like when 4chan decides to just stop trying properly.
[00:51] <starcat> AVE MARIA
[00:51] * starcat hums to herself
[00:51] <@The Impresario> Or more like OY VEY MARIA
[00:51] <starcat> hey.
[00:51] <YuraZERO> and now I flee before I get locked in again.
[00:51] <starcat> hey Yura.
[00:52] <starcat> I know where you can find a Maria.
[00:52] <YuraZERO> dammit what.
[00:52] <starcat> Go to New York City!
[00:52] <starcat> :D
[00:52] <YuraZERO> what.
[00:52] <starcat> Maria!
[00:52] * YuraZERO just holds her head.
[00:52] <starcat> :D
[00:52] <YuraZERO> you know what f[BLEEP]k it the floor looks comfy.
[00:52] * YuraZERO falls over.
[00:53] <starcat> o.o
[00:53] <starcat> well that's not good!
[00:53] * starcat is now known as Celeste
[00:53] <@The Impresario> The floor *is* comfy.
[00:53] * Celeste walks in, sees Yura
[00:53] <@The Impresario> Why *are* you named after a Pizza.
[00:53] * Celeste picks up Zero and carries her out
[00:53] <Celeste> Why are you named after a gay bar.
[00:53] <@The Impresario> Or a doomed sailing ship.
[00:53] <Himeko D.> Because she's just as delicious :9
[00:53] <@The Impresario> As if.
[00:54] * @The Impresario goes to the kitchen and gets a proper pizza.
[00:54] <Himeko D.> Why am I here again?
[00:54] <Yaijinden> hey you
[00:54] <Yaijinden> i want to spend all your money
[00:54] <@The Impresario> Brooklyn Style, as is should be!
[00:54] <Celeste> Some of us don't let our lives rotate between the microwave and the freezer, you know.
[00:54] <Himeko D.> I think I got dragged here just for that one line.
[00:54] <Celeste> so you can carry Zero wherever she needs to go.
[00:54] <Yaijinden> i want to spend all your money
[00:55] * Celeste dumps the other girl onto Himeko
[00:55] <Himeko D.> ...
[00:55] <@The Impresario> My money?
[00:55] <Yaijinden> i want to spend all your money :D
[00:55] <Celeste> You're stronger.
[00:55] <Yaijinden> at the gay bar
[00:55] <Yaijinden> gay bar
[00:55] * Himeko D. shrugs, pickd;ghaghe
[00:55] <Yaijinden> gay bar
[00:55] * Himeko D. falls over
[00:55] <@The Impresario> I'm broke!
[00:55] <Yaijinden> YEAH!
[00:55] <@The Impresario> Oh.
[00:55] * Himeko D. gets back up, hoists Zero up
[00:55] <@The Impresario> That song.
[00:55] <Yaijinden> It'd be a short trip. ._.
[00:55] * Celeste chuckles
[00:55] <Yaijinden> FIRE AT THE DISCO!
[00:55] <@The Impresario> I can't help it I'm literally two days old.
[00:55] <@The Impresario> FIRE AT THE TACO BELL
[00:56] <Celeste> I'm at the Taco Bell
[00:56] <Celeste> I'm at the Pizza Hut
[00:56] <@The Impresario> Good for you.
[00:56] <Celeste> Wait, did I just mix up the order of those?
[00:56] * Celeste ponders this for a bit
[00:56] <Himeko D.> I have no idea what's going on or why I'm holding this woman.
[00:56] <Celeste> yes, yes I did.
[00:56] <Yaijinden> Don't you want to know what's starting these fiyahs?
[00:56] <@The Impresario> Do I, Yai?
[00:56] <Celeste> I'm at the Pizza Hut! I'm at the Taco Bell! I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell!
[00:57] <Celeste> there we go.
[00:57] <Yaijinden> IT'S MY DESIRE! :D
[00:57] <Yaijinden> IT'S MY DESIRE! :D
[00:57] <@The Impresario> Oh deah.
[00:57] * @The Impresario arms himself with a cleaver just in case
[00:57] <Yaijinden> DANGER DANGER
[00:57] <Yaijinden> ♦ HIGH VOLTAGE
[00:57] * Yaijinden rocks out to newdisco
[00:58] <Celeste> You thought I was babbling didn't you
[00:58] <@The Impresario> If I see Sumo wrestlers washing cars, I swear~
[00:58] * Celeste is away: Let's go home, it's nice.
