Suburban Senshi Entry #2573 - “23 Years later, the Suburban Senshi Universe expands again! Say hello to a new place to play - the world of Earth 1337-C!”
#2573 “23 Years later, the Suburban Senshi Universe expands again! Say hello to a new place to play - the world of Earth 1337-C!”
@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt starts - 24 August 2025 5:55PM
Det. Ema Skye5:57 PM
So it looks like another one of the Golden Crescent's "Perfect Senshi" got taken out the other day, and more people who were once awakened to memories of their past lives in the Silver Millennium are back to remembering nothing.
IrnChef_Jovian5:57 PM
Damn that thing is creepy, it almost looks like me except with weird armor and stuff, like it came from the multiverse or something
@SpeedRcrX5:58 PM
LOL isn't there already a multiverse version of you running around that's a cyborg?
@The Intern6:00 PM
That would be her:
IrnChef_Jovian6:00 PM
Ya she creeps me out too
@SpeedRcrX6:01 PM
Man the whole multiverse thing is creepy. Every single choice you make spawns off a different universe? That's insane
@The Intern6:02 PM
Well, not all multiverses survive for very long; some evaporate back into the quantum "foam" of the Omniverse. But some, depending upon the magnitude of the choice, definitely persist.
golD_lux6:03 PM
Sorta like the choices that led to the split between Earth 1337-A and B, which is why I have parents from both universes!
// J_Daito //6:03 PM
You just know Marvel will find a way to run the concept into the ground
Last decade it was "[person] was a Skrull all along!" this time it will be "they were their Multiverse counterpart all along!"
@SpeedRcrX6:04 PM
LOL
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte6:06 PM
It's so weird. For the longest time I didn't have a counterpart in the multiverse, but then as history sort of wove itself around me, I did? And now it's to the point where I even have a counterpart out there who just posts on BlueSky all day using the internet itself to communicate across universes and conduct her affairs.
@The Intern6:07 PM
I have a counterpart who's like my former self only much more aggressive and confident, and it's so strange to interact with her
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.6:08 PM
Hahaha you guys all have lame counterparts.
@SpeedRcrX6:08 PM
Hey I have one that's just straight up perfect all the time
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.6:08 PM
Oh yeah, well mine saved an entire universe!
@SpeedRcrX6:15 PM
I call bulls[BLEEP]t
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.6:15 PM
It started like this:
I saw it in the Silver Crystal
@SpeedRcrX6:16 PM
So you one-shotted Beryl so what any of us can do that now in our sleep
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.6:17 PM
Well no see then more of the bad guys showed up, like the Black Moon and s[BLEEP]t and I murdered them
// J_Daito //6:17 PM
Okay kind of impressive
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.6:18 PM
Then Galaxia showed up and murdered everyone
@SpeedRcrX6:18 PM
LOL
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.6:18 PM
Yeah it was bulls[BLEEP]t but other-me survived and became a GOD and got MOON REVENGE and reset the world
FireFly_96:19 PM
I don't want to think of what Chibiusa-chan would do as a god...
You're already meddling with godlike powers as it is
Are you telling me something new and revolutionary is happening after 23 years?
...A version of me is there too. And she seems happy and fulfilled. I hate her already.
DJ Reverend_H8:03 PM
Yo so Hawks-Eye runs a Tea Shop, there, Tigers-Eye runs a modelling agency and Fish-Eye's a fashion designer What yo?
// J_Daito //8:03 PM
I forget, what do those losers do here again?
DJ Reverend_H8:04 PM
Being bums and rooming with me yo
Maybe I gotta show them this place so they can get some ambition and pay me back some rent yo
[gTV]Red_Crow8:05 PM
It looks like there are some animates too. In school. Weird. I can't remember back when I had to go to school.
[gTV]Aya-chan!8:06 PM
That was ages ago in the distant futuristic past of mankind!
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte8:20 PM
Wait I just noticed... Artemis and Luna are still together... but Luna is a teenager?
...Artemis... are you a paedophile
FireFly_98:21 PM
...
=^catablanca^=8:21 PM
NO NO THAT ME IS A TEEN THERE STILL
FireFly_98:22 PM
I don't think I like this universe. Perhaps it needs a visit from Glaivey-chan ☠
@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:22 PM
NOW NOW
Let's not end this new world before it even has a chance to get going
In that universe, Usagi is an aspiring artist, and drew this lovely picture of all her friends having fun, which should give everyone a taste of what it's like!*
* Thanks to Euri for the picture!
[gTV]Red_Crow8:29 PM
Also that whole "fun club page" thing looks a look like the IRC video transcription tech Ginga TV uses to put Suburban Senshi up for the world
@The Intern8:30 PM
It's the same technology; but whereas Doctor Xadium is the point of contact for issues concerning it
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte8:30 PM
...when he's not being too lazy
[gTV]C'est_la_V8:31 PM
When is he ever not lazy?
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte8:31 PM
* Paisley Pythia Peinforte high-fives Minako *
[gTV]C'est_la_V8:31 PM
* C'est_la_V high-fives back *
@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:31 PM
HEY
@The Intern8:32 PM
As I was saying
In this case, Ultramatt (in sidebar or Discord) and Euri (in Discord) are the ones to reach out to, Xadium is only providing tech support and infrastructure.
@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:35 PM
In other words I disclaim all liability
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte8:35 PM
(in other words he's being lazy again)
@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:49 PM
So there you have it, for the 23rd anniversary of 「Suburban Senshi」, a new kind of adventure awaits for those who want to try something different!
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