[00:58] <Yaijinden> It won't be because I paid them to come.
[00:58] *** Himeko D. [itohimeko@mj-net.ed.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (um. Yeah. sure. I'll um. Follow you.)
[00:58] <Yaijinden> Offering them chances to meet with CELEBUTANTES!
[00:59] <@The Impresario> Heh/
[00:59] <@The Impresario> Celebutante.
[00:59] * @The Impresario chuckles and starts Fresca #5
[01:00] <Yaijinden> sip sip sip sip
[01:00] * @The Impresario tosses Yai one
[01:00] * Yaijinden catches, cracks open
[01:00] <@The Impresario> Do you think rapid fame corrupts?
[01:01] <@The Impresario> I think rapid fame corrupts.
[01:01] <@The Impresario> Unless one is very well grounded.
[01:02] <Yaijinden> Often. People react very poorly to things that come easily.
[01:02] <@The Impresario> The real test is when that fame evaporates.
[01:02] <Yaijinden> Some suggest that feudalism was a perfectly valid and useful system of government until the nobility experienced an extended peace, and then began believing they deserved what they had without need for effort or justification.
[01:03] <@The Impresario> Will the hangers-on remain?
[01:03] <@The Impresario> Hmm.
[01:03] <@The Impresario> I can see that.
[01:04] <@The Impresario> Interesting, how peace, in that regard, creates as great a strain, if not greater, than war.
[01:04] <@The Impresario> People forget.
[01:05] <Yaijinden> Pain and memory of pain are some of the best teachers about.
[01:05] <Yaijinden> They are also some of the worst, because we so seldom learn the right lessons from them!
[01:05] <@The Impresario> Heh.
[01:05] <@The Impresario> Which is where grounding comes in.
[01:06] <@The Impresario> If one has no grounding one might drift to even worse scenarios in the long run.
[01:06] <@The Impresario> Taking away the wrong lesson.
[01:07] <@The Impresario> But even with grounding, it's not that simple.
[01:07] <Yaijinden> Yes. :3
[01:07] <Yaijinden> Universe is SO strange!
[01:08] <@The Impresario> My brain is making delightful circles in the duck-pond of my mind right now :3
[01:08] <@The Impresario> OR mind in bran I don't know
[01:08] <@The Impresario> delightfully groggy
[01:08] <Yaijinden> glub glub
[01:08] <Yaijinden> we're in the ocean :O
[01:09] <@The Impresario> best / worst thinking happens now
[01:09] <@The Impresario> no filters
[01:09] <@The Impresario> Adrift in the ocean!
[01:10] <Yaijinden> Only issue is chasing down the right scriminy.
[01:10] <@The Impresario> Scriminy... Cricket?
[01:11] <Yaijinden> I think? I amn't sure I'm tracking.
[01:11] <Yaijinden> It's late and I'm full and feeling somewhat sassy.
[01:11] <@The Impresario> I'm definitely not tracking
[01:12] <@The Impresario> hah
[01:12] <@The Impresario> fat and sassy!
[01:13] <@The Impresario> wheeee
[01:14] <@The Impresario> i know why Zarathustra did all the speaking; you see his name is so godwaful impossible to pronounce no one wanted to sound a fool when addressing him so they stayed silent and gave him the floor
[01:14] <@The Impresario> this is my pronouncement
[01:16] <Yaijinden> Solid.
[01:16] <Yaijinden> Valid.
[01:16] <@The Impresario> Oh my
[01:16] <@The Impresario> ♦ Mark Twain wrote an extensive memoir, but stipulated that it not be published until 100 years after his death. This November it will be published.
[01:17] <@The Impresario> "In order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to obtain" indeed
[01:21] <Yaijinden> Oooh.
[01:21] <Yaijinden> That could well be hilarious.
[01:22] <@The Impresario> I think so
[01:23] * @The Impresario goes to the fridge
[01:23] * @The Impresario goes to the microwave
[01:23] * @The Impresario repeats this a few times
[01:23] * @The Impresario chuckles a bit.
[01:24] * @The Impresario noms his Pizza.
[01:25] <@The Impresario> It's amusing, I suppose, to poke at ruts.
[01:26] <@The Impresario> Ruts have gravity.
[01:26] <@The Impresario> Sometimes, people try to escape them. Sometimes they do, for a time.
[01:27] <@The Impresario> Then, the means by which they escaped gets removed.
[01:27] <@The Impresario> So gravity takes hold again.
[01:28] <@The Impresario> A rut is all that remains after the cart has come and gone.
[01:29] <@The Impresario> It is all that's left.
[01:29] <@The Impresario> One day, another cart might travel through it, carrying someone away.
[01:29] <@The Impresario> But the rut remains.
[01:29] <@The Impresario> The only constant.
[01:30] <@The Impresario> The default posiition.
[01:30] <@The Impresario> It is old. It is comfortable.
[01:30] <@The Impresario> You can steal everything else, but you can't take the rut.
[01:31] <@The Impresario> It is indelible.
[01:31] <@The Impresario> And it is to laugh.
[01:31] <@The Impresario> Because a rut it might be, the old fridge-to-microwave circuit.
[01:31] <@The Impresario> But you know what? Maslow built a pyrmid on that.
[01:32] <@The Impresario> It's mundane but important stuff.
[01:32] <@The Impresario> Respect the rut.
[01:33] <@The Impresario> It's a life preserver.
[01:33] <@The Impresario> It lets one tread water until either their time expires or something new comes along.
[01:35] <@The Impresario> I understand this clearly now.
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[01:41] <FireFly_9> I think my favorite Mark Twain anecdote comes from his collection Life on The River, written in 1907: "It happened that one day I was standing beside the very same river [the Mississippi], and saw a steamboat pass by. I called out to the passengers aboard, and several of them waved back at me. Within a few minutes, a new figure emerged upon the deck: a man they call the Ultimate Hustler. He called back to me: "S[BLEEP]t, Twain, what the hell is on your scalp, did you buy Albert Einstein's merkin secondhand?" I turned to my travelling-companions in order to deny that I was wearing a merkin, but then he followed that with, "Plus your moustache looks like something Nietzche shat out" and I was like, well I'll be damned."
[01:41] <@Nekkid Haruka w/ indestructible tutu and wonderbra ballerina bikini> Twain and Einstein not only overlapped in time but Twain was still alive when the special theory came out. I've never thought of that before. Wild.
[01:41] *** @Nekkid Haruka w/ indestructible tutu and wonderbra ballerina bikini [2fast2furious@fios.hi-ho.ne.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (passing out)
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[09:27] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> (( I went out last night and played Rock Band with my friends on a large screen. HD projector. It was pretty awesome ))
[09:28] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> (( And while playing, I couldn't help but really wish Buono! was big enough to warrant a DLC pack of Buono! songs. Because, really? That'd be epic. ))
[11:22] * @The Impresario tinkers with CS5
[11:22] <Michael Sunnyside III> Ahh, I see my package has arrived~
[11:23] <@The Impresario> Yes indeed, it will be most useful, I've already started putting it to work
[11:23] <Michael Sunnyside III> Excellent, excellent!
[11:23] <Michael Sunnyside III> I'm going to head on down to Akhibara to see how my new headquarters is progressing.
[11:24] <@The Impresario> How do you find it, versus New York?
[11:24] <Michael Sunnyside III> A different feel and a different energy.
[11:24] <Michael Sunnyside III> But more in common than you might expect.
[11:24] * Michael Sunnyside III waves
[11:25] <Michael Sunnyside III> In the words of a famous Austrian, "I'll be back"
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[11:25] <@The Impresario> Hah! :D
[11:25] * @The Impresario continues working
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[11:28] <@The Impresario> Hi there!
[11:28] * Erilynn enters through the entryway of the house, a haze of misty light about her.
[11:28] * Erilynn looks at The Impresario.
[11:28] *** The Impresario is a dark-brown-haired, shockingly blue-eyed, thin, tan fellow wearing black glasses, sharply pressed black pants with subtle grey pinstripes, an untucked crisp black pinstriped shirt buttoned down over a lime green undershirt, red trainers and white socks. More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC.
The Impresario is an IRC Operator - Channel Administrator
[11:29] * Erilynn narrows her eyes at him, looking him over carefully.
[11:29] * @The Impresario just hands her the informational pamphlet.
[11:29] <@The Impresario> Makes things faster, I find :)
[11:29] * Erilynn is startled and takes it and reads.
[11:29] * Erilynn frowns in distaste and hands the pamphlet back at him.
[11:30] <Erilynn> You're one of those...those non-Maidens, aren't you?
[11:31] <@The Impresario> Ehh? Do you mean 'male' or 'not lesbian'?
[11:31] <@The Impresario> Because there's two widely varying concepts floating around right now.
[11:32] <Erilynn> I don't understand.
[11:32] <@The Impresario> All right, rewind~
[11:32] <@The Impresario> Define "Maiden".
[11:32] * Erilynn points to herself.
[11:32] <Erilynn> I'm a Maiden.
[11:32] <Erilynn> You're not.
[11:32] <Erilynn> You're just like Máni, all bits wrong with you.
[11:33] <@The Impresario> Bits as in---? *indicates chest and nethers*
[11:33] * Erilynn nods, crossing her arms over her chest.
[11:34] <@The Impresario> The correct term you are looking for, in his reagion, is called "Male."
[11:34] <@The Impresario> ^region
[11:34] <Erilynn> Male...
[11:34] <@The Impresario> Maidens are called "female"
[11:34] * Erilynn purses her lips, thinking.
[11:34] <Erilynn> How....unusual..
[11:35] * Erilynn looks at him, an odd expression on her face.
[11:35] <@The Impresario> This is strictly a biological classifcation, as gendered behaviour does not always correspond to physical attributes.
[11:35] <Erilynn> ..what?
[11:36] <@The Impresario> You'll figutre it out soon enough :)
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[11:37] * Erilynn glances at the pamphlet and looks back at him.
[11:37] <Haak> Ahaha, the new look doesn't like widescreen.
[11:37] <Erilynn> Your name is...Reijin, is it?
[11:37] * Erilynn looks at Haak.
[11:37] *** Haak is an intimidating figure. One of his most notable features is his missing left arm. Battle-hardened and wearing darkened, ornate armour socketed with gems and emblazoned with the crest of his order, you see a knowing grin emerge. More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: "Wander My Friends" by Bear McCreary.
[11:37] <Haak> I.. what? Oh him.
[11:37] <@The Impresario> My name is The Impresario.
[11:38] * Erilynn points to the pamplet.
[11:38] <@The Impresario> Oh are you referring to the background, Haak?
[11:38] <@The Impresario> I'lll sort that in a bit.
[11:38] <@The Impresario> It's provisional anyway
[11:39] <Haak> It's got a kind of retro-before-we-had-widescreen charm.
[11:39] <Erilynn> Then why write your name as Reijin if you are called something else?
[11:39] <@The Impresario> Reijin was the name given to me when I was expected to be something else. It doesn't refect who I see myself to be, but it is useful for paperwork that requires binomial nomenclature.
[11:40] * Erilynn nods in understanding, though it took her a while to get it.
[11:40] <Erilynn> So, Impresario then.
[11:41] <@The Impresario> Yes! :D
[11:42] * Erilynn mutters to herself that it's a fun name to pronounce.
[11:42] * Erilynn turns to the other person in the room.
[11:42] <Erilynn> And you're one of those "males" too, aren't you?
[11:45] * Erilynn sighs and sits down onto a sofa, holding her head in her hands.
[11:45] <@The Impresario> Now... forgive me if I'm wrong on this... but do you know a fellow named Thoth?
[11:46] <Erilynn> Who?
[11:46] <@The Impresario> Nevermind.
[11:46] <@The Impresario> Hmm.
[11:46] * Erilynn wonders.
[11:46] <@The Impresario> So wait.
[11:46] <@The Impresario> Is everyone on your planet a Maiden?
[11:46] * Erilynn hesitates.
[11:47] <Erilynn> All...but my child.
[11:47] * @The Impresario tilts his head.
[11:47] * Erilynn holds back a sob of despair.
[11:47] <@The Impresario> Are there other children on the planet?
[11:47] * Erilynn nods.
[11:47] <Erilynn> Of course there are.
[11:48] <@The Impresario> Very silly question now, very impertinent I know..
[11:48] <@The Impresario> But how do these children arise? From two maidens?
[11:48] <Erilynn> Máni's only three right now... His hair, is this....horrible red color. It's..I've never been so unlucky like this.
[11:48] <Erilynn> Eh?
[11:48] <Erilynn> No, that's silly.
[11:48] <// J_Daito //> OH MY GOD IT'S SCOTT TENORMAN
[11:48] * // J_Daito // is away: flee
[11:49] <Erilynn> (( XD ))
[11:49] <@The Impresario> As I said, silly.
[11:49] <Erilynn> (( took me a sec to get that ))
[11:49] <@The Impresario> (( XD ))
[11:49] * Erilynn nods.
[11:49] <Erilynn> Do you know of the Full Moon Festivals?
[11:49] * @The Impresario shakes his head
[11:49] <@The Impresario> Please explain!
[11:50] * @The Impresario is starting to get an Amazon model of child-production here...
[11:50] * Erilynn smiles a tiny bit, feeling ever that much superior.
[11:50] <Erilynn> Every Full Moon, the Great Mother Moon Goddess shines her light upon the Maidens of the world.
[11:51] * @The Impresario nods
[11:51] <Erilynn> It is this light that we are chosen to be blessed with the gift of her life, conceiving yet another of our Mother's Maidens.
[11:51] <// J_Daito //> And sales of Tampax skyrocket!
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[11:51] *** @spiritflame has kicked // J_Daito // from #suburbansenshi2 REASON: (will you stop)
[11:51] <@The Impresario> So...
[11:52] <@The Impresario> from the light.
[11:52] <@The Impresario> And nothing but the light?
[11:52] <Erilynn> And, in nine months time, those who were lucky enough to get chosen, give birth in the sacred lakes.
[11:52] * Erilynn looks at him.
[11:52] <Eiry> Uh...did I come at a bad time?
[11:52] <Erilynn> It's the Great Mother Moon Goddess' light.
[11:52] <@The Impresario> Your DNA must be fascinating, I wonder how many alleles you have.
[11:52] <Erilynn> Not just light, but her light.
[11:53] * Erilynn looks at him, confused again.
[11:53] <@The Impresario> ... does it have physical substance, this "light"?
[11:53] <@The Impresario> As opposed to say, a random light beam through the window?
[11:53] <Erilynn> Well....during our festivities, when we dance and sing, and play games, and eat and drink, we all feel the warmth and love of our Great Mother Moon Goddess.
[11:54] * @The Impresario thinks about how to phrase this delicately.
[11:54] <Erilynn> It's different from her light on any other light.
[11:54] <@The Impresario> Can I butter my toast with it.
[11:54] <Haak> God you time lords are annoyingly curious
[11:54] * @The Impresario swivels to face Haak
[11:54] <Erilynn> ...What?
[11:54] <@The Impresario> I am trying to deterine how this species even exists.
[11:55] <Eiry> Wouldn't you have to go to their planet for that?
[11:55] <@The Impresario> If they're not doing the Amazon thing if mating with men from other planets and then killing off male offspring--
[11:55] <@The Impresario> I have one of their number right here *waves at Erilynn*
[11:56] <@The Impresario> Asking sometimes helps.
[11:56] * Erilynn glowers angrily, thinking of her child.
[11:56] <Haak> Actually you're asking if you can spread her light on your toast
[11:56] <@The Impresario> Your child--
[11:56] <Eiry> Well it sounds like you would have to investigate this "light."
[11:57] <@The Impresario> Well only insofar as much as it would tell me if they truly are a race with no males at all.
[11:57] <Erilynn> Máni. He's three.
[11:57] <@The Impresario> It's a passing curiousity.
[11:57] <@The Impresario> Were there any other children like him, before now?
[11:57] <Erilynn> Not that I know of.
[11:57] <@The Impresario> and your experience with the light was... typical?
[11:57] <Erilynn> I should hope that no other Maidens have sinned as much as I to have created such an evil against life as he.
[11:58] <Erilynn> ..n-no...
[11:58] <@The Impresario> Oh dear.
[11:58] <@The Impresario> Ahh.
[11:58] <Erilynn> I was talking to my friend Calistra about it when she came to town, and we, as she thinks, we might have figured out what had happened.
[11:58] <@The Impresario> Oh?
[11:59] <Erilynn> It was on the night of a Full Moon Festival and..er..
[11:59] <Erilynn> I was never one to join in on the festivities all that much, so I decided to go moonlil berry picking since they're the ripest during a full moon, in the woods behind my home.
[11:59] <Erilynn> And...I didn't know there weren't to be any festivities that night.
[11:59] <Erilynn> I hadn't been into town for a while and didn't hear the news.
[11:59] * Erilynn sighs.
[11:59] <@The Impresario> Right...
[12:00] <Eiry> Is your son particularly violent, disobedient, or destructive or something?
[12:00] <Erilynn> The Great Mother Moon Goddess, her light hid from us for quite some time that night. It was...frightening, being in it one second, and then it disappearing completely. Eerie.
[12:01] <Erilynn> And, of course....I had panicked and ran through the darkened woods back to my home.
[12:01] <Erilynn> Though by then, She had started to come back..
[12:02] <Erilynn> That's what Calistra thinks, that because of my foolishness in going out that night, that...that...Something perverted her light and gave me That.
[12:02] * Erilynn looks at the other Maiden in the room.
[12:02] <@The Impresario> No life is a perversion.
[12:02] <Erilynn> HE is!
[12:02] <@The Impresario> Then why have you kept him alive.
[12:02] <Erilynn> When the Birthing Maidens took him so he wouldn't drown in the Lakes, they said he was boiling to the touch.
[12:03] <Erilynn> Because.....it is a sin to kill...
[12:03] <@The Impresario> And if it wasn't?
[12:03] <@The Impresario> Could you honestly say you'd have killed him?
[12:03] <Eiry> That doesn't answer my question, though.
[12:04] <Erilynn> I...I don't know...
[12:04] <Erilynn> Maybe..
[12:05] * @The Impresario looks rather saddened by that answer.
[12:05] <@The Impresario> Well, you never know what someone will grow up to be.
[12:05] <Erilynn> I'm sorry, what was your question?
[12:05] * Erilynn directed that to Eiry.
[12:05] <@The Impresario> Nuture versus nature.
[12:05] <@The Impresario> If you raise him well he may yet do great things.
[12:06] <Erilynn> He BURNT my thyme!
[12:07] <Eiry> I asked if he was particularly violent or destructive.
[12:07] <@The Impresario> Did he mean to?
[12:07] <Erilynn> N..no.. it was an accident..
[12:08] <Erilynn> But...there was fire..
[12:08] <@The Impresario> Then there you are.
[12:08] <Erilynn> I saw it, fire on his hands.
[12:08] <Erilynn> From him.
[12:08] <@The Impresario> Give me a book of matches and I'll give you a fire.
[12:08] <@The Impresario> Pssh there are at least three people in this house who can make fire from their hands.
[12:08] <Eiry> I think many forms of life in the universe have fire abilities.
[12:08] * Erilynn looks at the two of them.
[12:08] <@The Impresario> Your child is a gift, not a sin.
[12:08] <Erilynn> You..don't understand!
[12:09] <Erilynn> It..he..
[12:09] <@The Impresario> You say he is a perversion, but he could be something else. The first male.
[12:09] <@The Impresario> Rassilon knows what your Gene Pool is like after all this time.
[12:09] <@The Impresario> He might be just the thing.
[12:10] <@The Impresario> Or he might be Rosemary's Baby-- but still, best to look on the bright side.
[12:10] <Eiry> If your moon goddess controls your reproduction, why didn't she make him female if that's what she wanted?
[12:11] <Erilynn> I...don't know...
[12:11] <Erilynn> All of our children are Maidens, except him
[12:12] <@The Impresario> In many myths and legends a "different" child is born precisely to fulfill a need that regular ones could not.
[12:12] <@The Impresario> He could end up being a great Hero.
[12:12] * Erilynn scowls.
[12:12] <Haak> Or a totally normal person. You would be amazed how often things end up being anti-climactic.
[12:13] * @The Impresario gives Haak a "I am trying to foster some sense of pride in her offspring in this woman" look.
[12:14] * Erilynn shakes her head, stubborn.
[12:14] <Erilynn> In my own way...I suppose I love him as a Mother-Maiden loves a Child.
[12:14] <Erilynn> I'll teach him right from wrong, as is a Mother's duty to do.
[12:14] * Haak replies with a "you really should know better".
[12:14] <@The Impresario> Well that's good. :)
[12:14] <Erilynn> Tell him of the world, of life.
[12:15] <Haak> You do what you can, simple as that.
[12:15] <Erilynn> ..I don't know...if I can really, truly love him, though.
[12:15] <Erilynn> Everytime I look at him, something inside me hurts.
[12:15] * @The Impresario replies back with "oh yes let's not do that so if she ever suffers a crisis of faith in the whole 'killing is a sin' bit she may end up bashing his head against a rock" look
[12:16] * @The Impresario is very good at thsese facial expressions!
[12:16] <Eiry> Does he know that?
[12:16] <Erilynn> No, you think I'm crazy?
[12:16] <Erilynn> To tell a child something like that would scar him for life.
[12:16] <Haak> You know if the wind changes your face will get stuck like that
[12:17] <@The Impresario> Don't make me drag Haruka in here to make good on that pun.
[12:18] <Haak> The kid could be a lot worse off. Lots grow up with no parent figure at all.
[12:18] <Haak> And that usually does not go terribly well.
[12:19] <Eiry> Well if he's got astral or mental abilities, he may know. Besides, children are sensitive and often know things you don't tell him.
[12:19] <Erilynn> He...he spouted flame from his hands!
[12:19] <Erilynn> That's not normal!!
[12:19] <Erilynn> Everything about him is wrong.
[12:21] <Eiry> There is wrong and there is different. They're not the same.
[12:21] * Erilynn looks at her angrily, holding back tears.
[12:22] <Erilynn> You don't know what it's like, to be in my situation.
[12:22] <Erilynn> No one does.
[12:22] <Eiry> But I know what it's like to be thought a monster.
[12:23] * Erilynn wipes her eyes and looks at her in a thoughtful manner.
[12:24] * Erilynn lowers her head and sighs.
[12:24] <Erilynn> I don't...want to talk about this anymore..
[12:25] * Erilynn gets up from the sofa, a little unsteady on her feet.
[12:25] * @The Impresario produces a scone.
[12:25] <@The Impresario> Here, try this.
[12:26] * Erilynn looks at him, a tiny bit wary.
[12:26] <Erilynn> Where di you get that?
[12:26] <@The Impresario> This bag.
[12:26] * @The Impresario holds upa bag of scones.
[12:26] * Erilynn frowns a tiny bit but takes a bit out of the scone anyway.
[12:26] * @The Impresario eats one by way fo demonstration.
[12:27] <@The Impresario> See, it's good!
[12:27] * Erilynn nods!
[12:27] * Erilynn keeps eating it, waiting to say "It's very good!" till after she swallows.
[12:27] * Haak decides to say no more.
[12:27] * @The Impresario gives her the bag
[12:28] <Erilynn> You sure?
[12:28] <@The Impresario> Yup!
[12:28] <@The Impresario> I've got more somewhere.
[12:28] * Erilynn smiles a little.
[12:28] <Erilynn> I think Máni would definitely enjoy these as much as I have.
[12:28] <Erilynn> ...Thank you, Impresario.
[12:29] <@The Impresario> My pleasure :)
[12:30] * Erilynn holds to bag to her chest, a warm smile on her face. It...looks a lot better than all the frowning and scowling she's been doing, for sure.
[12:30] <Erilynn> I think, I'll go take these to him now.
[12:30] <Erilynn> It...um...
[12:30] <Erilynn> It was nice talking to you...
[12:30] <@The Impresario> Same here :)
[12:30] * Erilynn turns a little red and heads towards the entryway in a bit of a hurry, embarrassed.
[12:30] * @The Impresario half-bows.
[12:31] * @The Impresario grabs a fresca
[12:31] * Erilynn vanishes through the hazy mist back to her own world, though the bag of scones remain here, dropping to the floor.
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[12:31] <@The Impresario> There is nothing in the world a Scone cannot help.
[12:31] <Eiry> Bye